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link: Boss gives staff daily masturbation break and sex toys as 'special work perk'


Boss gives staff daily masturbation break and sex toys as 'special work perk'
Erika Lust wanted her staff to practice self care so launched daily masturbation breaks, giving her valued employees 30 minutes to themselves, and now she's spiced up the policy a bit more
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Erika Lust encourages daily masturbation breaks for her staff

A boss has been praised for letting her staff take half an hour masturbation breaking during their working day.
Porn director Erika Lust, who has won awards for her erotic films, launched the new self-love policy last year with the aim of making her staff more relaxed.

She's now shared an update, saying that after successfully running the policy for a year she is now offering free sex toys to her workers as a "special work perk".
She said she allowed workers to take the breaks because she "values her employees" and credits it to increased productivity and "less aggression" in the workplace.

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What do you think about Erika's management style? Let us know in the comments...

Taking to Instagram, Erika wrote: "Remember I started to give my staff a daily 30-minute masturbation break last May? This year, we've decided to revamp our special work perk with the help of my friends from Fun Factory and their cheeky toys.

⁠"Will you join us? Go to my link in bio to learn more and maybe you'll find a sexy discount for yourself on the way. "

She included the hashtags #masturbationmonth, #funfactory, #erikalustfilms, #erikalust, and #lustzine.



http://instagr.am/p/Cd5jwu-uLTY/

Erika has also released a mini-documentary on her YouTube channel, where she asked how often people manage to find some alone time, as the Daily Star reports.

A lot of the responses suggested that the amount will vary depending on stress levels, with some even acknowledging that the recent changes in working environments had impacted upon their habits.


“On a daily average we’re talking four times a day, maybe. I work from home if that is an excuse,” one woman laughed.

But, while many admitted that some time alone helped them to de-stress, one respondent admitted swearing himself off the practice because it was making him unproductive.


“I thought I had a masturbation addiction at some point, so I started masturbating less. And I talked with my friend about it, and we discovered that if I masturbate more, you relax, you work less and you’re not that effective. So at some point I think I went without masturbation for two months.

For others, it was a seasonal decision, with one polyamorous woman admitting: “There is no pattern, it depends on my mood or my level of stress or how often I see my couple, but definitely I masturbate more often during the summer.”

As well as revealing their habits, the documentary’s participants also shared some interesting anecdotes about times they had nearly been caught doing the deed.

One woman even revealed that she had gotten away with masturbating on a bus trip, aided by the cover of a blanket.

“I realised that most parents are not really talking to their kids about masturbation; most parents are not even talking about sex,” she said.

The porn director described how she had adopted the approach with her own daughters, stressing that she didn’t want them to feel “shame” about self-pleasure.

And, addressing why she had decided to produce the documentary, Erika explained that she hoped to normalise conversations about sex.
 

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I believe the toys was because of an increase in time off due to repetitive strain injuries.

Truly a thoughtful employer.
 

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link: Boss gives staff daily masturbation break and sex toys as 'special work perk'


Boss gives staff daily masturbation break and sex toys as 'special work perk'
Erika Lust wanted her staff to practice self care so launched daily masturbation breaks, giving her valued employees 30 minutes to themselves, and now she's spiced up the policy a bit more
Erika Lust



Erika Lust encourages daily masturbation breaks for her staff

A boss has been praised for letting her staff take half an hour masturbation breaking during their working day.
Porn director Erika Lust, who has won awards for her erotic films, launched the new self-love policy last year with the aim of making her staff more relaxed.

She's now shared an update, saying that after successfully running the policy for a year she is now offering free sex toys to her workers as a "special work perk".
She said she allowed workers to take the breaks because she "values her employees" and credits it to increased productivity and "less aggression" in the workplace.

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What do you think about Erika's management style? Let us know in the comments...

Taking to Instagram, Erika wrote: "Remember I started to give my staff a daily 30-minute masturbation break last May? This year, we've decided to revamp our special work perk with the help of my friends from Fun Factory and their cheeky toys.

⁠"Will you join us? Go to my link in bio to learn more and maybe you'll find a sexy discount for yourself on the way. "

She included the hashtags #masturbationmonth, #funfactory, #erikalustfilms, #erikalust, and #lustzine.



http://instagr.am/p/Cd5jwu-uLTY/

Erika has also released a mini-documentary on her YouTube channel, where she asked how often people manage to find some alone time, as the Daily Star reports.

A lot of the responses suggested that the amount will vary depending on stress levels, with some even acknowledging that the recent changes in working environments had impacted upon their habits.


“On a daily average we’re talking four times a day, maybe. I work from home if that is an excuse,” one woman laughed.

But, while many admitted that some time alone helped them to de-stress, one respondent admitted swearing himself off the practice because it was making him unproductive.


“I thought I had a masturbation addiction at some point, so I started masturbating less. And I talked with my friend about it, and we discovered that if I masturbate more, you relax, you work less and you’re not that effective. So at some point I think I went without masturbation for two months.

For others, it was a seasonal decision, with one polyamorous woman admitting: “There is no pattern, it depends on my mood or my level of stress or how often I see my couple, but definitely I masturbate more often during the summer.”

As well as revealing their habits, the documentary’s participants also shared some interesting anecdotes about times they had nearly been caught doing the deed.

One woman even revealed that she had gotten away with masturbating on a bus trip, aided by the cover of a blanket.

“I realised that most parents are not really talking to their kids about masturbation; most parents are not even talking about sex,” she said.

The porn director described how she had adopted the approach with her own daughters, stressing that she didn’t want them to feel “shame” about self-pleasure.

And, addressing why she had decided to produce the documentary, Erika explained that she hoped to normalise conversations about sex.
Come again???
 

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Half an hour?
Who needs ten to twelve masturbation sessions right? I wouldn't complain about the half hour break, but it'd be a bit uncomfortable to go back to the desk with my workmates knowing if just had a tug for 27 minutes.
 

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Employee requires hands-on job experience. Touchy feely person preferred.

Imagine asking your boss..."Could you give me a raise?"
 
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Who needs ten to twelve masturbation sessions right? I wouldn't complain about the half hour break, but it'd be a bit uncomfortable to go back to the desk with my workmates knowing if just had a tug for 27 minutes.
27 minutes? I’d be back to my desk after a minute..
 

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"Hey boss?...Is it ok if I take my 'special' half hour break.... and do my hair while I'm at it!!!"...
 
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Employee requires hands-on job experience.

Imagine asking your boss..."Could you give me a raise?"
Boss: "Sorry 88...but I'm going to have to let you go!!!"...

88: Oh really??? "I was just starting to enjoy my time here........Kevin"...
 

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Should merge this thread with china fight video
 

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Boss: Anyone seen my dildo? I left it in my desk right after I came back from my break....

Me: Here it is boss, i finished all my tasks and I hate wasting company time so I decided to clean it for you.....
 

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imagine the team meetings.
or when a new employee starts and you have to train them
 

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JOB OPPORTUNITY, GUAM!
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young
virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute: Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
 
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