How to lose your job as a valet!

[Mr Invisible]

1. Take 1 $300,000 Porsche 911 Convertible.
2. Forget to observe what gear it's in.
3. Put foot down (I'm guessing bloody flat to the boards by the pictures).
4. Drive said Porsche under a Subaru XV and push that into a Kia Sedan.
5. Get cut out of vehicle, no doubt writing vehicle off in the process (if A/B/C pillars are cut).

Park Hyatt Regency.. Only rebranded a few months ago so a brand new hotel acquisition.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...yatt-Regency-Hotel-drives-Porsche-Subaru.html

Imagine the insurance company and hotel manager finding this out!!!

 

[Moedogg]

Anyone who can afford to buy a Porsche, can afford to buy a New one.

 

[CroydonDog]

One can only wonder how the hell that is possible. Like how did the Porsche just not crumble instead of raising the Subaru in the air? It must habe been the perfect meeting of low bonnet v high rear.

 

[El_Magic]

He had to be cut out of the car apparently. It's gotta be a write off

 

[Mr Invisible]

I'm still trying to ascertain how when you get given the keys to a $300,000 Porsche, how you don't drive the thing slow as hell, ensuring you are in the right gear.

To me this seems like a case of
Valet Manager: "Hey Johnny Can you move the Porsche downstairs"
Johnny: *his 21 yr old eyes lightly up with excitement* "Okay boys Watch THIS!!"
* Jumps in and floors it *
** CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARRRRFUCKMEDEAD!!!!! **

 

[Wahesh]

How the actual duck is that actually physically possible???

 

[The DoggFather]

1. Take 1 $300,000 Porsche 911 Convertible.
2. Forget to observe what gear it's in.
3. Put foot down (I'm guessing bloody flat to the boards by the pictures).
4. Drive said Porsche under a Subaru XV and push that into a Kia Sedan.
5. Get cut out of vehicle, no doubt writing vehicle off in the process (if A/B/C pillars are cut).

Park Hyatt Regency.. Only rebranded a few months ago so a brand new hotel acquisition.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...yatt-Regency-Hotel-drives-Porsche-Subaru.html

Imagine the insurance company and hotel manager finding this out!!!

If that dud worked for the Dogs, he would be rewarded with a 5 year contract @1.5Mill a season.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

A mate worked at a Holden dealer for a while parking cars. He got fired after he decided to do doughnuts in a brand new $90k HSV, lost control and rammed it into several other display cars writing the HSV off.

 

[The DoggFather]

A mate worked at a Holden dealer for a while parking cars. He got fired after he decided to do doughnuts in a brand new $90k HSV, lost control and rammed it into several other display cars writing the HSV off.

Remember the apprentice that wrote off the McLaren F1?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Remember the apprentice that wrote off the McLaren F1?

I dated a chick for a while who's brother joined the airforce. He had his full training then on the final test he fucked up and hit the eject by accident. He got to watch a $1 million plane crash into the ground before he spent 10 years as an airforce guard.

 

[The DoggFather]

I dated a chick for a while who's brother joined the airforce. He had his full training then on the final test he fucked up and hit the eject by accident. He got to watch a $1 million plane crash into the ground before he spent 10 years as an airforce guard.

Poor **** lol

 

[Mr Invisible]

A mate worked at a Holden dealer for a while parking cars. He got fired after he decided to do doughnuts in a brand new $90k HSV, lost control and rammed it into several other display cars writing the HSV off.

Was that in Parramatta at a certain manufacturer named dealer?

There was a similar issue years ago that was there.

 

[The DoggFather]

Was that in Parramatta at a certain manufacturer named dealer?

There was a similar issue years ago that was there.

Its no longer there from memory

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Was that in Parramatta at a certain manufacturer named dealer?

There was a similar issue years ago that was there.

Nah, in Ryde. But it was about 15-20 years ago

 

[Wahesh]

I dated a chick for a while who's brother joined the airforce. He had his full training then on the final test he fucked up and hit the eject by accident. He got to watch a $1 million plane crash into the ground before he spent 10 years as an airforce guard.

@Mr Invisible @TANK 2.0

If we're talking about car right offs, how about this one.

The 1985 Ferrari Testarossa. In my eyes the best Ferrari the company has produced. As you guys probably do or do not know, I'm into watching Scorpion lately. In the episode I watched the last night THEY CRASHED ONE OF THESE BABIES FFS. Just for the sake of a tv show. FMD...

 

[The DoggFather]

@Mr Invisible @TANK 2.0

If we're talking about car right offs, how about this one.

The 1985 Ferrari Testarossa. In my eyes the best Ferrari the company has produced. As you guys probably do or do not know, I'm into watching Scorpion lately. In the episode I watched the last night THEY CRASHED ONE OF THESE BABIES FFS. Just for the sake of a tv show. FMD...

It's only a Ferrari bro, it's not like it's a good car

 

[Mr Invisible]

@Mr Invisible @TANK 2.0

If we're talking about car right offs, how about this one.

The 1985 Ferrari Testarossa. In my eyes the best Ferrari the company has produced. As you guys probably do or do not know, I'm into watching Scorpion lately. In the episode I watched the last night THEY CRASHED ONE OF THESE BABIES FFS. Just for the sake of a tv show. FMD...

Don't fret... they don't use real cars.

They use Ferrari kit cars based off a Mazda MX5, Toyota MR2, Fiero, and other chassis. Google it up as the are heaps, and for TV shows the subtle differences can be impossible to spot due to distance and camera angles.

 

[CroydonDog]

Don't fret... they don't use real cars.

They use Ferrari kit cars based off a Mazda MX5, Toyota MR2, Fiero, and other chassis. Google it up as the are heaps, and for TV shows the subtle differences can be impossible to spot due to distance and camera angles.

What? Next thing you will be telling me Magnum PI didn't drive a real Ferrari...

 

[Wolfmother]

A mate worked at a Holden dealer for a while parking cars. He got fired after he decided to do doughnuts in a brand new $90k HSV, lost control and rammed it into several other display cars writing the HSV off.

Haha males have the worst self control. I reckon it probably started out all innocent.
And he ended up saying' it's not what it looks like '

 

[CroydonDog]

Haha males have the worst self control. I reckon it probably started out all innocent.
And he ended up saying' it's not what it looks like '

I think I read somewhere that mining companies prefer women to drive the big trucks because they are easier on the equipment.

Must not have to reverse park them though