Aussie talk (slang)

[DinkumDog]

Happier than a fat boy in a cupcake shop.

Speaking of fatties:

‘Full as a fat lady’s sock’
‘More chins than the Chinese phone book’

 

[Alan79]

Going off like a frog in a sock.

 

[Mr 95%]

Sign on Town Hall Station. Australia Sux.
Underneath in scribble.New Zealand Nil.

Brilliant..just brilliant!! Bahahaha

 

[Mr 95%]

As toey as a dog on heat..

 

[Mr 95%]

Mate if I wanna hear what you’ve got to say I’ll pull the toilet chain...

 

[Wahesh]

"She's got an arse like the Bulli Pass"

 

[south of heaven]

Piss flaps bigger than mudgee mailbags

 

[south of heaven]

As toey as a dog on heat..

I got a hard on that could crack a pitbulls jaw

 

[MatstaDogg]

I got a hard on that could crack a pitbulls jaw

I got a hard on so stiff a cat could climb it.

 

[Mr 95%]

I got a hard on that could crack a pitbulls jaw

That’s great Southy!! Bahahaha

 

[Mr 95%]

I got a hard on so stiff a cat could climb it.

Bahahaha..

 

[The DoggFather]

Sticks like shit on a blanket.

 

[N4TE]

Neck up ya parrot..

Head like a deep sea racing prawn..

Get that up ya

Built like a brick shithouse

Carrying on like a two bob watch..

Got Sand in your Vagina

 

[The DoggFather]

She is a prawn, cut the head off and eat the rest.

 

[086]

Butter-face

 

[The DoggFather]

Butter-face

Nice body, but her face.....

 

[86Gtown]

Not here for a

You're a load that should've ended up on yo mumma's face!

Should have been wiped on the curtains

 

[Wahesh]

Ok I gotta give a shout-out to @liljohny here for this classic:

Some of you blokes on here need to take some time out and hit a few bars, enjoy yourselves and hopefully jag yourselves a root.

 

[liljohny]

Ok I gotta give a shout-out to @liljohny here for this classic:

Cheers cobber

 

[CroydonDog]

Nice body, but her face.....

We used to call them PBJ - Paper Bag Job.