Farting in jars

[deimus]

 

[coach]

Never under estimate men and the lows we will dive too

 

[Bulldog1966]

Yep some sick fucks are probably googling that cow right now I bet

 

[Hacky McAxe]

When we were at school (over 20 years ago), a mate tried to start a business selling bottled farts. Obviously his mistake was that he was ahead of his time. And he's not a woman.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

When we were at school (over 20 years ago), a mate tried to start a business selling bottled farts. Obviously his mistake was that he was ahead of his time. And he's not a woman.

I knew a girl that wore a vial around her neck filled with....jizz.

 

[south of heaven]

Theres some bird that made 70k in few weeks doing this ,maybe its her dunno, give me that type of coin ill dump on your chest at no additional cost

 

[Cook]

Have to start charging the misses and kids.

 

[Kung fu man]

Yep some sick fucks are probably googling that cow right now I bet

I AM NOT!

 

[Dogmonster]

Is there a special, 2 for the price of 1, an anal fart and pussy queef.

 

[Doogie]

Well...

Who is paying $30 for 'gamer girl' Belle Delphine's bath water?

Delphine, 19, a social media star with an enormous global following, was mocked for the sale – but it sold out quickly

www.theguardian.com

I believe if you wanted the carbonated version it was extra.....

 

[Moedogg]

Imagine finding out later that her dad and boyfriend were helping out with the business....

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Well...

Who is paying $30 for 'gamer girl' Belle Delphine's bath water?

Delphine, 19, a social media star with an enormous global following, was mocked for the sale – but it sold out quickly

www.theguardian.com

I believe if you wanted the carbonated version it was extra.....

I bought one. She does porn now btw.

 

[senshidog]

If only my father had started this business idea years ago, we'd literally be multi millionaires now.

 

[Alan79]

Even knowing that 200 plus people in the world will pay $1000 for a fart in a jar makes me feel a bit like our time on this planet should be over.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Someone needs to do a parody of Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar, but call it "Farting in the Jar"

I would do it myself but I used all my care energy writing this post.

 

[Doogie]

I bought one. She does porn now btw.

Saw some - meh - guess you'd have to be a fan (and it was her BF I understand so erk...). Just out of curiosity - wtf did u do with it. Guessing its not in the trophy cabinet?

 

[Bulldog1966]

Even knowing that 200 plus people in the world will pay $1000 for a fart in a jar makes me feel a bit like our time on this planet should be over.

And yet..there are probably even worse fucked up things being bought online so while I agree with you is it our time to go or just these freaky carnts that need to spontaneously combust or be neutralised.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Saw some - meh - guess you'd have to be a fan (and it was her BF I understand so erk...). Just out of curiosity - wtf did u do with it. Guessing its not in the trophy cabinet?

I used the water to make a lotion for.....skin care. Na I don't have any haha. Yh she has a crazy following, those streamer girls make an absolute killing and she just cashed in even more as she expanded her content.

I wish I was a girl, if you're cute and have the naive girl act you can literally make stacks just streaming yourself chatting shit and interacting with horny fucks

 

[Doogie]

I used the water to make a lotion for.....skin care.

Read an article once asking what people did with it. There's just some things that once you've read them, its very hard to unread. Like one clown dunked his cutlery in it prior to dinner, another put a few drops into a franger prior to doing his missus. Bonkers....

 

[belmore_utd]

Item number 43 of weird shit sold from vending machines in Japan