Gay peeping toms

[Bob dog]

Apparently Im pretty sexy and there have been poofs in the street perving on me at night, Im not sure I can cope and don't know how to handle it without any proof, I don't really believe in x-ray vision and don't know why they are trying to spy on me.
Does anyone else have spy problems or is it a Newcastle thing?

 

[Captain Kickass]

Can't really relate to the spy-issues, other than to suggest you fight fire with fire, and install 30+ CCTV cams that we can all monitor online for you. I reckon if we put the entire forum to work for you, mofos wouldn't know what the hell to do.

And on the gay-thing ... It's not such a big deal once you get over the initial stun. Once upon a time in a dingy Surry Hills pub seeing an obscure emerging Brisbane band, I was being hit on for 10 whole minutes by a gay fellow. Had no idea. A mate came to lure me away and gave me the whole "you know what he wanted dont ya ?" chat. I came away feeling strangely flattered yet guilty I may have led him on.

 

[Pom_81]

Can't really relate to the spy-issues, other than to suggest you fight fire with fire, and install 30+ CCTV cams that we can all monitor online for you. I reckon if we put the entire forum to work for you, mofos wouldn't know what the hell to do.

And on the gay-thing ... It's not such a big deal once you get over the initial stun. Once upon a time in a dingy Surry Hills pub seeing an obscure emerging Brisbane band, I was being hit on for 10 whole minutes by a gay fellow. Had no idea. A mate came to lure me away and gave me the whole "you know what he wanted dont ya ?" chat. I came away feeling strangely flattered yet guilty I may have led him on.

You really could have been a good sport and allowed him to sodomise you a little. Only the polite thing to do in that situation, you know.

 

[dogkat]

Apparently Im pretty sexy and there have been poofs in the street perving on me at night, Im not sure I can cope and don't know how to handle it without any proof, I don't really believe in x-ray vision and don't know why they are trying to spy on me.
Does anyone else have spy problems or is it a Newcastle thing?

Robert dog, if they are checking you out, take it as a compliment and don't stress about it.

If they actually try to pash you, then you can take exception.


But if you haven't actually seen them checking you out, it sounds like someone is telling you stories in an effort to wind you up.

 

[blueyedsamurai]

Watch your arse

 

[Captain Kickass]

You really could have been a good sport and allowed him to sodomise you a little. Only the polite thing to do in that situation, you know.

Don't think me grapes would like that very much ..... (go on, get that out of your head. That'll teach ya )

 

[Flanagun]

Get hair extensions and a boob job...that should fix the problem!

 

[Captain Kickass]

Get hair extensions and a boob job...that should fix the problem!

Ahhh, you reminded me of a theory I used to use against people to make them eat lemons raw and stuff .... "Everyone has a price".

Bob'd go gay for $25K I reckon.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Have you spoken with them? How do you know both their names ?

 

[Flanagun]

Ahhh, you reminded me of a theory I used to use against people to make them eat lemons raw and stuff .... "Everyone has a price".

Bob'd go gay for $25K I reckon.

Haha channeling the Million Dollar man?

Should we start a Kennel fundraising drive? haha.

 

[Bob dog]

They can't buy my ass, I wish they would sop asking me personal questions, a community without privacy will self destruct.

 

[K E]

"Peeping tom"? Were these homosexuals trying to "court" you and "pitch woo" to you?

 

[Flanagun]

"Peeping tom"? Were these homosexuals trying to "court" you and "pitch woo" to you?

oh you....be nice

 

[K E]

oh you....be nice

Haha. The Simpsons episode where Homer thought Bart was gay jusy came to mind.

Ssstand ssstill, there'sss a ssspark in your hair.

Get it, get it, get it!

 

[Flanagun]

Haha. The Simpsons episode where Homer thought Bart was gay jusy came to mind.

Ssstand ssstill, there'sss a ssspark in your hair.

Get it, get it, get it!

hahaha yeah.....I think one of the gay steel mill workers actually says be nice in that ep doesn't he? That would explain why it came to mind I guess :P ....

Orrr

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming" - one of my favourite Homer lines of all time.

 

[K E]

hahaha yeah.....I think one of the gay steel mill workers actually says be nice in that ep doesn't he? That would explain why it came to mind I guess :P ....

Orrr

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming" - one of my favourite Homer lines of all time.

Haha. He sure does.

Midge: Didn't john seem a little....festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
Midge: He prefers the company!
Homer: Who doesn't?
Midge: Listen to me carefully. John is a ho-mo....
Homer: Right.
Midge: Sexual

 

[The DoggFather]

Haha. The Simpsons episode where Homer thought Bart was gay jusy came to mind.

Ssstand ssstill, there'sss a ssspark in your hair.

Get it, get it, get it!

We work hard, we play hard...

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Why don't you just sleep with all of them but be really bad at it, then they'll never look at you again. Problem solved.

 

[The DoggFather]

Why don't you just sleep with all of them but be really bad at it, then they'll never look at you again. Problem solved.

Yeah, just use your teeth too much when practicing fellatio lol

 

[Özil]

We work hard, we play hard...

Hot stuff coming through

Anyways **** are easily led on. Use them and abuse them for your own purposes...