Assassin's Update Thread [Restricted - R18+]

[south of heaven]

I stole 2 valiums off my monster in law and i was awake for 3 days straight lol

Ive only had a 1/4 of 1 in my life and the gave me 2 lol Im trying to hit the mrs up for 1 to see what its like when im out of it ha ha
They flicked the shit out of my eye

 

[Mr Invisible]

This prick is a professor so he takes longer lol

Bit of an update on me...

Happy with my weight loss, gotta keep it up.

Plus my heart hasn't deteriorated much within the last month which is a small victory

Worth the wait, and some very good news

Can't be far now from your new svetle look??

 

[The DoggFather]

Worth the wait, and some very good news

Can't be far now from your new svetle look??

Well they won't talk to you about transplants if your bmi is 35 and above. My bmi as of this morning was 34.9 so I'm on to the next step thank God.

 

[south of heaven]

Didn't Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez die in a car crash?

Yes she was chasing waterfalls

 

[Boxer]

Well they won't talk to you about transplants if your bmi is 35 and above. My bmi as of this morning was 34.9 so I'm on to the next step thank God.

I don't believe this BMI it's not accurate it doesn't take in account your bones or muscle mass

 

[The DoggFather]

I don't believe this BMI it's not accurate it doesn't take in account your bones or muscle mass

I said the same thing to him, i have really dense bones and I used to have a lot of muscle before i started losing it.

I've been slowly getting some muscle mass back but losing inches on my waist but it comes down to bmi sadly.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Well they won't talk to you about transplants if your bmi is 35 and above. My bmi as of this morning was 34.9 so I'm on to the next step thank God.

Should be BFP Body Fat Percentage that they are using to base it on.

Either way

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - BMI 34.9

Next Level - ???

 

[south of heaven]

I said the same thing to him, i have really dense bones and I used to have a lot of muscle before i started losing it. I've been slowly getting some muscle mass back but losing inches on my waist but it comes down to bmi sadly.

If you need to strengthen your bone density I suggest some top shelf euro porn

 

[The DoggFather]

Should be BFP Body Fat Percentage that they are using to base it on.

Either way

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - BMI 34.9

Next Level - ???

All the other tests should start soon IE dental health, physiological tests, lung liver and kidney tests, all that fun shit lol

 

[The DoggFather]

If you need to strengthen your bone density I suggest some top shelf euro porn

So that's why my bones are so dense...... lol

 

[Mr Invisible]

So that's why my boners are so dense...... lol

Fixed that for you! You can tell the truth here We all friends!

All the other tests should start soon IE dental health, physiological tests, lung liver and kidney tests, all that fun shit lol

Erectile disfunction test?

Because lets be honest... that bad boy is going to be OFF THE CHAIN when you get your new heart.

Kids will be sent off to grandparents house, poor Missus ASSASSIN will be walking bow legged for the next 6 months, meanwhile you'll drop another 15 kgs just by losing fluid weight (if you catch my drift)

 

[bulldogsfan_88]

Well they won't talk to you about transplants if your bmi is 35 and above. My bmi as of this morning was 34.9 so I'm on to the next step thank God.

Dude that is awesome news!!! While I think of it too whatever happened to this shindig that was getting organized for you?

 

[The DoggFather]

Fixed that for you! You can tell the truth here We all friends!



Erectile disfunction test?

Because lets be honest... that bad boy is going to be OFF THE CHAIN when you get your new heart.

Kids will be sent off to grandparents house, poor Missus ASSASSIN will be walking bow legged for the next 6 months, meanwhile you'll drop another 15 kgs just by losing fluid weight (if you catch my drift)

Once you go Assassin, you'll need a wheelchair lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Dude that is awesome news!!! While I think of it too whatever happened to this shindig that was getting organized for you?

Still in the works I guess. But I'd be happy with just a meet and greet bbq

 

[Mr Invisible]

Dude that is awesome news!!! While I think of it too whatever happened to this shindig that was getting organized for you?

Work in progress mate.

Hit a few snags (not sausages), and a few of the key organisers have been flat out with work and personal life, but its getting there.

 

[bulldogsfan_88]

Work in progress mate.

Hit a few snags (not sausages), and a few of the key organisers have been flat out with work and personal life, but its getting there.

Yeah nice man looking forward to it!!!

 

[south of heaven]

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&...K2P0wfKv8x4gOzbfw&sig2=IVIbt7SBBLfr_oSyuvylPQ
Check out this company bro

 

[Stoofy]

Still in the works I guess. But I'd be happy with just a meet and greet bbq

Sounds great. Glad to hear your making progress!

 

[The DoggFather]

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&...K2P0wfKv8x4gOzbfw&sig2=IVIbt7SBBLfr_oSyuvylPQ
Check out this company bro

Wait, when did we go into business together? Lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Sounds great. Glad to hear your making progress!

Thanks brother.