Favourite Christmas Movie

[The_Chimpster]

I used to love segal until he was caught out being a fraudulent poof. Also he will cry if you fat “shame” him

Never liked segal, I was more of an Arnie and van damme fan growing up.
I'll never forget that story Sylvester Stallone told in an interview when he had some huge Hollywood party where all the big action guys attended, segal bragged about how he could smash van damme.....until van damme showed up and confronted him saying let's take it outside, segal bolted. Van damme even followed him to a club again demanding to fight the fraud but again he did his vanishing act. Plus some old Martial arts dude made him shit his pants on the set of one of his own movies

https://judoweekly.com/watch-steven-seagal-choked-out-by-judo-master-and-poops-his-pants/

 

[Memberberries]

Silent night deadly night

 

[Realist90]

Never liked segal, I was more of an Arnie and van damme fan growing up.
I'll never forget that story Sylvester Stallone told in an interview when he had some huge Hollywood party where all the big action guys attended, segal bragged about how he could smash van damme.....until van damme showed up and confronted him saying let's take it outside, segal bolted. Van damme even followed him to a club again demanding to fight the fraud but again he did his vanishing act. Plus some old Martial arts dude made him shit his pants on the set of one of his own movies

https://judoweekly.com/watch-steven-seagal-choked-out-by-judo-master-and-poops-his-pants/

So many of these stories are coming out lol what an absolute fucken flop. Can’t beliege I enjoyed his movies at one point.

 

[Wahesh]

Play this in your office max volume

I've already experienced that bro.

A guy I worked with asked me to send it to him via bluetooth 10 years ago (remember those days lol). So he gave me his phone and went to get a coffee and I sent it from my phone. It went through then a message came through on his phone saying it came in. So I pressed the ok button to open the message (to save the song) but instead of opening the message, the damn thing opened the song and started playing it PRECISELY at the EXACT TIME a group of suits walked out of a meeting room. My mate who was walking back heard the starting music and said "NO" and ran over to take the phone off me to try and stop it from playing, but the he couldn't stop it before the word "cock" was said, and all the suits heard it but didn't react. I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Wahesh]

Never liked segal, I was more of an Arnie and van damme fan growing up.
I'll never forget that story Sylvester Stallone told in an interview when he had some huge Hollywood party where all the big action guys attended, segal bragged about how he could smash van damme.....until van damme showed up and confronted him saying let's take it outside, segal bolted. Van damme even followed him to a club again demanding to fight the fraud but again he did his vanishing act. Plus some old Martial arts dude made him shit his pants on the set of one of his own movies

https://judoweekly.com/watch-steven-seagal-choked-out-by-judo-master-and-poops-his-pants/

No one who's worked with Seagal has anything good to say about him. As long as his movies entertain me and he doesn't have beef with me I don't really care. As for Seagal, you don't become a 7th-dan black belt in aikido by being a fairy. The reason he probably did the disappearing act on VD (whom I also love) was probably because he's a practicing Buddhist who prefer peaceful resolutions.

I only became a Seagal fan in 2005 after seeing one of his so-bad-it's-good 80s movies

 

[south of heaven]

No one who's worked with Seagal has anything good to say about him. As long as his movies entertain me and he doesn't have beef with me I don't really care. As for Seagal, you don't become a 7th-dan black belt in aikido by being a fairy. The reason he probably did the disappearing act on VD (whom I also love) was probably because he's a practicing Buddhist who prefer peaceful resolutions.

I only because a Seagal fan in 2005 after seeing one of his so-bad-it's-good 80s movies

I thought you had to be a fairy to do aikido, all the moves looks like a gay dude who to a cherry pie out of the oven without mitts flapping his hands around

 

[Wahesh]

I thought you had to be a fairy to do aikido, all the moves looks like a gay dude who to a cherry pie out of the oven without mitts flapping his hands around

You're right bro lol. But still... I wouldn't want to be up against Seagal all wound up on said oven mitts (oven mitts scene kicks in from 3:23).

 

[The_Chimpster]

No one who's worked with Seagal has anything good to say about him. As long as his movies entertain me and he doesn't have beef with me I don't really care. As for Seagal, you don't become a 7th-dan black belt in aikido by being a fairy. The reason he probably did the disappearing act on VD (whom I also love) was probably because he's a practicing Buddhist who prefer peaceful resolutions.

