Freddy Mercury

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So thats how he came up with songs
Beelzebub put his helmet deep in side of meeeeeeeeeeee.
So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye?
Or
"stick it in from behind while i laugh at your size, ohhhhhh can't even feel it when you do this to me baby, just get me a cold beer"
 

south of heaven

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IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR THIGHS
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND FEEL...
I'M JUST A SMALL BOY
LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASIES
BECAUSE I EASE IT IN, EASE IT OUT
I WON'T STOP 'TIL YOU SHOUT
PUT IT WHERE THE WIND BLOWS
ANYWAYS ALRIGHT BY ME, BY ME.
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN
I WAS GIVING HIM SOME HEAD
GAVE HIM AIDS AND NOW HE'S DEAD
MAMA, I'D NOT EVEN COME
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND BLOWN THEM ALL AWAY
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I'VE NOT CUM AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, UNTIL MY ARSE IS SHATTERED
TOO LATE, YOU'VE HAD MY BUM
SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BOTTOM ACHING ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT AIDS YOU KNOW
I WAS TAKEN FROM BEHIND, IT SENT ME BLIND.
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH, I DON'T WANNA DIE.
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BLOWN AT ALL...
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN,
HAVE A GO, HAVE A GO, CAN YOU DO THE GANG BANGO
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING YOU CAN STICK IT TIGHT IN ME
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O
I'M JUST A RENT BOY, NOBODY PAYS ME
HE'S JUST A RENT BOY FROM A GAY FAMILY
DON'T REALLY CARE WHO STICKS A WILLY INSIDE ME
EASY SUCK, EASY BLOW, LET ME HAVE A GO
BISHMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
LET ME BLOW, BISHMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET YOU BLOW NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA LET ME BLOW BEELZABUB HAS A
DEVIL PUT A BLOB ON MEEE, ON MEEE ON MEEEEEEE SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHAG
ME AND FUCK UP MY LIFE
IF YOU DO, I WILL RUN AND TELL THIS TO YOUR WIFE
OH, BABIES, I JUST WANNA HAVE BABIES
JUST TAKE IT OUT, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF MY EAR...
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE,
MY ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS, ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS FOR FREE
TAKE ME WHERE THE DEAD GO... BONK
 

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IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR THIGHS
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND FEEL...
I'M JUST A SMALL BOY
LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASIES
BECAUSE I EASE IT IN, EASE IT OUT
I WON'T STOP 'TIL YOU SHOUT
PUT IT WHERE THE WIND BLOWS
ANYWAYS ALRIGHT BY ME, BY ME.
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN
I WAS GIVING HIM SOME HEAD
GAVE HIM AIDS AND NOW HE'S DEAD
MAMA, I'D NOT EVEN COME
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND BLOWN THEM ALL AWAY
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I'VE NOT CUM AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, UNTIL MY ARSE IS SHATTERED
TOO LATE, YOU'VE HAD MY BUM
SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BOTTOM ACHING ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT AIDS YOU KNOW
I WAS TAKEN FROM BEHIND, IT SENT ME BLIND.
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH, I DON'T WANNA DIE.
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BLOWN AT ALL...
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN,
HAVE A GO, HAVE A GO, CAN YOU DO THE GANG BANGO
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING YOU CAN STICK IT TIGHT IN ME
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O
I'M JUST A RENT BOY, NOBODY PAYS ME
HE'S JUST A RENT BOY FROM A GAY FAMILY
DON'T REALLY CARE WHO STICKS A WILLY INSIDE ME
EASY SUCK, EASY BLOW, LET ME HAVE A GO
BISHMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
LET ME BLOW, BISHMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET YOU BLOW NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA LET ME BLOW BEELZABUB HAS A
DEVIL PUT A BLOB ON MEEE, ON MEEE ON MEEEEEEE SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHAG
ME AND FUCK UP MY LIFE
IF YOU DO, I WILL RUN AND TELL THIS TO YOUR WIFE
OH, BABIES, I JUST WANNA HAVE BABIES
JUST TAKE IT OUT, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF MY EAR...
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE,
MY ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS, ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS FOR FREE
TAKE ME WHERE THE DEAD GO... BONK

Can you give me the TL:DR version?
 

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naa , what ever she said is correct, he was born in Zanzibar, but he was born to Indian Parsi parents.

As I was born in Saudi Arabia to Indian muslim parents, it doesn't make me Saudi .... or does it? lol
Roo said he was Indian according to the movie kaz said that not right and the movie got a lot of things wrong
I would say that's incorrect
I also corrected her about his aids thing
So that's 2 things incorrect
 

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True, I think Freddie was the straw that stirred the drink, without him they lost that spark. Kinda like INXS without Michael Hutchinson
INXS still hung around even without Hutchence, and still BELT out a mad tune.

