Dog on heat

[Bob dog]

One of my dogs is on heat and the other dog keeps trying to lick it's behind, how long will this go on for?

 

[MeskBrah]

till it gets its ***** slammed in.

 

[Bob dog]

till it gets its ***** slammed in.

The other dog is too old and I won't be doin it.

 

[dogie]

My dog is 6, a virgin and never got desexed (as I would not mind her having puppies) but she is the ultimate flirt / tease.

She will run up to any dog let them have a whiff then run away before they can get going.

She has a boot which she never leaves alone. This has got progressively worse over the years.

 

[Book]

My dog is 6, a virgin and never got desexed (as I would not mind her having puppies) but she is the ultimate flirt / tease.

She will run up to any dog let them have a whiff then run away before they can get going.

She has a boot which she never leaves alone. This has got progressively worse over the years.

How do you know she's a virgin for sure? Like some dog (or Bob Dog) could've come in at night and just smashed it back and gapped it and you would have no idea it happened.

 

[dogie]

How do you know she's a virgin for sure? Like some dog (or Bob Dog) could've come in at night and just smashed it back and gapped it and you would have no idea it happened.

Well, I have never seen her have sex and that would explain her coyness.

As a dog mother I just know these things.

Oh and the night scenario would not have happened as she is an indoor dog.

Which reminds me, there are some cats next door that do it occasionally. Have you ever heard cats doing it? They are SUPER loud, well really it's only the female cat which is super loud BECAUSE did you know that the male cat has hairs on his penis which feel like spikes to the female cat and this is supposedly super painful for the female cat.

 

[Memberberries]

Well, I have never seen her have sex and that would explain her coyness.

As a dog mother I just know these things.

Oh and the night scenario would not have happened as she is an indoor dog.

Which reminds me, there are some cats next door that do it occasionally. Have you ever heard cats doing it? They are SUPER loud, well really it's only the female cat which is super loud BECAUSE did you know that the male cat has hairs on his penis which feel like spikes to the female cat and this is supposedly super painful for the female cat.

yep just like Leopards

 

[Bry]

Is Joel Monaghan still in England?

 

[mrVR6exy]

is joel monaghan still in england?

lmao

 

[OTTO]

The other dog is too old and I won't be doin it.

fknlol. Vintage Bob dog

 

[Ghost of Dime]

time to man up Bob, you need to feed yo dog a length

 

[The-Game]

The nieghbours dogs on heat, and the dirty f*cks sit outside and watch it, like who the hell wants to watch a dog getting reamed.

 

[Özil]

My dog is 6, a virgin and never got desexed (as I would not mind her having puppies) but she is the ultimate flirt / tease.

She will run up to any dog let them have a whiff then run away before they can get going.

She has a boot which she never leaves alone. This has got progressively worse over the years.

My friends maltese terrier is 13 (i think), she has never been desexed and and still a virgin, she is not a very social dog and which ever mutt tries to come up from behind her, she gets all aggressive at them.

 

[dogie]

yep just like Leopards

oh really, maybe this applies to the whole feline family then..

 

[dogie]

My friends maltese terrier is 13 (i think), she has never been desexed and and still a virgin, she is not a very social dog and which ever mutt tries to come up from behind her, she gets all aggressive at them.

Mine isn't aggressive just scared of sex lol

Maybe I should just get her neutered then. Does this make a difference to their sex drive though?

 

[mrVR6exy]

Mine isn't aggressive just scared of sex lol

Maybe I should just get her neutered then. Does this make a difference to their sex drive though?

im no expert but im pretty sure having a dog desexed makes their sex drive null and void..... basically non existent

 

[dogie]

So my dog thought it was cool to sneak out and find a party to attend this afternoon (literally, a party with booze, loud music, dancing lots of people and other dogs). Maybe she is 16 in dogie years and going through a phase...

It's aint easy being a dog parent :S