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another one of my favorite "Who would you be without me, Prime? Time to find out *battle mask on*"

 

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Commando is the greatest movie ever made! The amount of cheesey lines in that movie will never be equaled, let alone beaten.
 

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!"

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Best quote from the best movie ever made imo
 

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These are my favorite ones from The Glimmer Man. If anyone here wants to see a buddy-cop movie (black cop, white cop) I highly recommend this.

Jack Cole: It's called a mala. Tibetan pray beads.
Jim Campbell: What do you use 'em for?
Jack Cole: I use 'em to calm my mind and to purify my thoughts.
Jim Campbell: Yeah, I use Jack Daniels!
Jack Cole: See now, we're trying to go to same place. We're just using different technique.
Jim Campbell: Except I don't wear the bottle around my neck!
Jack Cole: That's because you'd lose your job if you did...

Jack Cole: [regarding a dead Russian woman] What else do you see?
Jim Campbell: She's got nice tits.
Jack Cole: Exactly. But I think a little *too* nice.
[takes a scalpel and cuts open the woman's breast, removing a gel-filled implant with a serial number on it]
Jack Cole: Okay, partner. Run this number.

Mr. Smith: He's selling it to a bunch of Serbian freedom fighters.
Jim Campbell: You mean terrorists.
Mr. Smith: Semantics. You say tomato...
Jim Campbell: No, motherfucker, I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists.

Jack Cole: Do you speak Russian?
Jim Campbell: A little bit.
[Campbell starts banging the suspect's head to the trunk of the car]
Jim Campbell: Answer, god damn mother fucker! Or I'll beat the shit out of your dumb ass!
Jack Cole: You speak good Russian!
Jim Campbell: Yes, black Russian!
 

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These are my favorite ones from The Glimmer Man. If anyone here wants to see a buddy-cop movie (black cop, white cop) I highly recommend this.

Jack Cole: It's called a mala. Tibetan pray beads.
Jim Campbell: What do you use 'em for?
Jack Cole: I use 'em to calm my mind and to purify my thoughts.
Jim Campbell: Yeah, I use Jack Daniels!
Jack Cole: See now, we're trying to go to same place. We're just using different technique.
Jim Campbell: Except I don't wear the bottle around my neck!
Jack Cole: That's because you'd lose your job if you did...

Jack Cole: [regarding a dead Russian woman] What else do you see?
Jim Campbell: She's got nice tits.
Jack Cole: Exactly. But I think a little *too* nice.
[takes a scalpel and cuts open the woman's breast, removing a gel-filled implant with a serial number on it]
Jack Cole: Okay, partner. Run this number.

Mr. Smith: He's selling it to a bunch of Serbian freedom fighters.
Jim Campbell: You mean terrorists.
Mr. Smith: Semantics. You say tomato...
Jim Campbell: No, motherfucker, I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists.

Jack Cole: Do you speak Russian?
Jim Campbell: A little bit.
[Campbell starts banging the suspect's head to the trunk of the car]
Jim Campbell: Answer, god damn mother fucker! Or I'll beat the shit out of your dumb ass!
Jack Cole: You speak good Russian!
Jim Campbell: Yes, black Russian!
oh no no no, we are closed for renovations tbh, i say about 2 months
 

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Basically everything that Tony Montana says is my favourite quote.
 

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Basically everything that Tony Montana says is my favourite quote.
Personally, I love:
"why don't you try sticking your head up your ass, see if it fits"

Or
This it, this what it's all about, eating, drinking, fucking, sucking, snorting then what? You're fifty, got a bag for a belly, got tits that need a bra with hair on em, you got a liver with spots on it and you're eating this fuckin shit lookin like these rich fuckin mummies, I got a fuckin junkie for a wife, sleeps all day with them shades on, wakes up with a quaalude and who won't fuck me coz she's in a coma, i can't even have a Fucking little baby with her, her womb is so polluted"

I've seen that movie way too many times :tearsofjoy:
 

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My favourite is the "you're all a bunch of fucking assholes" speech. Always manage to throw it at someone lol
Thing is, it's true. A lot of people are assholes.

You should always close with

"say goodnight to the bad guy" :tearsofjoy:
 

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San Juan! You must know my good friend Pedro Martinez Hernandez Hector Elizondo.

 

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Everything said in this clip from 22 Jump Street..lol!

 

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It's not really quotes but it makes me laugh when ever I watch it :tearsofjoy:

 

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Thing is, it's true. A lot of people are assholes.

You should always close with

"say goodnight to the bad guy" :tearsofjoy:
I say the whole speech lol

I actually said it to my in-laws, the stupid ***** didn't even know I was quoting Tony. 3 days later the mother-in-law called to apologise for her family and will make more effort lol
 

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"Why don't you go home? Are you too good for your home? SUCK MY WHITE ARSE BALL!
 

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John Connor: Todd and Janelle are dicks, but I've gotta warn them. You got a quarter?
[the Terminator smashes into the coin bin and hands John a quarter]
Janelle Voight: [answers the phone] Hello?
John Connor: Janelle, it's me!
Janelle Voight: John?
John Connor: Yeah. Is everything all right? Are you guys okay?
Janelle Voight: Sure, honey, everything's okay. Are you all right?
John Connor: Yeah, I'm fine.
Janelle Voight: John, it's late. Honey, I was beginning to worry about you. If you hurry home, we can sit down and have dinner together. I'm making beef stew.
John Connor: [holds his hand over the phone] Something's wrong. She's never this nice.
Janelle Voight: John, where are you?
Todd Voight: [hearing Max barking outside] What the hell is that goddamn dog barking at?
Todd Voight: [shouting at Max] Hey! Shut up you worthless piece of shit!
John Connor: [to himself] The dog's really barking...
Todd Voight: Thought you were gonna tell the kid to get rid of that fucking mutt.
Janelle Voight: [uses her arm to kill Todd] John, honey, it's late. Please don't make me worry.
John Connor: [to Terminator, hand over the phone] Could it already be there?
Janelle Voight: Honey, are you okay?
The Terminator: [takes the phone from John and impersonates his voice] I'm right here. I'm fine.
Janelle Voight: Are you sure? Are you sure you're all right?
The Terminator: [to John; normal voice] What's the dog's name?
John Connor: Max.
The Terminator: [impersonating John's voice] Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he all right?
Janelle Voight: Wolfie's fine, honey. Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?
The Terminator: [hangs up the phone] Your foster parents are dead.
 
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