Break-a-Wish Game

[Rodzilla]

Granted... I give you an african vagina, she wont feel a thing

no, i ordered a 10 inch penis, so i can choose which vagina i want

i think the main problem with having a big penis like that is i will want to show it off constantly and then get jailed for flashing in a public mall

 

[Noeasyday]

no, i ordered a 10 inch penis, so i can choose which vagina i want

i think the main problem with having a big penis like that is i will want to show it off constantly and then get jailed for flashing in a public mall

Granted, you now have a pigs penis.

 

[Wahesh]

I wish for the worlds worst car with everything wrong with it.

 

[Wahesh]

I wish for the worlds worst car with everything wrong with it.

I'll break my own wish. Granted, but the car is fully restored and in perfect working order.

I wish for a new laptop.

 

[N4TE]

I'll break my own wish. Granted, but the car is fully restored and in perfect working order.

I wish for a new laptop.

Granted but you have to let your missus look through the deleted history of your old one..

I want to own the Denver Broncos..

 

[Wahesh]

Granted but you have to let your missus look through the deleted history of your old one..

I want to own the Denver Broncos..

Granted, however they are relocated to Wuhan.

I wish to own a Lambo.

 

[N4TE]

Granted, however they are relocated to Wuhan.

I wish to own a Lambo.

Granted but it has to be parked when you are not using it in Mt Druitt.

I want to grow the CFL Chinese Football League in China with my new franchise the Wuhan Broncos and become a billionaire but I want to rename my franchise the Wuhan Bats

#gobatsgo

 

[Wahesh]

Granted but it has to be parked when you are not using it in Mt Druitt.

I want to grow the CFL Chinese Football League in China with my new franchise the Wuhan Broncos and become a billionaire but I want to rename my franchise the Wuhan Bats

#gobatsgo

Granted, however the bats are not the covid-transmittable bats. They are your normal blood-sucking parasites.

I want the Uno app to stop crashing on my iPhone.

 

[N4TE]

Granted, however the bats are not the covid-transmittable bats. They are your normal blood-sucking parasites.

I want the Uno app to stop crashing on my iPhone.

Granted takes phone throws it in the pool..

I want to invest my now CFL billions in Bitcoin..

 

[Wahesh]

Granted takes phone throws it in the pool..

I want to invest my now CFL billions in Bitcoin..

Granted... and bitcoin has now flopped. You are bankrupt.

I wish it would snow in Sydney around Christmas time.

 

[Greenmachine121]

I'll start...

I wish for a 2 story, full brick house on the beach.

No problem , its built on Normandy Beach in 1944 , 6th of June completion haha

 

[Greenmachine121]

Granted... and bitcoin has now flopped. You are bankrupt.

I wish it would snow in Sydney around Christmas time.

Granted , except that it snows for 6 weeks straight and your forced to eat pet food as you cant get to the shops

I wish the lord would take me haha

 

[Wahesh]

Granted , except that it snows for 6 weeks straight and your forced to eat pet food as you cant get to the shops

I wish the lord would take me haha

Granted, however after being assessed the good Lord has decided it’s not your time yet and had rejected you.

I wish that all cockroaches would be eradicated off the face of the planet.

 

[DinkumDog]

I wish that all cockroaches would be eradicated off the face of the planet.

But doesn’t that mean Queensland wins every Origin series?? I couldn’t grant that....

 

[Wahesh]

But doesn’t that mean Queensland wins every Origin series?? I couldn’t grant that....

Fine. I wish every cane toad would die after eating every roach. The means bugs, not Rugby League related

 

[Grunthos]

I'll start...

I wish for a 2 story, full brick house on the beach.

Granted! You will have a beautiful 2 story home with all the mod-cons at Noosa beach!


(But it's below the high tide mark.)

 

[Wahesh]

Granted! You will have a beautiful 2 story home with all the mod-cons at Noosa beach!


(But it's below the high tide mark.)

Thank you. Now you whom granted the most recent wish ask for your own wish... what's your wish @Grunthos?

 

[Grunthos]

Thank you. Now you whom granted the most recent wish ask for your own wish... what's your wish @Grunthos?

I want the Bulldogs to win the next 3 first grade grand finals and me to be alive and well to see it...

(I dare you to break that wish!)

 

[Wahesh]

I want the Bulldogs to win the next 3 first grade grand finals and me to be alive and well to see it...

(I dare you to break that wish!)

Granted. You get pissed after every game and wake up in bed next to Raelene Castle the following morning with a massive hangover.

I wish Dinosaurs still roamed the Earth only eating putrid scumbags and lefties.

 

[Grunthos]

Granted. You get pissed after every game and wake up in bed next to Raelene Castle the following morning with a massive hangover.

I wish Dinosaurs still roamed the Earth only eating putrid scumbags and lefties.

Ok, I'll take one for the team but she has to wear a bag over her head!