Christians 1-1820: "adam and eve etc, earth is 6000 years old, god created earth in 6 days but he has no limits to his power etc, the first thing god did was put in the adam and then the eve"
1820: dinosaur bones discovered, from millions of years ago
Christians 1821-2020: oh fuck, inconvenience x 500,000, this must be fake bones and the scientists are just trying to fuck it up for us, or the dinosaurs were living alongside the humans and they were destroyed in the flood because Noah didn't have enough room on the ark, lets make a new new testament which mentions dinosaurs...."