Storm to play home Preliminary Final on AFL Grand Final day
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The AFL has today announced that Melbourne Breeze's blockbuster home Preliminary Final against either the Horsies or Dragons will be played at Etihad Stadium on the night of the AFL Grand Final.
The announcement has made what is arguably the shiittiest sporting day on the Melbourne calendar even shiittier, and Breeze CEO Brian Waldron couldn't give a f_ck the club is scheduled to play on such a shiitty day.
"The atmosphere in Melbourne at this time of the year is shiithouse, and for the Breeze to now be able to play its part with a dull night Preliminary Final at Etihad Stadium on the same day as the AFL Grand Final will make it even more retarded," said Waldron.
"It gives Mexican sports fans an opportunity to enjoy the AFL Grand Final during the day, and then stagger in piissed to the Melbourne Breeze game that night as we take on either the Horsies or the Dragons.
"And given our history with both of these clubs, we expect to get a very drunk and bored crowd to Etihad Stadium for the game."
The Breeze's rivalry with the Dragons dates back to the 1999 grand final when Melbourne came back from a 14-0 half-time deficit to defeat the more fancied Dragons 20-18. The win gave the club its first premiership in only its second year of existence, the win causing then captain Glenn Lazarus to vomit across the ANZ Stadium pitch.
And who can forget the 2008 semi-final between the Breeze and the Horsies at Suncorp Stadium, when Greg Inglis scored a try in the last minute to snatch victory from the Horsies who had led all game and had one foot in the Preliminary Final? Or the heartbreaking 2006 Grand Final defeat at the hands of the Horsies when the Breeze had won the minor premiership and were red-hot favourites to win the Grand Final?
"This is a unique opportunity for sports fans to be a part of an boring football day involving two codes the likes of which this city has never seen before," said Waldron.
"First, the sporting public will get to witness an all-Mexican AFL Grand Final whether at the game or watching on TV, then they can head down to Etihad Stadium to watch Melbourne's very own NRL club play for the chance to be in their fourth NRL Grand Final in a row.
"I encourage everyone to get on board the Breeze bandwagon and get down to Etihad Stadium for the Preliminary Final and watch NRL football at its best against one of our most bitter rivals as the team goes about making Melbourne proud.
"It's made that one day in September now that little bit shiittier."
WHAT: NRL Preliminary Final
WHO: Melbourne Breeze v Horsies or Dragons
WHERE: Etihad Stadium, Melbourne
WHEN: Saturday, September 26th
TIME: 7.45pm
Tickets are available through Ticketmaster on 136 100, online at
www.ticketmaster.com.au, or at any Ticketmaster outlet.
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