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Do short people get short changed on life?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue_boost, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. Mr Invisible

    Mr Invisible Super Mod Staff Member Premium Member Gilded

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    :grinning::grinning::D:grimacing: :laughing:

    Just throw an apple in "Chomp's" direction and that'll take care of awkward work boner.
     
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  2. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    Do you mean that you want me to practice cricket in the bathroom? I don't think those thin wooden cubicle walls will be enough to withstand my loud (not to mention violent) "draining the lizard" process :triumph:
     
  3. Mr Invisible

    Mr Invisible Super Mod Staff Member Premium Member Gilded

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    Nah that horse that works at your place with her 420db eating noises.

    Guaranteed that'll kill your boner.
     
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  4. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    Toss an apple to her aye [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. Wolfmother

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    Yes they do, of course they do!!

    A few years back 2 dead Asian guys presented to our emergency department after losing a card/drinking game..
    Wheeled in by an unknown person who left as soon as he dropped them off.

    Was told at a later stage by police what had happened
     
  6. Alan79

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    Needless to say those blokes are legends to their friends now. Death by drinking contest is the manliest way to die after heart explosion in a three way with supermodels.
     
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  7. Blue_boost

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    A few years back a mate of mine was peppering the sspa society with short jokes on email (short statured people of australia i think they are called)

    They came at him hard in response, those short pricks lol :)
     
  8. Wolfmother

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    Lol.. It's so stupid to drink yourself sick just to try to prove you're a man.. A man is more than an iron gut
     
  9. Alan79

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    Other men respect that stupidity though. Don't ask me why. I probably couldn't it explain it to you any better than you could explain to me why women love shoes that could lead to broken ankles.
     
  10. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    Is it just me, or are all the hot women out there short midgets?
     
  11. Hacky McAxe

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    Just you. Midget fetish
     
  12. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    Ok let me clarify, when I say midget, I don't mean dwarfs or people born with some sort of deformation, I mean normal people who are just short, say... 150cm. Not people short are tiny with unusually large heads that don't sync in the size of the rest of their body, I mean normal, petite women :hearteyes::hearteyes::hearteyes:
     
  13. MatstaDogg

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    Like this little firecracker here?
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  14. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    OH YEAH BROTHER! Foxy little psychos EXACTLY like her. Sasha Banks too.

    The good thing about Alexia is she's married to an Aussie... so she might have a thing for us guys. Good for me to keep a close eye on her marital status, know what I'm sayin' ;)
     
  15. Hacky McAxe

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    I'd short change her... if you know what I mean.

    On second thought, I'm not sure what I mean.
     
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  16. MatstaDogg

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    You and me both my friend. What a lucky bastard Murphy is to be going home to that.
     
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  17. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    Bro what do you think of Jojo?

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    I'd take a bite of that arse...

    The rest is meh.
     
  19. Alan79

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    She mustn't respect herself. She clearly took a selfie.
     
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  20. Wahesh

    Wahesh The Forefather of The Kennel

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    Bro are you kidding me? Look at that petite figure and... my goodness her bust :D
     

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