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Hacky McAxe

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When I ordered the beer and the lady said, "$13", the drunk guy next to me said, "$13 dollars? Did he buy a fucking six pack?"

Then some old guy said, "a six pack? When I was young that would get you a case of nimptys"

The other guy said, "24 nimptys? Damn. I thought that would get you 20 hamptens at best"

It was at this stage that I slowly backed away.
 

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I read the book about the guy who inspired the Tom Hanks movie. He was an Iranian fellow who lived at Charles de Gaulle airport for like 20 years.

Even if I was at Changi, I think I'd run out of things to do after about 24 hours.
Yeah he was a weird one thats for sure
 

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Oddly enough, yes I did. And to answer your question. No. No it doesn't.
Many years ago, Bangkok airport had a hair salon that did "extras", kind of like having pokies at Las Vegas airport.
 

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Can you bring me back a can of nacho cheese i need to try this once
 

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Kill time by finding some nice fast internet and having an Air Crash Investigations or Border Security International marathon.
 

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Can you bring me back a can of nacho cheese i need to try this once
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? It's 100% fake chemical shit but it's the fucking best. Warm it up and dip away.
 

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If you see Dexter St. Jock there make sure you have a chat with him. All he wants to do is talk...
 

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Apparently it's illegal in Australia? This importer reckons he's not allowed to bring it in. Same as one of those cheetos chips or something. Has an ingredient that's banned here.
 

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Awesome brother, great place to be stuck for 6 hours. That wasn't there last time we went.

@K E @Shanked would love it too!
been there 3 yrs ago and ave a stop oer there between colorado springs and new orleans next week (only like an hr and a half so won't be able to stop in)
 
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