COVID-19 - Thread

[N4TE]

Slats was comfortably Tweeting from The Maldives. Must be tough…

Yep should have just stayed out of it and enjoyed swimming with the turtles. But isn’t that a lesson we all wish we had learnt in our lives at one point or another..

 

[likeadoggy]

Which is lol?

which is that the handling,reporting on,response to,inconsistencies around,anomalies and wildly differing information surrounding covid is borderline insane and that if you blindly follow the narrative being marketed to you then you’ve shown how easily accessible you are.

 

[south of heaven]

which is that the handling,reporting on,response to,inconsistencies around,anomalies and wildly differing information surrounding covid is borderline insane and that if you blindly follow the narrative being marketed to you then you’ve shown how easily accessible you are.

Accessible for what exactly?

 

[N4TE]

Accessible for what exactly?

These guys don’t get that Bill Gates could not give a shitting shit if you are alive or not. Life is too complicated to start putting in master plans to one day control everyone so they buy more Tesla’s and the Government are just a bunch of former Conveyancing solicitors that are looking to get through a term or two to get that job on the board at BHP. There are no geniuses here or no people capable of pulling off a conspiracy theory.

 

[south of heaven]

These guys don’t get that Bill Gates could not give a shitting shit if you are alive or not. Life is too complicated to start putting in master plans to one day control everyone so they buy more Tesla’s and the Government are just a bunch of former Conveyancing solicitors that are looking to get through a term or two to get that job on the board at BHP. There are no geniuses here or no people capable of pulling off a conspiracy theory.

The government can't even pull off a fast train between Sydney and Newcastle, what do these people think is going on,and why are they so cryptic? If you had information on wrong doings why wouldn't you want to share it? Instead of " do your own research " imagine if a dr acted like a vegan or conspiracy nut.
Hey doc I got a call there's about some abnormalities on a scan and was told to see you
What's wrong.
Dr well there's something wrong but do your own Reaseach, " but doc am I going to die"
Well that depends if you believe the medias agenda follows the paper trail"
Doc what the fuck is wrong you?
There's nothing wrong with me its you
" im fucking aware doc so tell me"
Dr " dont be a sheep do your own research we know what the truth is"

 

[CaptainJackson]

Pfizer jab open to anyone in 40-49 age group as NSW mass vaccination hub opens

NSW residents aged 40 to 49 can now register to receive a Pfizer vaccine at the new Sydney vaccine hub when excess doses become available.

www.abc.net.au

Those in their 40s can register for excess Pfizer vaccines

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Pfizer jab open to anyone in 40-49 age group as NSW mass vaccination hub opens

NSW residents aged 40 to 49 can now register to receive a Pfizer vaccine at the new Sydney vaccine hub when excess doses become available.

www.abc.net.au

Those in their 40s can register for excess Pfizer vaccines

Me: "That would be right. Give it to the old people but forget about the rest of us.... wait a minute. I'm 40 now... shit"

 

[Mr 95%]

Again no local transmissions..testing ok.. Stay Vigilant!

NSW Health..

Despite extensive investigations to date NSW Health has not identified how the initial case was exposed to COVID-19. He may have acquired the infection through brief contact with a currently unidentified person who was infectious in the community, & investigations are continuing.

 

[likeadoggy]

The government can't even pull off a fast train between Sydney and Newcastle, what do these people think is going on,and why are they so cryptic? If you had information on wrong doings why wouldn't you want to share it? Instead of " do your own research " imagine if a dr acted like a vegan or conspiracy nut.
Hey doc I got a call there's about some abnormalities on a scan and was told to see you
What's wrong.
Dr well there's something wrong but do your own Reaseach, " but doc am I going to die"
Well that depends if you believe the medias agenda follows the paper trail"
Doc what the fuck is wrong you?
There's nothing wrong with me its you
" im fucking aware doc so tell me"
Dr " dont be a sheep do your own research we know what the truth is"

the government can’t even pull off a fast train between Sydney and Newcastle and yet you hang off their every word like you need a good drenching.

The irony is something to behold...

There are also plenty of doctors willing to tell you,you’re probably speaking to the wrong one. Unsurprisingly.

 

[CaptainJackson]

 

[likeadoggy]

Again no local transmissions..testing ok.. Stay Vigilant!




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NSW Health..

Despite extensive investigations to date NSW Health has not identified how the initial case was exposed to COVID-19. He may have acquired the infection through brief contact with a currently unidentified person who was infectious in the community, & investigations are continuing.

maybe a reptilian came up from under the ground and infected him before making a smooth getaway

 

[south of heaven]

the government can’t even pull off a fast train between Sydney and Newcastle and yet you hang off their every word like you need a good drenching.

The irony is something to behold...

There are also plenty of doctors willing to tell you,you’re probably speaking to the wrong one. Unsurprisingly.

What every word am I hanging off?

 

[Mr 95%]

maybe a reptilian came up from under the ground and infected him before making a smooth getaway

This guy.. Killer Croc?

 

[likeadoggy]

This guy.. Killer Croc?

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haha fits the description..where did you get this?

 

[Natboy]

I'm constantly craving pizza. Pickles. Icecream. Severe mood swings. Throwing up ... in the mornings. Horny as fuck on second, disgusted by everthing the second. Gotta pee all the time.

What were the symptoms after the vaccination?

 

[south of heaven]

Pfizer jab open to anyone in 40-49 age group as NSW mass vaccination hub opens

NSW residents aged 40 to 49 can now register to receive a Pfizer vaccine at the new Sydney vaccine hub when excess doses become available.

www.abc.net.au

Those in their 40s can register for excess Pfizer vaccines

I'll sign up if I drop dead a @likeadoggy and @AlzzBulldog you're welcome at my funeral there will be bunnings snags and Hawaiian shirts

 

[CaptainJackson]

I'll sign up if I drop dead a @likeadoggy and @AlzzBulldog you're welcome at my funeral there will be bunnings snags and Hawaiian shirts

Bill gates has signed a deal with bunnings to put edible microchips in snags.

 

[south of heaven]

Bill gates has signed a deal with bunnings to put edible microchips in snags.

Do your reaseach it was in Scott baio buns, off topic but I had the best pork vietnamese roll today, I had 1 and then ordered another then hugged the chef in near tears as I was leaving ,the simple things in life I guess

 

[likeadoggy]

I'll sign up if I drop dead a @likeadoggy and @AlzzBulldog you're welcome at my funeral there will be bunnings snags and Hawaiian shirts

and clowns

 

[south of heaven]

and clowns

Well that's why your welcome.