How do I tell a barista that he makes a shit coffee?

[The DoggFather]

If only it was so easy. Where does it stop?

Just tell her she's fat? Tell the guy in IT he stinks, tell the old hag she's an ol hag?

I wish the world was like that and the truth could be told but everyone is so sensitive.

What could be a shit cup of coffee in my view could be a renters dream coffee.

Well, they say nothing hurts more than the truth.

With the other stuff, wouldn't tell a chick she is fat because they probably already know that but with the smelly guy, maybe he doesn't realise he stinks because he is used to his stink.

PS as a Security Manager, I have sent home smelly/dirty guards many times and straight out told them that they don't meet personal hygiene requirements. We had to even add it to our SOP's.

 

[Motorhead]

Well, they say nothing hurts more than the truth.

With the other stuff, wouldn't tell a chick she is fat because they probably already know that but with the smelly guy, maybe he doesn't realise he stinks because he is used to his stink.

PS as a Security Manager, I have sent home smelly/dirty guards many times and straight out told them that they don't meet personal hygiene requirements. We had to even add it to our SOP's.

Geez I wish we had that in our SOP's where I work. Some of the Indians there smell riper than week-old fucken roadkill. Feel like drowning the bastards in Dettol.

 

[The DoggFather]

Geez I wish we had that in our SOP's where I work. Some of the Indians there smell riper than week-old fucken roadkill. Feel like drowning the bastards in Dettol.

Well all the guards I sent home were Indians...

 

[Memberberries]

If only it was so easy. Where does it stop?

Just tell her she's fat? Tell the guy in IT he stinks, tell the old hag she's an ol hag?

I wish the world was like that and the truth could be told but everyone is so sensitive.

What could be a shit cup of coffee in my view could be a renters dream coffee.

Anywhere you can find a Turk, a good coffee isn't far away.

 

[Memberberries]

Well, they say nothing hurts more than the truth.

With the other stuff, wouldn't tell a chick she is fat because they probably already know that but with the smelly guy, maybe he doesn't realise he stinks because he is used to his stink.

PS as a Security Manager, I have sent home smelly/dirty guards many times and straight out told them that they don't meet personal hygiene requirements. We had to even add it to our SOP's.

Can I come work with you?
Can't stand people who stink.

 

[Motorhead]

Well all the guards I sent home were Indians...

Do all Indians have non-existent senses of smell or what? It's baffling. Surely no-one with a fully functioning sense of smell cops a whiff of themselves and thinks "you beaut, I smell like a skunk's bunghole!". I had an Indian chick work with me once and when I was walking in the wake of her putrid stink I actually dry-retched, shit a brick imagine going a bit of mouth-to-south on that pungent fanny! Even Evel Knievel wouldn't of been ballsy enough to attempt that

 

[The DoggFather]

Do all Indians have non-existent senses of smell or what? It's baffling. Surely no-one with a fully functioning sense of smell cops a whiff of themselves and thinks "you beaut, I smell like a skunk's bunghole!". I had an Indian chick work with me once and when I was walking in the wake of her putrid stink I actually dry-retched, shit a brick imagine going a bit of mouth-to-south on that pungent fanny! Even Evel Knievel wouldn't of been ballsy enough to attempt that

Bahahahahaha it's funny coz it's true.

PS I thought nobody could match @south of heaven in comedy gold but fuck me you're catching up lol

 

[rainman]

Get some advice from a barrister

 

[Wahesh]

Get some advice from a barrister

Have you heard from your client lately? Because we haven't.