How to lose your job as a valet!

[Wolfmother]

I think I read somewhere that mining companies prefer women to drive the big trucks because they are easier on the equipment.

Must not have to reverse park them though

Lol that sexist swipe.. But true.. In my case anyway

 

[The DoggFather]

Haha males have the worst self control. I reckon it probably started out all innocent.
And he ended up saying' it's not what it looks like '

You sexist bitch! You're worse than Hitler.

Women have even worse self control....They can't stop touching my beard. I know with a great beard comes great responsibility but give me a break lol

PS this is partly true, a lot of females always ask if they can feel my beard lol

 

[CroydonDog]

Lol that sexist swipe.. But true.. In my case anyway

My wife has awful spatial skills - she has no idea how wide her car is and can't pack a car boot properly to save her life.

But give her a suitcase, and she can somehow fit double in there than what I can.

Must be a matter of priorities. or evolution. or something.

 

[CroydonDog]

You sexist bitch! You're worse than Hitler.

Women have even worse self control....They can't stop touching my beard. I know with a great beard comes great responsibility but give me a break lol

PS this is partly true, a lot of females always ask if they can feel my beard lol

Not we definitely know the drugs are kicking in...

 

[The DoggFather]

Not we definitely know the drugs are kicking in...

Bahahahahaha way to burst my bubble bro, my beard is all I have physically. Well, only physical part I can show in public.

 

[Memberberries]

Anyone who can afford to buy a Porsche, can afford to buy a New one.

I had a guy driving a Maserati pull up to me to acquire valet parking at work.
I told him it cost $80 and you cannot say that's too expensive if you're driving a car like this.
Him trying not to laugh then thanked me and drove off to have his car parked by a peasant dressed nice in a black tuxedo.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I think I read somewhere that mining companies prefer women to drive the big trucks because they are easier on the equipment.

Must not have to reverse park them though

This is actually 100% true. I was talking to a CEO who works in the mining industry about it. He said that since they started only allowing women to drive the trucks, they've saved so much on insurance and maintenance. It seems like a cliche but when you put a bunch of men in a WA with nothing else to do, they start coming up with ideas and the next thing you know, several trucks have been destroyed.

 

[Wolfmother]

You sexist bitch! You're worse than Hitler.

Women have even worse self control....They can't stop touching my beard. I know with a great beard comes great responsibility but give me a break lol

PS this is partly true, a lot of females always ask if they can feel my beard lol

That's very forward lol it must look nice. I've actually never touched a beard. Goatees yes but not a beard! Is it soft ?

 

[The DoggFather]

That's very forward lol it must look nice. I've actually never touched a beard. Goatees yes but not a beard! Is it soft ?

I use beard shampoo, beard conditioner, beard oil and sometimes beard balm.

Softer and cleaner than most females hair lol

If we ever bump into each other I'll let you touch it.

 

[Wolfmother]

I use beard shampoo, beard conditioner, beard oil and sometimes beard balm.

Softer and cleaner than most females hair lol

If we ever bump into each other I'll let you touch it.

Lol youll let me touch it?

 

[The DoggFather]

Lol youll let me touch it?

Yeah you're special. It's usually teenage girls that want to touch it for some reason.

FFS I want my beard to intimidate people not to approach me, not to attract teenie boppers.

Wait "it" means beard or something else? Lol

 

[Robert61]

One can only wonder how the hell that is possible. Like how did the Porsche just not crumble instead of raising the Subaru in the air? It must habe been the perfect meeting of low bonnet v high rear.

Would have been Woods behind the wheel practising driving into someone and still ending on the bottom of the pack

 

[Wolfmother]

Yeah you're special. It's usually teenage girls that want to touch it for some reason.

FFS I want my beard to intimidate people not to approach me, not to attract teenie boppers.

Wait "it" means beard or something else? Lol

Haha you're cheeky. Of course 'it' is your prized beard.

You poor bugger must be awful having teenage girls wanting to touch 'it'

 

[The DoggFather]

Haha you're cheeky. Of course 'it' is your prized beard.

You poor bugger must be awful having teenage girls wanting to touch 'it'

I'm a milf man tbh. Teenage girls are just annoying, I'd be probably more interested with the mum's lol

 

[Wolfmother]

I'm a milf man tbh. Teenage girls are just annoying, I'd be probably more interested with the mum's lol

Oh a milf man , yeah I get that. Milfs generally have less hang ups. They've had babies, they've been prodded and paraded and are less worried about a dimple here n there

 

[Wolfmother]

My wife has awful spatial skills - she has no idea how wide her car is and can't pack a car boot properly to save her life.

But give her a suitcase, and she can somehow fit double in there than what I can.

Must be a matter of priorities. or evolution. or something.

lol I'm the same. Spatial skills are a real struggle

 

[The DoggFather]

Oh a milf man , yeah I get that. Milfs generally have less hang ups. They've had babies, they've been prodded and paraded and are less worried about a dimple here n there

I was going down the "experienced" line but sure, let's go with yours lol

 

[Bad Billy]

I think I read somewhere that mining companies prefer women to drive the big trucks because they are easier on the equipment.

Must not have to reverse park them though

My wife has no mechanical sympathy, whatsoever.
She drove my Navara to Helensburgh, after it blew the diff on mt Ousley.
I can hear and smell her coming down the street. When she pulls in I’m like “WTF did you do?” she goes, “what ?”
She had no fucken idea.
I’m like “what? Do you think you parked on that pool of diff oil ? Since when do diff housings have irregular shaped holes, the size of a fucking fist, in them ?”

 

[The DoggFather]

My wife has no mechanical sympathy, whatsoever.
She drove my Navara to Helensburgh, after it blew the diff on mt Ousley.
I can hear and smell her coming down the street. When she pulls in I’m like “WTF did you do?” she goes, “what ?”
She had no fucken idea.
I’m like “what? Do you think you parked on that pool of diff oil ? Since when do diff housings have irregular shaped holes, the size of a fucking fist, in them ?”

Mrs Tank blew the head gasket in her car, tried to blame the petrol she just put lol

 

[Bad Billy]

Mrs Tank blew the head gasket in her car, tried to blame the petrol she just put lol

Yea, cause she put the petrol in the oil fill hole.