LOL. I'll tell you a true story. A mate of mine back in the good old 70's had a grandfather who lived in Cooma. There was a convent up the road and one of the nun's used to walk past the house everyday. He had an old parrot who lived on the porch, which never made a sound, until he saw the nun. The parrot would then start screaming four letteries at the poor nun every time she walked past the front of the house. He told me they ended up having to shoot the bird, it was so bad. Pity they didn't have YouTube back then!!
