Farting in jars

Noeasyday

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I hope for the buyers sake the jars came with a label.
E.g. Mexican 5 hours ago
Chorizo pasta 10 hours ago
14 Beers, a Big Mac, 6 Nuggets and the left over Roast Beef - last 12 hours

Imagine buying that and not being able to appreciate the effort that's gone into it before unscrewing the lid...
 

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I hope for the buyers sake the jars came with a label.
E.g. Mexican 5 hours ago
Chorizo pasta 10 hours ago
14 Beers, a Big Mac, 6 Nuggets and the left over Roast Beef - last 12 hours

Imagine buying that and not being able to appreciate the effort that's gone into it before unscrewing the lid...
Not sure, but they all smell out of date…..
 

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Read an article once asking what people did with it. There's just some things that once you've read them, its very hard to unread. Like one clown dunked his cutlery in it prior to dinner, another put a few drops into a franger prior to doing his missus. Bonkers....
There's some SICK ***** out there lol. I still remember the pain olympics, that shit was fake until I found out there was an actual active community that practiced it. Dudes genuinely got off on it lololol
 

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Well...
I believe if you wanted the carbonated version it was extra.....
Belle Delphine was quoted saying she makes over 1 million per month for her content. Amouranth is a Twitch streamer who also makes that kind of bank too who does similarto Belle, minus the porn. Twitch + Instagram + Onlyfans combo is what these hoes now days be doing to make fast, non taxed cash. Every second chick you see on Instagram, Twitch and Tik-Tok have an onlyfans account.
 

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Lol.. I bet the date would stink.. hopefully they don’t get into a stink!
We could go on - and we will! :-).

I had totally forgotten about Mr. Methane (which might not be a bad thing).
 

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We could go on - and we will! :-).

I had totally forgotten about Mr. Methane (which might not be a bad thing).
Lol..Surely the bloke has got something wrong with him..ass in physically..perhaps mentally too..
 

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Belle Delphine was quoted saying she makes over 1 million per month for her content. Amouranth is a Twitch streamer who also makes that kind of bank too who does similarto Belle, minus the porn. Twitch + Instagram + Onlyfans combo is what these hoes now days be doing to make fast, non taxed cash. Every second chick you see on Instagram, Twitch and Tik-Tok have an onlyfans account.
Lana Rhodes makes more on OnlyFans than she did doing porn and she only posts nudes...so I've heard.
 

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That day I woke up, I made myself three very large protein shakes, and I made a big pot of black bean soup, and I was working my way through it all day,” she said.

“And then by the time the evening rolled around, I was feeling so-so sick, like there was a tightening feeling around my heart and my chest, I couldn’t breathe in all the way. I was laying in bed that night, and I couldn’t breathe in fully. So I thought maybe I was having like a blood clot or a heart attack.”

After being rushed to hospital and undergoing a series of tests and scans, it was eventually discovered that her symptoms were merely a result of the huge volume of gas brewing in her stomach.
 
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