First Letter Game

[Wahesh]

So how it works is you post an answer to the following using the first letter of your first name. As we are an internet forum, you can use either your username here or your own first name.

WEAR - Polo Shirt
DRINK - Pepsi
PLACE - Poland
FOOD - Pringles
ANIMAL - Puma
GIRL’S NAME - Pauline
BOY’S NAME - Philip
PROFESSION - Pole Dancer
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Prick
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Poster
BODY PART - Pancreas

 

[Hacky McAxe]

WEAR - Hijab
DRINK - Hummus (Mmmmm, Hummus)
PLACE - Helsinki
FOOD - Hummus
ANIMAL - Hyena
GIRL’S NAME - Helen
BOY’S NAME - Helen (It's the current year, bigot)
PROFESSION - Hummus maker (It's a real thing, I swear)
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Hummus-face
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Hummus
BODY PART - Hand

 

[Raysie]

WEAR - Rubbers
DRINK - Rum
PLACE - Raby
FOOD - Rum Cake
ANIMAL - Rat
GIRL’S NAME - Ratina
BOY’S NAME - Ronald
PROFESSION - Rat Farmer
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Rissole
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Rubbers
BODY PART - Rectum

 

[JayBee]

WEAR - Jumper
DRINK - Juice
PLACE - I SEE PRIDE! I SEE POWER!
FOOD - Jelly
ANIMAL - Jellyfish
GIRL’S NAME - Josephine
BOY’S NAME - Joseph
PROFESSION - Jet pack instructor
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Jealous
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Jars
BODY PART - Jaw

 

[Nexus]

WEAR - Nipple Tassels
DRINK - Nuka Cola
PLACE - Nepal
FOOD - Nacho's
ANIMAL - Narwhal
GIRL’S NAME - Natalie
BOY’S NAME - Neil
PROFESSION - Nurse
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Narcissist
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Nails
BODY PART - Neck

 

[Mr 95%]

WEAR - Moccasins
DRINK - Martini (shaken not stirred)
PLACE - Malta
FOOD - Mango
ANIMAL - Mouse
GIRL’S NAME - Mary
BOY’S NAME - Michael
PROFESSION - Model
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Motherf$&ker
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Mat
BODY PART - Massive Dick

 

[Nexus]

WEAR - Moccasins
DRINK - Martini (shaken not stirred)
PLACE - Malta
FOOD - Mango
ANIMAL - Mouse
GIRL’S NAME - Mary
BOY’S NAME - Michael
PROFESSION - Model
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Motherf$&ker
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Mat
BODY PART - Massive Dick

LOL @ massive dick

 

[Boxer]

WEAR - Hijab
DRINK - Hummus (Mmmmm, Hummus)
PLACE - Helsinki
FOOD - Hummus
ANIMAL - Hyena
GIRL’S NAME - Helen
BOY’S NAME - Helen (It's the current year, bigot)
PROFESSION - Hummus maker (It's a real thing, I swear)
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Hummus-face
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Hummus
BODY PART - Hand

Sounds like you don’t like hummus

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Sounds like you don’t like hummus

Horrible stuff. Especially when you add pine nuts and jalapenos and spread it on some chicken that has been roasting over the coals and the juicy, tasty fats mix with the hummus and give you that buttery smooth tasty feeling.... yep. Horrible stuff.

 

[Mr 95%]

Sounds like you don’t like hummus

I LOVE IT!!!!

 

[Mr 95%]

LOL @ massive dick

Unfortunately I didn’t have a ‘T’ for tiny..

 

[Scoooby]

All of the above lol... all great answers.!!!

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Unfortunately I didn’t have a ‘T’ for tiny..

Titanic*

Partially 'cause it's big. Mainly 'cause it goes down the moment things get icy

 

[Mr 95%]

Titanic*

Partially 'cause it's big. Mainly 'cause it goes down the moment things get icy

Bahahaha bahahaha..one of your best Hacky.. bahahaha bahahaha!!!!!!

 

[Wahesh]

BODY PART - Massive Dick

Snot literally came out of my nose - that's how hard I laughed at this bit You were giving all good answers, nice and normal... then BOOM! What an ending

 

[Psycho Doggie]

P has been done so im going to do B for Bulldog

WEAR - Bling
DRINK - Black Russian
PLACE - Balaklava
FOOD - Bakudan Roll
ANIMAL - um... er... Bullfrog?
GIRL’S NAME - Bianca
BOY’S NAME - Basil
PROFESSION - Bard
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Beautiful
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Bianca
BODY PART - Boner

 

[Wahesh]

P has been done so im going to do B for Bulldog

WEAR - Bling
DRINK - Black Russian
PLACE - Balaklava
FOOD - Bakudan Roll
ANIMAL - um... er... Bullfrog?
GIRL’S NAME - Bianca
BOY’S NAME - Basil
PROFESSION - Bard
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE - Beautiful
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME - Bianca
BODY PART - Boner

It's amazing the things you learn from certain posts. I did not know:

• Balaklava was a suburb in South Australia (I actually thought you got this mixed up with wear)
• I had no idea what a Bakudan Roll was (now I know it's part of Sushi)
• Bard... never knew such a word even existed.

 

[Mr 95%]

Snot literally came out of my nose - that's how hard I laughed at this bit You were giving all good answers, nice and normal... then BOOM! What an ending

That’s what my girlfriend used to say!!

 

[maroondog72]

WEAR- Mankini
DRINK-Metho
PLACE- Maldives
FOOD- Mangoes
ANIMAL- Marlin
GIRLS NAME- Mbye
BOYS NAME- Mario
PROFESSION- Muso
WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE- Muppet
SOMETHING IN YOUR HOME- Marble
BODY PART- Moot

 

[The_Chimpster]

Wear - chaps
Drink - chivas regal
Place - canada
Food - chips
Animal - cheetah
Girls name - cindy
Boys name - cedrick
Profession - clerk
Word to describe someone - cuntrash
Something in your home - chair
Body part - cock