Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

[Bulldog_4_Life]

Doubt we would sell him unless Newcastle offered something ridiculous.

When is Diaz due back? Could be a selection headache with Nunez, Gakpo, Salah, Diaz and Jota.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

When is Diaz due back? Could be a selection headache with Nunez, Gakpo, Salah, Diaz and Jota.

Back to training this week and likely available for the Real Madrid game. I'm not sure what Klopp does but we're never fully fit anyway so it probably doesn't matter lol. I'd like to think that Darwin/Diaz are the preferred options off the left, Gakpo/Jota as centre forwards and Salah off the right. I'm just wondering how Diaz best fits into the side and hope Klopp doesn't revert back to playing Darwin as a CF to accommodate Diaz on the left.

 

[chemdog]

They need to give Howe the time to continue building. They were in a relegation battle a year ago and in the top 4 race a year later, he has done a nice job.

Could see Pochettino ending up at either Newcastle or back at Spurs once Conte pisses off.

conte will be gone at seasons end, tuchel may end up back at psg and as for poch im not sure where he'll end up

 

[chemdog]

Back to training this week and likely available for the Real Madrid game. I'm not sure what Klopp does but we're never fully fit anyway so it probably doesn't matter lol. I'd like to think that Darwin/Diaz are the preferred options off the left, Gakpo/Jota as centre forwards and Salah off the right. I'm just wondering how Diaz best fits into the side and hope Klopp doesn't revert back to playing Darwin as a CF to accommodate Diaz on the left.

it's a good problem to have, at least klopp can rotate more in attack compared to previous years.

 

[Bulldog_4_Life]

conte will be gone at seasons end, tuchel may end up back at psg and as for poch im not sure where he'll end up

My money is on Poch to return to Spurs. No other big club will go for him and Spurs arent attractive for the top top coaches.

 

[Tassie Devil]

Reminds me of a few United supporters on here ...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1633550192002605066

 

[JayBee]

Reminds me of a few United supporters on here ...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1633550192002605066

least we don’t go into hiding, but claim we’re just “busy”… but all of a sudden, banging out posts left right and centre after that demolition.

I guess your schedule cleared? Or the wife signed your permission slip to talk to the boys?

 

[coach]

least we don’t go into hiding, but claim we’re just “busy”… but all of a sudden, banging out posts left right and centre after that demolition.

I guess your schedule cleared? Or the wife signed your permission slip to talk to the boys?

Bahahahh

 

[Tassie Devil]

least we don’t go into hiding, but claim we’re just “busy”… but all of a sudden, banging out posts left right and centre after that demolition.

I guess your schedule cleared? Or the wife signed your permission slip to talk to the boys?

One thing I've noticed in recent times is how much of a dick I've been making similar comments to yours.

How do I know what's going on with people? Who's to say they're not going through rough spots and I'm there taking the piss out of them?

I get you're having a laugh at me, and I can't complain as I've done it to so many myself. So, feel free. I've got nothing against you.

 

[JayBee]

One thing I've noticed in recent times is how much of a dick I've been making similar comments to yours.

How do I know what's going on with people? Who's to say they're not going through rough spots and I'm there taking the piss out of them?

I get you're having a laugh at me, and I can't complain as I've done it to so many myself. So, feel free. I've got nothing against you.

Genuinely - I hope all is well mate.

Also - I dick but always tongue in cheek - some might say, in jest.

But for real - You remind me of the nagging wife who has told you to take the garbage out 17 times and just keep harping on the same shit. In my mind - I justify your responses like you were scorned by an ex who is a huge MU supporter - and you’re dousing us with water when we arent the ones that burnt you.

 

[coach]

Genuinely - I hope all is well mate.

Also - I dick but always tongue in cheek - some might say, in jest.

But for real - You remind me of the nagging wife who has told you to take the garbage out 17 times and just keep harping on the same shit. In my mind - I justify your responses like you were scorned by an ex who is a huge MU supporter - and you’re dousing us with water when we arent the ones that burnt you.

What a good morning dogs beat storm in Melbourne
And the best team in the world and back to there best because Gakpo and Nunez have now clicked killed it last night lol

 

[JayBee]

What a good morning dogs beat storm in Melbourne
And the best team in the world and back to there best because Gakpo and Nunez have now clicked killed it last night lol

I ain’t ready to talk shit yet.

7 nil is a hard one to wash off.

 

[coach]

I ain’t ready to talk shit yet.

7 nil is a hard one to wash off.

I had blood in it with last nights results and dogs

 

[chemdog]

What a good morning dogs beat storm in Melbourne
And the best team in the world and back to there best because Gakpo and Nunez have now clicked killed it last night lol

would be funny if south Hampton was to win against United tomorrow morning

 

[B-Train]

It's a crazy relegation battle this season.. only 4 points separates 12th and 19th with 12 games left.

 

[coach]

would be funny if south Hampton was to win against United tomorrow morning

Yeah but we already had a 4-1 win after the loss
That was their first game since beating us

 

[coach]

It's a crazy relegation battle this season.. only 4 points separates 12th and 19th with 12 games left.

Crazy how tight it is

 

[coach]

I didn’t realise Bournemouth were in last place …..
Life comes at you fast

 

[JayBee]

From 7 up to Coke Zero in less than a week

 

[trent_solotar7]