Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by K E, Feb 14, 2019.
For those who aren't getting the V or D...
thats my date for today
More than what I'm getting today. 7 months pregnant wife at home....
Fuck valentines day. It's my birthday. Let's celebrate that!! Lol
The captiva shit itself today i said to the mrs happy Valentine's day the captiva fucked you good.
Wasn't aware i was on speaker and the outlaw was next to her
Or the other way you could look at it, is "Happy alentines ay"... this year you won't be getting a VD.
Make sure you lick it, before you stick it.
Only if you shout
Why are you wearing pink nail polish you poof?
Craptiva.... never heard a good word about em
My uncle done 2 in 3 years
My mates missus shit itself 20 k in...
The Cruises are the same shit.
Happy feast of saint valentine. Patron saint of courtly love.
there is a reason it is called craptiva
At my previous work they gave these craptivas to all the ones with company cars.
As soon as they hit 150 ks on odometer , the turbo used to go bang like clock work without fail on every single one of them.
turbo costs 5k-6k to replace.
Never ever buy these craptivas as they dont last more than 150,000 km
My girlfriend got this sexist valentines card with chocolate flowers.
@ASSASSIN @K E @Mr Invisible @south of heaven
@Wahesh @Armchair critic
Happy Valentine's Day Vegans!!!
I have to remember that for next year lol
Dude beyond on joke whatever can go wrong will go wrong in ive pumped more in it than i paid for the cunt.it has been behaved the last year or so because everything an i mean everything has been fucking replaced.
I told the cunt at Holden when it was under warranty your lucky i have kids otherwise id lock you in it and fuckin burn you alive then piss on your corpse
Didn't even get head, whats wrong with women these days? Sexless bigots.
I blame propaganda, I remain a champ in my own right.
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