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An appreciation thread of the fairer sex

alchemist

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This brings back memories. Memories of jealousy for Solomon Haumono after he landed her, then memories of hate for him after he used her to try and snake his way out of his contract.
all a lie just so we sack him and he move across to Mundine's Dragons... seriously, are any of Mundine's acolytes (SBW, Haumono, Quade Cooper, Blake Ferguson etc.) ever better off for their involvement with him?
 

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I'm an incredible lover,
I can have sex any time she wants!
 

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really," she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling, she began to lose
patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
 

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really," she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling, she began to lose
patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Or 5 bux I can guess your age by fondling your boobs

Long story short… here’s 5 bux
 

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really," she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling, she began to lose
patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Robin Williams - Alcoholism


a couple pick up lines for alcoholics -

"Hey baby, were your parents retarded because you sure are special!"

and if that doesn't work...

"Hey, sit on my face and I will guess your weight"
 

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Robin Williams - Alcoholism


a couple pick up lines for alcoholics -

"Hey baby, were your parents retarded because you sure are special!"

and if that doesn't work...

"Hey, sit on my face and I will guess your weight"
"Beauty is in the eyes of the Beer holder..."
 

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Osaka was the top earning female athlete and so, you would have to think that Raducanu can emulate her
 

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Osaka was the top earning female athlete and so, you would have to think that Raducanu can emulate her
Osaka has got nothing in the looks department, sponsors will be crawling over broken glass to get a piece of Raducanu.
 
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