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The Centre for Rubbish Threads Control (CRTC) has issued a public health warning: If you consume too much content containing the words ‘Namaste, Fam’, these symptoms are likely to quickly develop:
The CRTC also advises that the only known cure is prevention: lockdowns, vaccines and masks are not known to be effective against this new public health menace. Ivermectin certainly does not help either (though it may cause other illnesses known to be less painful than Namaste Syndrome). Whilst initial studies showing eye masks and noise cancelling headphones are showing promise in the fight to develop an antidote to Namaste Syndrome, the immediate recommended steps are simply to avoid infected threads. #GoodLuck
The CRTC also advises that the only known cure is prevention: lockdowns, vaccines and masks are not known to be effective against this new public health menace. Ivermectin certainly does not help either (though it may cause other illnesses known to be less painful than Namaste Syndrome). Whilst initial studies showing eye masks and noise cancelling headphones are showing promise in the fight to develop an antidote to Namaste Syndrome, the immediate recommended steps are simply to avoid infected threads. #GoodLuck