Any Golfers here?

[Bad Billy]

View attachment 8556Looks like great corporate golf day here

She can hold my shaft, anytime.

 

[CroydonDog]

She can hold my shaft, anytime.

You could have also gone with a reference to holes or balls.

 

[CroydonDog]

 

[coach]

You could have also gone with a reference to holes or balls.

Or playing the back 9 as well....

 

[CroydonDog]

Or playing the back 9 as well....

I like to play out of the rough.

 

[Sleeky]

Would you like a stiff or flexible shaft?

 

[CroydonDog]

Would you like a stiff or flexible shaft?

Have you got Wood?

 

[Bad Billy]

Or playing the back 9 as well....

It gets muddy back there.

 

[CroydonDog]

Spread your legs, and use your hips.

 

[CroydonDog]

I think that's wet.

 

[CroydonDog]

Come on we all know how much rich white guys love golf!

Even Tiger Woods whose African-Asian turned into a smug white guy after playing golf all his life!

Maybe he should be walking the fairways with a bucket of fried chicken, washed down with some bubble tea

 

[Packy]

Kooralbyn is a nice part of the world. I've never played golf there though.

I used to play maybe 8 - 10 games a year. A couple when my old man would visit, a couple when I visited him and a few charity and corporate days. But this year I think I only played about 3 times.

@Packy , appreciate you're new to the sport, but have you played anywhere else in Brisbane?

Yeah man. Played Gailes, Sandy Gallop, Oxley, Virginia, Ashgrove, Esk (lol), Karana Downs so far.

 

[Sleeky]

Have you got Wood?

My wood is bigger than your wood

 

[Sleeky]

How many strokes you need to finish off?

 

[rainman]

 

[Mr Invisible]

"Looks like you hit the tree Jim" - Links Golf.

 

[Alan79]

View attachment 8556Looks like great corporate golf day here

If she was the golf pro at my local course I would be a better golfer. The cost of lessons would break me though.

 

[rainman]

If your next stroke is unplayable you can take a drop no nearer the hole

 

[rainman]

 

[Mr Invisible]

If your next stroke is unplayable you can take a drop to nearer the hole

Tried that line with my wife... didn't work.