I only because a Seagal fan in 2005 after seeing one of his so-bad-it's-good 80s movies

If he is a practising Buddhist, why would he brag about kicking someone's arse then run away when challenged?
He also sucker punched John leguizamo on the set of executive decision after the pony- tailed git said "I'm in charge, everything I say is law, anyone doesn't agree?" and the dude laughed at him, as anyone would.
Doesn't sound very peaceful to me

 

[Wahesh]

If he is a practising Buddhist, why would he brag about kicking someone's arse then run away when challenged?
He also sucker punched John leguizamo on the set of executive decision after the pony- tailed git said "I'm in charge, everything I say is law, anyone doesn't agree?" and the dude laughed at him, as anyone would.
Doesn't sound very peaceful to me

Mean SS is one of those actors your can't take too seriously. So bad he's good

DMX said he would never work with Seagal again after Exit Wounds. I'm not sure why... I freaking love that movie.

Apparently Jenny McCarthy said he sexually harassed her in his hotel room when auditioning for Under Seige 2. He told her to take her top off and she stormed out of the room. Funnily enough, the character whom she was auditioning for actually did take her top off in the movie to distract a guard so that probably was legit.

It would be interesting to see what would happen if Seagal and Vin Diesel were to star in a movie together... apparently they're as bad as each other behind the scenes (hence The Rocks on-going feud with VD).

 

[The_Chimpster]

Mean SS is one of those actors your can't take too seriously. So bad he's good

DMX said he would never work with Seagal again after Exit Wounds. I'm not sure why... I freaking love that movie.

Apparently Jenny McCarthy said he sexually harassed her in his hotel room when auditioning for Under Seige 2. He told her to take her top off and she stormed out of the room. Funnily enough, the character whom she was auditioning for actually did take her top off in the movie to distract a guard so that probably was legit.

It would be interesting to see what would happen if Seagal and Vin Diesel were to star in a movie together... apparently they're as bad as each other behind the scenes (hence The Rocks on-going feud with VD).

When dmx says he doesn't want to work with you, you know you have gigantic problems. The guy is a multiple felon and attempted to impersonate an FBI agent. I heard the Jenny McCarthy story and I'm not defending pony tail in any shape or form but if I was in his position I probably would have done the same thing, she was smoking back then
A Baldy diesel and pony tail flick, I can't stand either one but I'd definitely watch that just to take the absolute piss out of it

 

[MatstaDogg]

Play this in your office max volume

Best Christmas song ever, or though Santa Claus Ya **** is a near 2nd.

 

[K E]

An Indian speaking Assyrian...

 

[Memberberries]

No one who's worked with Seagal has anything good to say about him. As long as his movies entertain me and he doesn't have beef with me I don't really care. As for Seagal, you don't become a 7th-dan black belt in aikido by being a fairy. The reason he probably did the disappearing act on VD (whom I also love) was probably because he's a practicing Buddhist who prefer peaceful resolutions.

I only because a Seagal fan in 2005 after seeing one of his so-bad-it's-good 80s movies

 

[Wahesh]

Out for Justice - one of his better movies. The bar scene in that movie was epic.

 

[Memberberries]

Out for Justice - one of his better movies. The bar scene in that movie was epic.

My favourite scene is when that lady is having road rage while he is stopped in traffic smoking crack.

Then he gets out of the car, grabs her by the back of her hair and shoots her head off!
Damn they knew how to make movies.

 

[Wahesh]

My favourite scene is when that lady is having road rage while he is stopped in traffic smoking crack.

Then he gets out of the car, grabs her by the back of her hair and shoots her head off!
Damn they knew how to make movies.

That scene was the one used to depict just how much of a psychopath the character was.

 

[Memberberries]

That scene was the one used to depict just how much of a psychopath the character was.

I thought that scene was created to subliminally reduce road rage in New York?

 

[Nasheed]

Seagal just a jew who could do karate.
That’s a free ticket to B grade star.

The funny thing is he actually looks very young for his age if he lost weight.

 

[Wahesh]

Seagal just a jew who could do karate.
That’s a free ticket to B grade star.

The funny thing is he actually looks very young for his age if he lost weight.

Mate Seagal is a practising Buddhist and has been for over 40 years. His dad was Jewish and his mum Catholic.

 

[Howard Moon]

I know it's pretty similar to that guy who swears a lot's thread but what's your favourite Christmas Movie?

Mine, without a doubt, is Home Alone 2. That movie started my love affair with New York and has a great soundtrack.

I love that movie so much.. Home Alone 1 & 2 I can watch again and again