Coach takes a Klopp post from the banter thread and posts a reply in the Man Utd thread. Go figure. He’s always preaching that he doesn’t want Liverpool talk in the man Utd thread and then proceeds to post about Klopp in the Man Utd thread.
Something tells me deep down coach loves us LFC fans in the man Utd thread. Some people just have an itch that needs to be scratched from time to time.
Reminds of this old bear joke someone once told me of a village idiot who went into the nearby woods and saw a bear minding its own business.
The village idiot being the village idiot that he was decided to whistle at the bear. The bear unimpressed charges at the village idiot , and proceeds to sodomise him.
Vowing revenge the village idiot returned to the village with all his clothes torn told and tells the villagers he will go back the following day to kill the bear .
So the following day the village idiot takes his rifle and makes sure there’s NO bullets in it , heads into the woods to find the bear. The bear sees him again , the village idiot whistles again and turns his back on him . The bear charges at the village idiot and gives him another colonoscopy.
The village idiot returns to the village with a limp and informs the villagers that he’s managed to shoot the bear but hit it in a non fatal part of the body and will go back again the following day to finish the job .The villagers ask the idiot if he wants some help but the village idiot politely declines their assistance.
The following day the village idiot returns to woods again with his unloaded rifle and whistles yet again. The bear chases the village idiot and and gives him another rear ended poke .
The village idiot returns to the village crawling on all fours as he’s unable to stand up and tells he the villagers he shot and wounded the bear and will finish him off tomorrow .
The following day the village idiot goes into the woods again with the same result .
6 days have gone by and the village idiot is still going into the woods “to kill this bear” .
On day 7 however , the village idiots goes back into the woods , only this time the bear ignores him .The bear has tired of feasting on the same village idiots ass and turns around and runs out of the woods .
The village idiot runs after him whistling even louder but he cannot catch the bear.
The village idiot kept losing the battles but somehow ended up winning the war .
The village idiot returned to the village and informed the villagers “ guys after 7 days I have defeated the bear, he’s no threat to our village “
