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A BULLDOGS supporter wearing a Cronulla Sharks jersey has been charged with terrorism offences after throwing what is believed to be a potentially unexploded stick of dynamite on the field during a gambling match last night.
The incident occurred while a Roosters player was lining up a kick for conversion. The BULLDOGS supporter who cannot be named otherwise we'll get our arses sued off allegedly yelled "Allah Akbar" before hurling said unexploded missile.
Todd Greenberg issued the following statement. "a projectile he threw, oi. Those things cost money. Beautiful, beautiful money. We will fine the BULLDOGS an additional 7.9 trillion dollars as we believe that's a fair amount of beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, stunning money. Look at it, so sexy. Look how the sunlight beams off of it. So beautiful."
Peter Beattie also released a statement. "I am very disappointed in the Canterbury-Bowral Wildcats. They are bringing this great game of table tennis into disrepute. What day is it today, is it Septober?"
Todd Greenberg and Peter Beattie weren't the only ones who commented on this situation, others on social media, yes random people on social media are used as quotes because that's what journalism has come to these days, said the following;
@PeterPerfectwithagayflagorcountriesflagthatjusthadaterroristattackbecauseeveryoneelseisdoingit said: kick @dem outta of #da komp. _/-*nrl=:'_
@RealHelenLovejoy: I just don't #understand why no one is /thinking of the _children? #LGBTHSHFJSIDBSGDIFHEBXBDJDOABFHSIAOFBBHJOLLHSSUXINSHLivesMatter
World leaders were also quick to condemn the actions of the BULLDOGS supporter.
Justin Trudeau said "this is a sad day for the world, eh. This is a disgrace to peoplekind" Angela Merkel was quoted as saying "BULLDOGS supporters need to be more peaceful like us Germans. You cannot allow your history to define who you are. Schnell."
Al Qaeda leader Ali Abu Worksat Seven Eleven stated "we are totally disgusted by the actions of these BULLDOGS supporters. First they act in a haram way and drink alcohol and now this. There's no stopping these guys!"
Andrew Hill was reached out for comment but is believed to be too busy bending over for Todd Greenberg.
More to come.... (in more ways than one)
A BULLDOGS supporter wearing a Cronulla Sharks jersey has been charged with terrorism offences after throwing what is believed to be a potentially unexploded stick of dynamite on the field during a gambling match last night.
The incident occurred while a Roosters player was lining up a kick for conversion. The BULLDOGS supporter who cannot be named otherwise we'll get our arses sued off allegedly yelled "Allah Akbar" before hurling said unexploded missile.
Todd Greenberg issued the following statement. "a projectile he threw, oi. Those things cost money. Beautiful, beautiful money. We will fine the BULLDOGS an additional 7.9 trillion dollars as we believe that's a fair amount of beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, stunning money. Look at it, so sexy. Look how the sunlight beams off of it. So beautiful."
Peter Beattie also released a statement. "I am very disappointed in the Canterbury-Bowral Wildcats. They are bringing this great game of table tennis into disrepute. What day is it today, is it Septober?"
Todd Greenberg and Peter Beattie weren't the only ones who commented on this situation, others on social media, yes random people on social media are used as quotes because that's what journalism has come to these days, said the following;
@PeterPerfectwithagayflagorcountriesflagthatjusthadaterroristattackbecauseeveryoneelseisdoingit said: kick @dem outta of #da komp. _/-*nrl=:'_
@RealHelenLovejoy: I just don't #understand why no one is /thinking of the _children? #LGBTHSHFJSIDBSGDIFHEBXBDJDOABFHSIAOFBBHJOLLHSSUXINSHLivesMatter
World leaders were also quick to condemn the actions of the BULLDOGS supporter.
Justin Trudeau said "this is a sad day for the world, eh. This is a disgrace to peoplekind" Angela Merkel was quoted as saying "BULLDOGS supporters need to be more peaceful like us Germans. You cannot allow your history to define who you are. Schnell."
Al Qaeda leader Ali Abu Worksat Seven Eleven stated "we are totally disgusted by the actions of these BULLDOGS supporters. First they act in a haram way and drink alcohol and now this. There's no stopping these guys!"
Andrew Hill was reached out for comment but is believed to be too busy bending over for Todd Greenberg.
More to come.... (in more ways than one)
