Hi all,
Again, with so many mindless non footy threads going around this time of year, I was wondering if the Kennel was ready for a book thread (yes, those things made of paper with words on 'em).
I've been reading a bit more lately and was happy to share some critiques if others are interested in sharing same.
"Australian Wildlife, the Shocking truth!"
Introduction
I shall be blunt and get immediately to the point!
For too many years successive Australian Governments have wilfully and consistently conspired to deceive the world by covering up the true, vile nature of much of Australia’s flora and fauna!
Yes, we have always freely admitted to having a few of Mother Nature’s greatest villains in our midst; the ferocious Great White Shark, the deadly Salt Water Crocodile, the venomous Taipan and Box Jellyfish just to name a few. However, over the years, consecutive governments have never dared come clean to the full extent of the terrors that swarm and thrive among us for fear of frightening away potential migrants and capital investment.
The seemingly sweet and cuddly marsupials, our garrulous and colourful bird life, the strange and exotic Monotremes, reptiles, plant life and insectoid residents of our great southern land have all received many a plaudit from all corners of the globe; But ever before has the deceitful veil of secrecy been lifted as to their true violent and lude natures until today; for we are not only a land of wonders, but of monsters as well!
Despite our stoic good humour we are a nation besieged; for almost every living thing in our great brown land is aggressive toward us!
The simple truth is this, much of Australian wildlife’s feeding and breeding habits are not only unique to our continent, but often totally hostile to human kind in every way. Although many might look sweet and innocent, most Australian beasts are carnivorous by nature and vicious by choice! Whether it grows, swims, flies, crawls, slithers, hops or glides etc; it will either kill you, kill you then eat you, “violate” you, kill you then eat you or just settle for laying its eggs in your brain!
Now, for the first time ever this despicable cover up will be exposed, the whistle blown and the shocking TRUTH finally revealed!
Be it known that Australian Parks, Wildlife Service’s and Tourism Australia have not approved this book…
From Boolarong Press,
Robert Greenberg Everything in Australia will kill you! Whether it grows, swims, flies, crawls, slithers, hops or glides etc; it will either kill you, kill you then eat you, "violate" you or just settle for laying its eggs in your brain! LOOK INSIDE
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