Dear Kennelers

[Lady Emerald]

Did you say steak?

 

[OTTO]

Hello there ...

 

[Indiandog]

Welcome!

 

[Indiandog]

Just letting you know I only date supermodels .

 

[Lady Emerald]

Thank you for the welcomes.

Indiandog, how is it you're not married yet?

 

[K E]

Mrs., I have a question for you; ever seen a man say "goodbye" to a shoe?

 

[Chicharito]

Welcome.

 

[Lady Emerald]

K E I have an answer..

Yes, once

 

[Indiandog]

Thank you for the welcomes.

Indiandog, how is it you're not married yet?

Happily married to A woman.... :arab:

Thanks.

 

[Lady Emerald]

Happily married to A woman.... :arab:

Thanks.

Is she a supermodel?

 

[Lady Emerald]

Mrs., I have a question for you; ever seen a man say "goodbye" to a shoe?

And also here's one for the road,

Scorpio: You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you.

 

[Indiandog]

Is she a supermodel?

I only date supermodels.... I dont marry them.:devil:

I mean I could If I wanted to..lol

 

[Mr Invisible]

Fake, False, Lies . ALL lies..

There are only two types of people on the internet:
1. Men
2. Men who pretend to be females

The whole "I'm a girl on the internet" thing is a fallacy.

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:lol: ... only joking Mrs... Welcome to The Kennel ... you've joined in the quiet / silly season, but this place really springs to life come game time.

On behalf of myself and fellow mods... welcome "home"

BTW Mods are easy to spot, as our usernames are either bright blue, or green. Admins (site owners) are red. Any questions feel free to drop one of us a line and we'll help you out

 

[Sauce Head]

Well this escalated quickly.

All this talk about cutlery makes me feel like a steak.

"I see you've played knifey spooney before then". (See what I did there?)

 

[Indiandog]

False, False, Lies . ALL lies..

There are only two types of people on the internet:
1. Men
2. Men who pretend to be females

The whole "I'm a girl on the internet" thing is a fallacy.

................

:lol: ... only joking Mrs... Welcome to The Kennel ... you've joined in the quiet / silly season, but this place really springs to life come game time.

On behalf of myself and fellow mods... welcome "home"

BTW Mods are easy to spot, as our usernames are either bright blue, or green. Admins (site owners) are red. Any questions feel free to drop one of us a line and we'll help you out

I am really sus about the accounts where no mod welcomes the new member.

I am glad u did mr.I that means mrs Is a legit mrs.

 

[Lady Emerald]

Fake, False, Lies . ALL lies..

There are only two types of people on the internet:
1. Men
2. Men who pretend to be females

The whole "I'm a girl on the internet" thing is a fallacy.

................

:lol: ... only joking Mrs... Welcome to The Kennel ... you've joined in the quiet / silly season, but this place really springs to life come game time.

On behalf of myself and fellow mods... welcome "home"

BTW Mods are easy to spot, as our usernames are either bright blue, or green. Admins (site owners) are red. Any questions feel free to drop one of us a line and we'll help you out

Thanks for blowing my cover, I was hoping no one would notice

"Home" that sounds about right

Thanks buddy appreciate the warm welcome

"I see you've played knifey spooney before then". (See what I did there?)

"I'll just have a cup of coffee"
"beer it is"

I am really sus about the accounts where no mod welcomes the new member.

I am glad u did mr.I that means mrs Is a legit mrs.

Last time I checked I believed I was a legitimate Mrs. (least that's what my husband said lol).

 

[Nano]

Also watch out for Moe if he still around, he is a master in "flopping it out" so yeah be careful haha

 

[Lady Emerald]

Also watch out for Moe if he still around, he is a master in "flopping it out" so yeah be careful haha

Does he also have a habit of screaming "tits out for the boys?" when trying to attract the opposite sex? Lol

 

[Nano]

Does he also have a habit of screaming "tits out for the boys?" when trying to attract the opposite sex? Lol

I wouldn't know but I doubt it, ask some of the veteran members around here I only joined last year lol

I tried to use the worse pick up line once, it went horrible but was worth it since I was with mates lol "Shu baby, I gotta big zub *raises eye brows a few times*" **** me that was funny but pretty rude on my end.

 

[Mr Invisible]

I am really sus about the accounts where no mod welcomes the new member.

I am glad u did mr.I that means mrs Is a legit mrs.

hahah nah it's just if I welcomed every new member personally I'd never get anything else done around here.

We've had about 90+ new members sign up since the start of October though not all are upfront (or daring enough) to open a thread saying hi