Assassin's Update Thread [Restricted - R18+]

[Mr Invisible]

If the entire family was unwell they'd all be sick kuntz!!!

 

[The DoggFather]

If the entire family was unwell they'd all be sick kuntz!!!

If they all had mental issues they would be mad *****

 

[Mr 95%]

I actually knew a lady who's surname was Kuntz.. I called her Mrs Koontz..but everyone knew they were still a family of Kuntz!

 

[coach]

I actually knew a lady who's surname was Kuntz.. I called her Mrs Koontz..but everyone knew they were still a family of Kuntz!

Dang

 

[The DoggFather]

I actually knew a lady who's surname was Kuntz.. I called her Mrs Koontz..but everyone knew they were still a family of Kuntz!

Was she a ****?

 

[Mr Invisible]

Pretty sure I just found someones dream girl here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8ktP-o_ffM

Might be not safe for work.. chick in lingerie

 

[The DoggFather]

How the fuk did you find this shit? Lol

 

[south of heaven]

If the entire family was unwell they'd all be sick kuntz!!!

If they all had mental issues they would be mad *****

If they were fishermen the would be stinky kuntz

If the worked at a sewer treatment facility they would be
SHIT KUNTZ

 

[Mr 95%]

Was she a ****?

No..but she and her family were dirty Kuntz!!

 

[Mr 95%]

Pretty sure I just found someones dream girl here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8ktP-o_ffM

Might be not safe for work.. chick in lingerie

I bet she left some damage in her undies..no wonder she wore black..

 

[The DoggFather]

If they were fishermen the would be stinky kuntz

If the worked at a sewer treatment facility they would be
SHIT KUNTZ

If they were uneducated they would be dumb *****

 

[south of heaven]

If they were uneducated they would be dumb *****

And if they were deros they would be called souffs supporters

 

[The DoggFather]

And if they were deros they would be called souffs supporters

Bahahahahaa

 

[Mr Invisible]

How the fuk did you find this shit? Lol

Combination of LiveLeak and Youtube. Started off searching for Farts (was trying to find the Lenny Henry "don't make a sound" skits to post on a friends Facebook wall), and went downhill from there. Doesn't take long to hit "that f'd up area of Youtube/Liveleak" these days.

Found an even more f**ked up one last night (but wasn't sure if it was 100% legit). Was some chick walking around in undies and a shirt, with a blokes face gladwrapped to her arse cheeks, whilst she kept farting in his face.

But I was way too like "WTF" to post that one.

Suffice to say, some people in this world are completely and utterly f**ked in the head. LOL

 

[The DoggFather]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore lol

 

[Mr Invisible]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore lol

Thing is, if a porno movie producer stumbles across the Fifty Shades of Grey - Kennel Style thread, there's enough ideas there to keep the porn industry going for the next 20 years I reckon.

 

[south of heaven]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore lol

Well dont Google Brazilian fart porn its real and once viewed it will never leave you , thanks a lot south park

 

[dogluva]

And if they were deros they would be called souffs supporters

Seems logical.Lol.

 

[Mr 95%]

Well dont Google Brazilian fart porn its real and once viewed it will never leave you , thanks a lot south park

I just checked this out..it stunk! Seriously though.. I will never be the same again..I feel soooo dirty...

 

[south of heaven]

I just checked this out..it stunk! Seriously though.. I will never be the same again..I feel soooo dirty...

Yeah dude its ****ed lol its even to much for old s.o.h