Best Line in Cinematic History?

[Rodzilla]

lets figure out what is the best one liners ever to be delivered on film tbh

i reserve the right to come up with something better, but for now ill put this forward

[video=youtube;kC5Em4BIn-U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC5Em4BIn-U[/video]

 

[Boxer]

Are you talking to me

 

[Nate DAWG]

"Chinese girls do not come with green eyes" - big trouble in little china.

"Don't think, feeeeeeel" Bruce lee as he slaps the head of a student in Enter the Dragon

 

[Ecca]

What's the matter colonel Sanders, chicken? - Spaceballs

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Dracula dead and loving it:

Van Helsing: Yah, it means "the Impaler". He used to inflict unspeakable tortures on the peasants. Cutting off their hands and feet, gouging out their eyes, and then impaling them on iron spikes.

Dracula: They had it coming!

 

[blah]

"No one makes me bleed my own blood" White Goodman Dodgeball

There's about 200 quotes I can put from him

 

[Mr 95%]

They

'I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass..and I'm all outta bubblegum'

 

[south of heaven]

Joe pesci :"get this through your head you jew mother fukker you "

Joe pesci " you mother fukker you "
Joe pesci " how the fukk am I funny "

Johhny cruch , ford fairlane .
: If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.

Johhny crunch
Oh-fukking-shit-my-Christ-I'm- dying!
Ford fairlane
Excuse me, did I hear the f-word out of you? You say "fukk" again and I'll bang you right to fukk. Now get the fukk out of here.

 

[south of heaven]

Gunnery sergeant hartman :full metal jacket.
*I bet you're the kind of guy that would fukk a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

*Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

*Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.

I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

 

[south of heaven]

The exorcist.
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime



Do you know what she did, your kunting daughter?


Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfukking worthless cocksucker.

Let Jesus fukk you, let Jesus fukk you. Let him fukk you.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Major Payne:

Kid - "The boogey man's in my closet"

*Major Payne unloads a full clip into the closet door*

Major Payne - "If he in there, he ain't happy"

 

[south of heaven]

Major Payne:

Kid - "The boogey man's in my closet"

*Major Payne unloads a full clip into the closet door*

Major Payne - "If he in there, he ain't happy"

I fukking love major pain.
didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM

You hold it or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground!

*I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy?

 

[Rodzilla]

Nothing to Lose was excellent as well



T. Paul: There's a spider on your head.

Nick Beam: What?

T. Paul: There's a spider on yo head.

Nick Beam: Look, I'm sorry, I'm not up on all this jive talkin', home boy lingo, what's that supposed to mean? "There's a spider on your head"?

T. Paul: It means there's a spider on your mother****in' head, man!

Nick Beam: Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

T. Paul: I ain't touchin' that shit!

[video=youtube;V1_cKGWyDAY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1_cKGWyDAY[/video]

 

[south of heaven]

Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.

Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that! Love me long time or something?

Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nice guy! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!

My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style."

Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man.

Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfukker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!

 

[Nano]

Anything Arny says!

 

[Indiandog]

"Why do the Decepticons always get the good shit!" Seargent Epps - Transformers: Dark side of the moon

[video=youtube;h0fJ2NvzcDc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0fJ2NvzcDc[/video]

 

[Mr Invisible]

[video=youtube;siCNdfH9U40]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCNdfH9U40[/video]

Gets me EVERY time!!

 

[Indiandog]

Borat " She is my sister,no.4 prostitute in all Kazakhstan..NICE!"

[video=youtube;K6hEvfLfTRc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6hEvfLfTRc[/video]

 

[Boxer]

Borat " She is my sister,no.4 prostitute in all Kazakhstan..NICE!"

[video=youtube;K6hEvfLfTRc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6hEvfLfTRc[/video]

Can't stand that prick don't find him funny

 

[Nate DAWG]

Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.

Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that! Love me long time or something?

Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nice guy! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!

My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style."

Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man.

Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfukker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!

Lol

Awesome movie