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR THIGHS
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND FEEL...
I'M JUST A SMALL BOY
LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASIES
BECAUSE I EASE IT IN, EASE IT OUT
I WON'T STOP 'TIL YOU SHOUT
PUT IT WHERE THE WIND BLOWS
ANYWAYS ALRIGHT BY ME, BY ME.
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN
I WAS GIVING HIM SOME HEAD
GAVE HIM AIDS AND NOW HE'S DEAD
MAMA, I'D NOT EVEN COME
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND BLOWN THEM ALL AWAY
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I'VE NOT CUM AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, UNTIL MY ARSE IS SHATTERED
TOO LATE, YOU'VE HAD MY BUM
SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BOTTOM ACHING ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT AIDS YOU KNOW
I WAS TAKEN FROM BEHIND, IT SENT ME BLIND.
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH, I DON'T WANNA DIE.
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BLOWN AT ALL...
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN,
HAVE A GO, HAVE A GO, CAN YOU DO THE GANG BANGO
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING YOU CAN STICK IT TIGHT IN ME
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O
I'M JUST A RENT BOY, NOBODY PAYS ME
HE'S JUST A RENT BOY FROM A GAY FAMILY
DON'T REALLY CARE WHO STICKS A WILLY INSIDE ME
EASY SUCK, EASY BLOW, LET ME HAVE A GO
BISHMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
LET ME BLOW, BISHMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET YOU BLOW NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA LET ME BLOW BEELZABUB HAS A
DEVIL PUT A BLOB ON MEEE, ON MEEE ON MEEEEEEE SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHAG
ME AND FUCK UP MY LIFE
IF YOU DO, I WILL RUN AND TELL THIS TO YOUR WIFE
OH, BABIES, I JUST WANNA HAVE BABIES
JUST TAKE IT OUT, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF MY EAR...
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE,
MY ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS, ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS FOR FREE
TAKE ME WHERE THE DEAD GO... BONK
Ladies and Gentlemen, you have just witnessed the greatest post in the history of The Kennel.

Hail @south of heaven

 

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Ok did some investigation on this Freddie Mercury guy.

He was born a Parsi in Tanzania, but he is 100% Indian descent.

A lot of Parsis live in Indian-subcontinent but they are no way from Iran, may be their distant fore fathers were. The practice the religion of Parsi or also called Zoroastrian.

Freddie Mercury's parent were both Indian born and bred.
He's actually from Africa because that's where the human race originated
 

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IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR THIGHS
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND FEEL...
I'M JUST A SMALL BOY
LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASIES
BECAUSE I EASE IT IN, EASE IT OUT
I WON'T STOP 'TIL YOU SHOUT
PUT IT WHERE THE WIND BLOWS
ANYWAYS ALRIGHT BY ME, BY ME.
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN
I WAS GIVING HIM SOME HEAD
GAVE HIM AIDS AND NOW HE'S DEAD
MAMA, I'D NOT EVEN COME
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND BLOWN THEM ALL AWAY
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I'VE NOT CUM AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, UNTIL MY ARSE IS SHATTERED
TOO LATE, YOU'VE HAD MY BUM
SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BOTTOM ACHING ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT AIDS YOU KNOW
I WAS TAKEN FROM BEHIND, IT SENT ME BLIND.
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH, I DON'T WANNA DIE.
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BLOWN AT ALL...
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN,
HAVE A GO, HAVE A GO, CAN YOU DO THE GANG BANGO
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING YOU CAN STICK IT TIGHT IN ME
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O
I'M JUST A RENT BOY, NOBODY PAYS ME
HE'S JUST A RENT BOY FROM A GAY FAMILY
DON'T REALLY CARE WHO STICKS A WILLY INSIDE ME
EASY SUCK, EASY BLOW, LET ME HAVE A GO
BISHMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
LET ME BLOW, BISHMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET YOU BLOW NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA LET ME BLOW BEELZABUB HAS A
DEVIL PUT A BLOB ON MEEE, ON MEEE ON MEEEEEEE SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHAG
ME AND FUCK UP MY LIFE
IF YOU DO, I WILL RUN AND TELL THIS TO YOUR WIFE
OH, BABIES, I JUST WANNA HAVE BABIES
JUST TAKE IT OUT, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF MY EAR...
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE,
MY ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS, ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS FOR FREE
TAKE ME WHERE THE DEAD GO... BONK
Well done south, Freddie would be very proud (and a little jealous)

Think I'll have to use your lyrics next time I perform bohemian rhapsody at karaoke, I'll probably get shot, but it'll be worth it :D
 

south of heaven

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Well done south, Freddie would be very proud (and a little jealous)

