Is the word 'fingered' the funniest word in the English language?

[Wahesh]

So is the word 'fingered' the funniest word in the English language at the moment?

Here at work, we have a subscription to the big 3 newspapers, and the Telecrap is one of them. Today's one had the below corrupt Karmichael and his botox wife all over the front cover. So I opened up the paper to read the story, and... my laughter echoed throughout the office!

 

[JayBee]

When will these fucked up arabs learn?

Stay off the socials, and no one will know your name.

Sucked in to them.

 

[Mr Beast]

my first thought was sexual tbh

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Yeah, I love the use of the term. My favourite one was a report from a long while back about a theft that said, "Police fingered him for the crime"

Thought it sounded like cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[Alan79]

The funniest words are when you use integrity and unit in conjunction with NRL.

 

[Howard Moon]

I just love that if you have the paper folded over, like how you see people reading it when they at a cafe or whatever, all you would see is "Fingered" with the photo of that chic

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Nearly as funny as moist. Mmmmmmmoisssssst!
Although I'm led to believe that the 2 are somehow connected? I just can't put my finger on it....

 

[MatstaDogg]

Nearly as funny as moist. Mmmmmmmoisssssst!
Although I'm led to believe that the 2 are somehow connected? I just can't put my finger on it....

Or in it

 

[Alexander the Great]

Errrrr

 

[Nano]

Lmao when he admits he "has a bag" on him, such a tough heavy...

Fucking piss weak rich guy in his own little world lol

 

[Wahesh]

Or in it

LMAO... you dirty kent. Love ya bro!