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Hacky McAxe

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New Tyr sounds less like Viking Metal and more like 90's rock love balad

 

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Just happened to stumble across this band by fluke (MT weekly album release update): Horizon Ignited.

Dropped their debut album After the Storm in Jan 2019. Same singer does the cleans and growls apparently. I believe they are from Finland.

Album is apparently an absolute cracker.

@Hacky McAxe have you heard of these guys before?

 

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Just happened to stumble across this band by fluke (MT weekly album release update): Horizon Ignited.

Dropped their debut album After the Storm in Jan 2019. Same singer does the cleans and growls apparently. I believe they are from Finland.

Album is apparently an absolute cracker.

@Hacky McAxe have you heard of these guys before?

Never heard of them. Sounds pretty bloody good. Reminds me of early Sonic Syndicate.
 

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Today in Shitty Film clips with alright songs

Summed it up perfectly... Green Screen got a serious workout on this one.

Other astute observations:
1. Kane Roberts looks like he spends the entire clip constipated and trying to shift a shit that just won't budge.
2. I'm still confused if the chick with blue hair in the black top is good or bad.
3. Blatantly political track.
4. Kane Roberts is an absolutely enormous unit. Yet apparently only 1.83m but he looks about 6'8" and 130kgs of muscle in this clip.
5. Kane Roberts is not a vocalist.
6. Kane is like 57 and Alice Cooper 71. WOW!
7. Sheryl Cooper (nee Goddard) (his wife who has dots on face and he kisses) is... wait for it.... 62 years old!!! NO.. FRIGGIN WAY... She hardly looks a day past 45.
 
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Summed it up perfectly... Green Screen got a serious workout on this one.

Other astute observations:
1. Kane Roberts looks like he spends the entire clip constipated and trying to shift a shit that just won't budge.
2. I'm still confused if the chick with blue hair in the black top is good or bad.
3. Blatantly political track.
4. Kane Roberts is an absolutely enormous unit. Yet apparently only 1.83m but he looks about 6'8" and 130kgs of muscle in this clip.
5. Kane Roberts is not a vocalist.
6. Kane is like 57 and Alice Cooper 71. WOW!
7. Sheryl Cooper (nee Goddard) (his wife who has dots on face and he kisses) is... wait for it.... 62 years old!!! NO.. FRIGGIN WAY... She hardly looks a day past 45.

"chick with blue hair in the black top"

Dude. Do you not know who Alyssa White-Gluz is? She's the goddess of metal.
 

Ted Nü-Djent

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Summed it up perfectly... Green Screen got a serious workout on this one.

Other astute observations:
1. Kane Roberts looks like he spends the entire clip constipated and trying to shift a shit that just won't budge.
2. I'm still confused if the chick with blue hair in the black top is good or bad.
3. Blatantly political track.
4. Kane Roberts is an absolutely enormous unit. Yet apparently only 1.83m but he looks about 6'8" and 130kgs of muscle in this clip.
5. Kane Roberts is not a vocalist.
6. Kane is like 57 and Alice Cooper 71. WOW!
7. Sheryl Cooper (nee Goddard) (his wife who has dots on face and he kisses) is... wait for it.... 62 years old!!! NO.. FRIGGIN WAY... She hardly looks a day past 45.
Kane Roberts looks more like Caitlyn Genner than Coverdale does.
 

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New Queensryche..


New Immortal Guardian

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FKN LOL ... @south of heaven @Ted Nü-Djent @Hacky McAxe @K E
http://www.metalsucks.net/2019/01/3...-golden-girls-description-for-metal-band-bio/

Bradley Alcorn, the guitarist for Jacksonville, FL-based rock band Appalachian Death Trap, was just trying to do his bandmates a solid and increase the band’s online visibility when he logged onto all of their social networks one night to fill in missing details on their profiles. As anyone who’s ever run a band’s socials will tell you, the process is tedious, so Bradley did what any sensible metal band member would do to save time: he hopped over to IMDB and copied and pasted the description for The Golden Girls into all of the bio fields.

Fast forward to this week. Appalachian Death Trap have a show coming up next month in St. Augustine, a coastal resort town south of Jacksonville, and the city’s tourism board did what any sensible tourism board would do when preparing a feature on a band’s upcoming show: copied and pasted the description straight from the band’s Facebook page. This was the result.

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and when the band caught wind, for shits and giggle they recorded a cover of the theme song:
https://appalachiandeathtrap.bandcamp.com/track/thank-you-for-being-a-friend-golden-girls-theme

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

....

On another metal note, former Machine Head members have spoken on their departure and had a solid crack at Rob Flynn at the same time.

Love the comment about hating the last release.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2019/02/1...solo-project-and-he-wasnt-a-fan-of-catharsis/
 
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