How do i stun my neighbour into action?

[The DoggFather]

Yeah heard about Iraq in the 80s before war, but every one says Lebanon was or still is the Paris of Middle east. Even Binladen was frequent visitor to Lebanon for clubbing and night scene.

Even Russel agrees

Told you, Indians are the funniest *****

 

[K E]

I've got it! Buy a hypercar like a Toyota Camry with a rear spoiler and park it in your driveway. Your neighbour will say "man, check out that Ferrari killer. Maybe if I mow my grass good things will happen and I'll win the lotto and be able to afford a hypercar like a Camry with alloy wheels". Problem solved.

You're welcome.

 

[K E]

 

[The DoggFather]

Bahahahahahahaha you cunny funt

 

[Blue_boost]

I do own a gold camry v6 as my 4th car. Goes like new and ive embarrassed plenty of wannabe sports cars at the lights..

Its the srt hellcat of the late 90s.

Might do front wheel drive skids on my neighbours lawn to tear up his grass

Thats if my gentle letter in mailbox dont prod him into mowing

 

[The DoggFather]

I do own a gold camry v6 as my 4th car. Goes like new and ive embarrassed plenty of wannabe sports cars at the lights..

Its the srt hellcat of the late 90s.

Might do front wheel drive skids on my neighbours lawn to tear up his grass

Thats if my gentle letter in mailbox dont prod him into mowing

If you pull up next to me, just keep it in 2nd and make it look close lol

PS I take it your boosted beast is blue?

 

[Mr Invisible]

I do own a gold camry v6 as my 4th car. Goes like new and ive embarrassed plenty of wannabe sports cars at the lights..

Its the srt hellcat of the late 90s.

Might do front wheel drive skids on my neighbours lawn to tear up his grass

Thats if my gentle letter in mailbox dont prod him into mowing

Did the letter say: "Either the lawn gets mowed, or you suffer a fire in the backyard at a random point in time in the future".

 

[K E]

I do own a gold camry v6 as my 4th car. Goes like new and ive embarrassed plenty of wannabe sports cars at the lights..

Its the srt hellcat of the late 90s.

Might do front wheel drive skids on my neighbours lawn to tear up his grass

Thats if my gentle letter in mailbox dont prod him into mowing

It's ok, you don't need to be modest. Tell us about how you've destroyed Aston Martin Vulcans with your Camry with beaded seat covers.

And you've got it wrong, the Camry, STILL IS, the Bugatti Divo of the current generation.

 

[Blue_boost]

PS I take it your boosted beast is blue?

Yes blue boost. but i never drive it, camry has me at hello

 

[The DoggFather]

Yes blue boost. but i never drive it, camry has me at hello

Fkn lol I'm in stitches

 

[Mr Invisible]

If your Camry doesn't have a dent in it... it's not a genuine Camry!.

I bet you hate this page Blue Boost: https://www.facebook.com/camryfail/

 

[K E]

Dat downforce.

 

[The DoggFather]

Dat downforce.

How can my 518kw SS keep up with that beast?

I haven't even got a wing...

 

[Blue_boost]

This morning i heard a few mowers crank up and i thought he would be at it but nup, someone else.

Can someone help me write a gentle note?

Im thinking

Neighbour,

Yes halloween is around the corner but your obscene lawn decore is well beyond the fright of a trick or treat proposition.

Mow it and give us a treat or we will take your current position to call out "trick" and come what may.

Your friendly ghouls and ghosts

 

[Mr Invisible]

Dear Friendly Neighbour,

Don't be an ass, please cut your grass.

*picture of Donkey from Shrek*

Thanks,
The person that used to be your neighbour that you can't see because your grass has grown so high.

P.S if your mower is stuffed you can borrow mine!

 

[Kaz]

This is what @Blue_boost will look like after the neighbour reads his letter.

 

[K E]

How can my 518kw SS keep up with that beast?

I haven't even got a wing...

You got no chance. The Camry also happens to be the fastest colour.

 

[Blue_boost]

How can my 518kw SS keep up with that beast?

I haven't even got a wing...

Bare in mind my camry has a fresh set of 205/65/15 kumho tyres on it and a high flow panel filter.

Whilst your 518kw monster is sitting there burning tyres and running out of fuel, my "O2 advantage" multi valve quad cam 3.0 v6 will be darting away down the road sipping less than 9l/100km.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2fQ0O5Nqx7k&ved=2ahUKEwi5hJmvuaLeAhXEfX0KHS01DOsQwqsBMAB6BAgJEAU&usg=AOvVaw2iXmGSfeTX1HAAaSSAW

 

[Blue_boost]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...IwAHoECAYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1OVBJCkqRe9D50hmGhuKVO

 

[Wahesh]

Bare in mind my camry has a fresh set of 205/65/15 kumho tyres on it and a high flow panel filter.

Whilst your 518kw monster is sitting there burning tyres and running out of fuel, my "O2 advantage" multi valve quad cam 3.0 v6 will be darting away down the road sipping less than 9l/100km.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2fQ0O5Nqx7k&ved=2ahUKEwi5hJmvuaLeAhXEfX0KHS01DOsQwqsBMAB6BAgJEAU&usg=AOvVaw2iXmGSfeTX1HAAaSSAW

FFS