Girl of my dreams

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Alan79

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Wahesh said:
All I want in my own life is a woman who's cookie is small enough to accommodate my undersized zeb FFS. Is that too much to ask for??
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Depends on the scale you are talking about. If worst comes to worst you might be forced to find someone willing to pack themselves with putty. There are surgeries available to thicken the zeb up too.
 
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Alan79 said:
You probably have a huge advantage when it comes to thinking with the top brain always being in charge.
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Lol..As the late great Robin Williams said..’The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.’ Lol!
 
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bluedog said:
Does anybody on here know anyone by the name of Natalie that goes to either Guildford baptist church or regents park baptist church?
She is a little short, has long hair and look sooooo dam fine in tight jeans and she's Lebanese. Like been here for only 6 months
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It looks like you're going to church on Sunday!
 
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Come on @bluedog tell us bro, did you just slap that ass or did you grab it and hold onto it?
 
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Has your letter been published in Penthouse Forum yet?
 
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Does her Mum need a gardener?
 
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