Cotric interview

[Shire Dog]

That oven looks amazing.

Yeah looks like a SMEG
You just can’t beat a top quality cooking device.

 

[DinkumDog]

Thanks for passing that information on,I was totally unaware of the situation regarding media promotions.
To be honest I’m surprised our club management don’t see the value in presenting a
better product.
I can’t believe they didn’t take up your offer to assist,why doesn’t the footy leadership ask our friendly leagues club for some money to bring us up to speed .
A good advertisement campaign is essential these days.

Let’s just say I haven’t given up .
But coming at it from a different angle now.
You’re right, the content needs polish - and they need to be aware of not alienating the instant gratification generation, who one day will have more influence over where they place their money...

 

[PoundHounds]

That was standard Zap line of questioning we’ve come to expect

Yeah feel for Nick!
Alternate answers:
"Mate I've been here for 5 gimme a chance to find a locker"
"Where do I park in Belmore bro?"
"What happens if the train runs over a ball...is it my fault if it derails?"

 

[DinkumDog]

Yeah looks like a SMEG
You just can’t beat a top quality cooking device.

Close mate - BOSCH.
Can’t beat that German engineering .

 

[Snake]

If your too time poor to watch the video. Key take hone message. Cotrics favourite colour is blue

 

[Snake]

Would have been nice to know what position he wants to play next year

 

[Letstrot]

Close mate - BOSCH.
Can’t beat that German engineering .

Nothing comes close to Gaggenau

 

[DinkumDog]

Nothing comes close to Gaggenau

The Krauts strike again.
Cook often do you Josh? .

 

[Letstrot]

The Krauts strike again.
Cook often do you Josh? .

Love me bush tucker and I've been hooked on the Turkish cuisine thanks to Melbourne

 

[maroondog72]

Faaaarrrrrkkkkk
Noice

 

[Bulldogz82]

A weapon who also has footy IQ....that's marriage material lol

 

[Bulldogz82]

Turner only played for a short time with us yet has been kept on for years doing that job, I’m not sure why.

I get the questions can’t be too complicated but the questions and responses are so predictable just like post match interviews these days.

I don't think anyone knows he works at the club lol, he probably sneaks in and sneaks out everyday. that's only logic reason for him still presenting these depressing interviews

 

[Bulldogz82]

Would have been nice to know what position he wants to play next year

That probably would of been the answer every player gives...."wherever the team needs me to play" most of these interviews are rubbish, it's like the club tells them what there answer must be....it's all the same shit

 

[DinkumDog]

hooked on the Turkish cuisine

Ah, so that's why you're staying and trying to get out of the Tigers agreement - no great Turkish food in Concord. Sign with the Dogs and after training you can duck up to Auburn and scratch your cuisine itch .

 

[Heckler]

Danika or not Danika? That is the Question!

 

[Letstrot]

Ah, so that's why you're staying and trying to get out of the Tigers agreement - no great Turkish food in Concord.
Sign with the Dogs and after training you can duck up to Auburn and that should scratch your cuisine itch .

My butler Özgür is Turkish and no-one can smash up a Kusleme like Özgür

 

[NPC83]

Pretty sure he's A excited to be here and B can't wait to rip in with the boys.

What gave you that idea mate? Maybe you are reading into things too far.

 

[DinkumDog]

My butler Özgür is Turkish and no-one can smash up a Kusleme like Özgür

You’ve got it made then no matter where you sign. Good luck Josh .

 

[GoTheDoggies]

Turner is a bit rusty to be fair, he has had fuck all signings to interview in the Pay era and Hustler era.

Mr Facilities will be at his best soon.

 

[FaceBreaker]

I think this is a dud signing.

We should have saved the money and targetted a fullback.