I am shit faced

[CroydonDog]

I’ve been up all night drinking wine and cleaning my house. WTF it’s almost 4.30am? Daylight savings is a motherfucker!

When i lived alone i found being drunk when doing housework made it more enjoyable for some reason.

Nowadays I just pay a cleaner and drink whilst watching her clean.

 

[KambahOne]

Shut up I'm doing Octsober you bastards!

 

[Caveman]

5 VBs in things are starting to get interesting

 

[CroydonDog]

5 VBs in things are starting to get interesting

Are you at home alone, or our somewhere?

 

[south of heaven]

There's all these pop up home restraunts getting round near us There's this dumpling joint that offer free beer while waiting i knocked a few back while I was there and he gave me a roadie lol prior that a Sapporo and a 2 johhny blacks neat nice and mellow not drunk just mellow

 

[south of heaven]

Are you at home alone,

 

[Tassie Devil]

5 VBs in things are starting to get interesting

We need a beer by beer update please.

Unforgiveable not to get to 12. UNforgiveable.

 

[Caveman]

Are you at home alone, or our somewhere?

Out with some mates playing pool

games starting to slip = good night out

 

[Caveman]

There's all these pop up home restraunts getting round near us There's this dumpling joint that offer free beer while waiting i knocked a few back while I was there and he gave me a roadie lol prior that a Sapporo and a 2 johhny blacks neat nice and mellow not drunk just mellow

Good times, how was the grub?

 

[Noeasyday]

I wish I saw this thread last night. After working from home with 2 sick kids, missus getting home late and getting some really good financial news I was in party mode.
In an uber to the local at half six, got home at 1am absolutely hammered, still having flashbacks now.

 

[Caveman]

hanging out with my crew!

 

[south of heaven]

Good times, how was the grub?

Yeah slick at the end of the night he said they have a fire and give the left overs away ,might have to go for a walk later lol ,they make a killing open 4 hrs on a Friday and that's it

 

[CroydonDog]

Out with some mates playing pool

games starting to slip = good night out

These days my pool games are mostly at home. Problem is getting someone to come over...

 

[Caveman]

These days my pool games are mostly at home. Problem is getting someone to come over...

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Yeh these girls have problems with the self isolation thing to

 

[Caveman]

These days my pool games are mostly at home. Problem is getting someone to come over...

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You still up brissy way? Or am I confused again???

I'll come around for a game one day.

 

[south of heaven]

Yeh these girls have problems with the self isolation thing to
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So if one of them fell asleep but the other one was horny and gave itself a tickle would the other one wake up when it squirts?
What if one liked anal and the other didn't? So many questions

 

[Noeasyday]

So if one of them fell asleep but the other one was horny and gave itself a tickle would the other one wake up when it squirts?
What if one liked anal and the other didn't? So many questions

Best threesome ever

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

So if one of them fell asleep but the other one was horny and gave itself a tickle would the other one wake up when it squirts?
What if one liked anal and the other didn't? So many questions

Or when flipping the bean, does it count as masturbation or rape?

 

[south of heaven]

Best threesome ever

Unless they go down on you and bite a nut each

 

[south of heaven]

Or when flipping the bean, does it count as masturbation or rape?

To bad if one was a lesbo and one was a cock hound