How many mobile phones have you owned?

[Wahesh]

Speaking of mobile phones (and probably belongs in Sexual Tension thread as well).... years ago I was at a bucks party. One of the "female entertainers" asked for a mobile phone.

Guy whips out his Nokia 8310, she sticks a condom over it and lubes it up.

Before I could comprehend what the actual fuck was going on, the phone with just the very end of condom visible, was up her arse.

Then shes like "RING IT. RING IT!!!!!", before letting it ring inside her and then pushing it out.

Guy whose phone it was decided he was getting a handset upgrade the following day!!

FMD. I've heard that story before. There are some sick sick people on this world. She wanted the vibration to go off inside her.

 

[habs]

A bunch of nokias
A couple of motos
K750i

Then s2, s3, iphone 4, s4, iphone 5, iphone 6, iphone 7

 

[Wahesh]

Well we can add 2 to my list now:

Nokia 3210
Siemens c55
Nokia 6610
Nokia 3230
Nokia 6300
Nokia 6700s (slide)
Huawei Ascend Y550
iPhone 6S
iPhone 8

 

[MatstaDogg]

Can't remember all the models but i always had Nokias up until Samsung Galaxy first came about. Last phone i had was a Galaxy s5 but i just got the Galaxy s9 as my s5 has seen better days. I only upgrade when i need to.

 

[The_Chimpster]

HTC 10 phone I'm using now
HTC m 7
Samsung nexus
Sony Ericsson K700 which I had for about 10 years
Nokia 5210
Nokia 3310
Some sort of Siemens phone that was the first with a very very slow internet connection
Sony Ericsson r380
Nokia 6150

 

[UmoGus]

Im on a samsung note 8 now after having iphones for years. Best decision iv made

 

[Bad Billy]

My first phone that i paid for was a second hand Orange (simless phone).
Second phone that i paid for was pansonic (cant remember the model) but the tiniest of all phones.
Third phone i paid for was Motorolla Razor.
Then I never paid for any phone as I have had company phones ever since (black berry, Nokia and I Phone)

Prepaid, single use phones provided by your terrorist cell boss, to detonate IED’s don’t count as company phones.

 

[Mr Invisible]

This thread reminds of a mental image that still scars me to this day..

Stripper at a friends bucks night... two phones, two condoms, 2 holes down there.. and then rung both of them.

 

[Wahesh]

This thread reminds of a mental image that still scars me to this day..

Stripper at a friends bucks night... two phones, two condoms, 2 holes down there.. and then rung both of them.

Yes @Mr Invisible - scroll to my post at the very top of page 2 in this thread

 

[Mr Invisible]

Yes @Mr Invisible - scroll to my post at the very top of page 2 in this thread

Thats some back to the future shit right there!

 

[Scoooby]

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Nokia 3310
iPhone 3GS
iPhone 4
iPhone 5
iPhone 6
iPhone 6 Plus
iPhone 7 Plus
iPhone 8 Plus
iPhone X

 

[Wahesh]

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Nokia 3310
iPhone 3GS
iPhone 4
iPhone 5
iPhone 6
iPhone 6 Plus
iPhone 7 Plus
iPhone 8 Plus
iPhone X

You went from a Nokia 3310 to an iPhone?

Also... why get the iPhone 8 Plus then get the X? I'm guessing one was a business phone?

 

[Scoooby]

You went from a Nokia 3310 to an iPhone?

Also... why get the iPhone 8 Plus then get the X? I'm guessing one was a business phone?

Had an Alcatel an couple other flips before the iPhone , an no none were “business” phones lol.. because I CAN .. I like to upgrade almost every year an the x is the best by FAR!!!

Apple Rock!!!

 

[Wahesh]

Had an Alcatel an couple other flips before the iPhone , an no none were “business” phones lol.. because I CAN .. I like to upgrade almost every year an the x is the best by FAR!!!

Apple Rock!!!

How long did you have the 8 Plus for before upgrading?

 

[The_Chimpster]

Had an Alcatel an couple other flips before the iPhone , an no none were “business” phones lol.. because I CAN .. I like to upgrade almost every year an the x is the best by FAR!!!

Apple Rock!!!

Ahh scoob, I thought you knew better
Apple are pure evil, they make Zuckerberg look like look like a decent guy

 

[Wahesh]

Ahh scoob, I thought you knew better
Apple are pure evil, they make Zuckerberg look like look like a decent guy

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Zuckerberg is worse IMO. He has personal data. All apple can track is your location.

 

[Scoooby]

How long did you have the 8 Plus for before upgrading?

Not long at all, flash in the pan lol, will also upgrade to the x plus when it’s out.. apple has a way of sucking you into upgrades , especially if you have the bug hahaaha !!!!!

 

[Mr Invisible]

@Wahesh @ASSASSIN @south of heaven

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/l...e/news-story/d282ab6774f0f240be9fa03bc8ca670a

 

[The DoggFather]

@Wahesh @ASSASSIN @south of heaven

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/l...e/news-story/d282ab6774f0f240be9fa03bc8ca670a

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But, but, they Dindu Nuffin!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Reopened at the request of @Wahesh.