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Is there any human on the planet with better legs?









 

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I'm talking about legs.
 

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Hahahahahaha I'd love to see the girls you get lmfao
Tell me about it. This chick was a Ms Universe. You can't really get a higher accolade based on looks.
 

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Too long, too skinny. You're Indian aren't you, meaning you like things big? How can something that skinny be considered big?
 

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Too long, too skinny. You're Indian aren't you, meaning you like things big? How can something that skinny be considered big?
In India, 3 inches is considered "Big"
 

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yeah this big

That reminds me of a joke we had when we were kids:

There's this kid who walks home from school and every day he sees the same prostitute standing on the corner. Each time she waves at him and says "Hello little one" and waves her pinky. Eventually the kid gets up enough courage and approaches her and asks "Why do you keep waving your pinky at me?". The lady says "Because that's the size of your penis"

The kid walks off. Next day he's walking home from school and sure enough the same prostitute waves her pinky and says "hello little one". The kid turns around, sticks both his hands in his mouth and forces his mouth open as wides as possible and says "Hello lady"
 

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I would 100% expect for none of you to believe me and that's fine but Jennifer Hawkins, Ms Universe was my girlfriend when we were in school together.

Not that it means anything lol.
 

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I would 100% expect for none of you to believe me and that's fine but Jennifer Hawkins, Ms Universe was my girlfriend when we were in school together.

Not that it means anything lol.
Ok... I believe you, but I want you to SPILL THE BEANS. And I mean everything @BankstownBulldog - everything.

(1) Are you Lebanese (so did she go out with a Lebanese guy)
(2) Is she a good kisser
(3) Did you and her get to... 3rd base?
(4) Does she mind the touchy-feely bf?
(5) Who dumped who?

Yalla bro, chop chop. Tell us everything :D
 
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