Greatest Ever Australian Song?

[south of heaven]

The guy who played lead guitar I think was "The Doctor" on JJJ?

Both of them jay and the doctor i dont know him from a bar of shit but bump into him at a few shows over the years and says hello .
We did sell them illegal fire works once though lol

 

[The DoggFather]

What about Aussie re-mixes?

Waltzing Matilda,
Who fucking killed her?
Lying in the grass
With her finger up her arse

Lol, forgot the rest.

PS reminds me of the Aussie-Leb remix of Barbie Girl....

I'm a Lebo guy,
In my Gemini,
My name is Asha,
And I can smash ya,
You can brush my hair,
I have it everywhere,
Our destination,
Lakemba Station.

(Come on Ali, let's go party)

 

[GDR]

What about Aussie re-mixes?

Waltzing Matilda,
Who fucking killed her?
Lying in the grass
With her finger up her arse

Lol, forgot the rest.

PS reminds me of the Aussie-Leb remix of Barbie Girl....

I'm a Lebo guy,
In my Gemini,
My name is Asha,
And I can smash ya,
You can brush my hair,
I have it everywhere,
Our destination,
Lakemba Station.

(Come on Ali, let's go party)

What.about I'm a bloke , by Ben Franklin or something like that

 

[Freakzilla]

What about Collette? her music is a big steamy pile of shit, i still used to get stiffies over her

I'll see your Collette and raise you a Teen Queens-

 

[Mr 95%]

What about Collette? her music is a big steamy pile of shit, i still used to get stiffies over her

My hidden..Not now I guess..shame..is I joined her fan club because I thought she was a babe.. when her ‘popularity’ was waning they sent out..what seemed ‘desperate’ letters ‘urging’ members to continue with their membership.. I ignored em..

Ps..I reckon she did it personally because I bet she never had many members..

 

[The DoggFather]

What.about I'm a bloke , by Ben Franklin or something like that

Lol I remember him, the guy With the mullet.

I'm a bloke,
Im an Okka,
And I really love your knockers

Lol

 

[Mr 95%]

@Freakzilla it would appear that my excessive Stevie wonder jokes on social media recently are starting to impact me as well.


Thankfully born in the UK .. else Funky Junky could have come out.

Bouunnnnnnnnd for glorrryyy

and who can forget their first boner over the Chantoozies..

Outstanding..loved Bound For Glory (lol Mundine!)..and As a kid I had no hoice if I ‘wanted to be up’..after that Chantoozies music clip I had no choice!

Ps anyone ever see Angry perform live this at the AFL GF years back? He was criticised but man considering the conditions he rocked..but those cars..lol!

 

[south of heaven]

My hidden..Not now I guess..shame..is I joined her fan club because I thought she was a babe.. when her ‘popularity’ was waning they sent out..what seemed ‘desperate’ letters ‘urging’ members to continue with their membership.. I ignored em..

Ps..I reckon she did it personally because I bet she never had many members..

Never knew about jerking off till Sabrinas tits came out of the water.
Not Australian but the tits hubba hubba

 

[Mr 95%]

Never knew about jerking off till Sabrinas tits came out of the water.
Not Australian but the tits hubba hubba

I guess some days your dick just accidentally falls into your hand..and the only way to reduce the swelling is to rub it..

 

[GDR]

Never knew about jerking off till Sabrinas tits came out of the water.
Not Australian but the tits hubba hubba

More than a couple of nip slips there lol

 

[south of heaven]

I guess some days your dick just accidentally falls into your hand..and the only way to reduce the swelling is to rub it..

It fell in my hand about 3 times that morning lol i had the video tape fucked inabout a month lol

 

[Mr 95%]

It fell in my hand about 3 times that morning lol i had the video tape fucked inabout a month lol

Lol..that rubbing must’ve caused some kick ass blisters..

 

[The DoggFather]

Lol..that rubbing must’ve caused some kick ass blisters..

I'm sure his zub matches his tradie hands lol

 

[Mr 95%]

I'm sure his zub matches his tradie hands lol

Soft?

 

[The DoggFather]

Soft?

Rough and blistered lol

 

[Mr 95%]

Ok..so this guy looks like a Roosters supporter who hangs around the toilets at the SFS with his hands in his pockets wearing his jersey..and I know he can’t dance for shit..mind you in the clip he does do a brilliant splits returns to a standing position.. The guy can sure belt out one melodious tune..

 

[CroydonDog]

Ok..so this guy looks like a Roosters supporter who hangs around the toilets at the SFS with his hands in his pockets wearing his jersey..and I know he can’t dance for shit..mind you in the clip he does do a brilliant splits returns to a standing position.. The guy can sure belt out one melodious tune..

I was in Westfield Chermside a few days ago, and this came over the pa system. I found myself singing along, even trying to hit the high notes....

 

[Mr 95%]

Rough and blistered lol

Lol..That’s sphyllis bro..

 

[Mr 95%]

I was in Westfield Chermside a few days ago, and this came over the pa system. I found myself singing along, even trying to hit the high notes....

Lol..Get some tight pants my man..you’ll reach those high notes!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Who were the Aussie chicks who re-made Venus? Was that Bananarama or something?

Yup was Bananarama but they are British..

I'd ring her bell....

Ring her Tacos Bell?