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Do short people get short changed on life?

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  1. Blue_boost

    Blue_boost Forum Regular

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    It seems like short people get short changed in life.

    How many short people in the nba? Or even in the nrl? The shortys are being phased out.

    Women dont like a man who is shorter than them so there is another place they get short changed.

    How many senior managers in organisations are short? Not many as they dont have much of a presence in a room. To see the entey level employees tower over them isnt a good look.

    If short people go for a job interview, surely the interviewer if asked to describe them will say "he/she was a shortarse"

    If short people go to the cinema can they see over the person in front of them? Or do they the back of someones head instead of the movie?

    If there is a dispute and a short person squares up, does the opponent immediately smirk and say "ive got this"

    Even walking to and from their car to woolworths, shorter people have to take more steps to achieve this task.

    How many sprinters are short? Usain bolt just strides past the short sprinters who are taking 3 steps to his one

    In gyms if short people try bulk up, people still say but hes a shortarse.

    Do short people always get the short straw?

    Whats your observations of life?
     
  2. Papa Het

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  3. Wolfmother

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    I went out with a short guy but he was still taller than me.
    I don't think he got short changed was a huge success career wise , had the gift of the gab and moved from Struggle street to hunters hill with the bitch he cheated on me with
     
  4. Papa Het

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    Did he have a big wang
    I was told most short guys have a big wang
     
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  5. Wolfmother

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    He had a big wallet lol
     
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    Lol
    Those guys usually have a tiny wang haha
     
  7. Wolfmother

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    lol I don't kiss n tell
     
  8. Boxer

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    What’s considered short?
    How short is short?
    I’m 170 cm and don’t get short changed.
    Life’s good ,fuck who ever has a problem.
     
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  9. Papa Het

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    I'm only a little taller than you
    I'm about 174 I think
    I don't get short changed or feel short

    But everyone tells me I'm a short arse lol
     
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    So to me your tall lol
     
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  12. Papa Het

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    Would depend on our shoes lol
    I'd say we would look about the same height unless we went back to back
     
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    Short girls are the best though
    Pocket rockets
     
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  14. Boxer

    Boxer THE BOSS Gilded

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    That’s the thing what is short?
    I’m a giant to my kids lol, even when I go to Cabramatta I feel 6 foot tall
     
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    The average height man in Australia is about 5 11 I think
    So I guess anything under that is short

    That you and I haha
     
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    Really 5,11 is average height?
    I’m moving to Cabbra.
     
  17. Papa Het

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    I think so
     
  18. Rodzilla

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    yes i feel short changed both in height and penis length, i might move to japan or china so i can compete ffs

    but sometimes being short is better, like mark webber was disadvantaged in formula 1 and messi/maradona have great control of the ball maybe because they are nimble, also if women reject you because you are short then at least you dont have to deal with heightist women
     
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    Kiss what ?
     
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  20. Bob dog

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    I don't think short people really get discriminated against because of it, I think most stand up jobs should have stools anyway, eg bar staff and Woolworths, why make people stand?
     

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