Think I'll have to use your lyrics next time I perform bohemian rhapsody at karaoke, I'll probably get shot, but it'll be worth it :D
I cant claim this as original butt fuck it lol
 

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IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR THIGHS
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND FEEL...
I'M JUST A SMALL BOY
LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASIES
BECAUSE I EASE IT IN, EASE IT OUT
I WON'T STOP 'TIL YOU SHOUT
PUT IT WHERE THE WIND BLOWS
ANYWAYS ALRIGHT BY ME, BY ME.
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN
I WAS GIVING HIM SOME HEAD
GAVE HIM AIDS AND NOW HE'S DEAD
MAMA, I'D NOT EVEN COME
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND BLOWN THEM ALL AWAY
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I'VE NOT CUM AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, UNTIL MY ARSE IS SHATTERED
TOO LATE, YOU'VE HAD MY BUM
SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BOTTOM ACHING ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT AIDS YOU KNOW
I WAS TAKEN FROM BEHIND, IT SENT ME BLIND.
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH, I DON'T WANNA DIE.
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BLOWN AT ALL...
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN,
HAVE A GO, HAVE A GO, CAN YOU DO THE GANG BANGO
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING YOU CAN STICK IT TIGHT IN ME
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O
I'M JUST A RENT BOY, NOBODY PAYS ME
HE'S JUST A RENT BOY FROM A GAY FAMILY
DON'T REALLY CARE WHO STICKS A WILLY INSIDE ME
EASY SUCK, EASY BLOW, LET ME HAVE A GO
BISHMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
LET ME BLOW, BISHMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET YOU BLOW NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA LET ME BLOW BEELZABUB HAS A
DEVIL PUT A BLOB ON MEEE, ON MEEE ON MEEEEEEE SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHAG
ME AND FUCK UP MY LIFE
IF YOU DO, I WILL RUN AND TELL THIS TO YOUR WIFE
OH, BABIES, I JUST WANNA HAVE BABIES
JUST TAKE IT OUT, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF MY EAR...
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE,
MY ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS, ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS FOR FREE
TAKE ME WHERE THE DEAD GO... BONK
Is this the greatest post in the history of the Kennel?

BRA-FUCKING-VO!
 

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IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR THIGHS
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND FEEL...
I'M JUST A SMALL BOY
LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASIES
BECAUSE I EASE IT IN, EASE IT OUT
I WON'T STOP 'TIL YOU SHOUT
PUT IT WHERE THE WIND BLOWS
ANYWAYS ALRIGHT BY ME, BY ME.
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN
I WAS GIVING HIM SOME HEAD
GAVE HIM AIDS AND NOW HE'S DEAD
MAMA, I'D NOT EVEN COME
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND BLOWN THEM ALL AWAY
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I'VE NOT CUM AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, UNTIL MY ARSE IS SHATTERED
TOO LATE, YOU'VE HAD MY BUM
SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BOTTOM ACHING ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT AIDS YOU KNOW
I WAS TAKEN FROM BEHIND, IT SENT ME BLIND.
MAMA, OOH OOH OOH OOH, I DON'T WANNA DIE.
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BLOWN AT ALL...
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN,
HAVE A GO, HAVE A GO, CAN YOU DO THE GANG BANGO
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING YOU CAN STICK IT TIGHT IN ME
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
FUCKING GAY..O, FUCKING GAY..O
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O
I'M JUST A RENT BOY, NOBODY PAYS ME
HE'S JUST A RENT BOY FROM A GAY FAMILY
DON'T REALLY CARE WHO STICKS A WILLY INSIDE ME
EASY SUCK, EASY BLOW, LET ME HAVE A GO
BISHMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
LET ME BLOW, BISHMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW
WILL NOT LET YOU BLOW, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET YOU BLOW NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA LET ME BLOW BEELZABUB HAS A
DEVIL PUT A BLOB ON MEEE, ON MEEE ON MEEEEEEE SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHAG
ME AND FUCK UP MY LIFE
IF YOU DO, I WILL RUN AND TELL THIS TO YOUR WIFE
OH, BABIES, I JUST WANNA HAVE BABIES
JUST TAKE IT OUT, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF MY EAR...
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS, ANYONE CAN SEE,
MY ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS, ARSEHOLE IS IN RUINS FOR FREE
TAKE ME WHERE THE DEAD GO... BONK
Outstanding..just outstanding..
 

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Unlike @south of heaven aka Southy heres something you’re kids..and you..can get laugh out of..Bohemian Rhapsody Muppets style..
Lol..

 

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Why has that puppet got a flacid penis on his face, with balls?
With someone’s hand up your backside you’d have a flaccid penis expression on your face too!
 
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