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Alter a song to summarize part of our season.

Alan79

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One of the things i predicted ahead of this season was that Aaron Woods would add some aggression when he didn't have to be the main workhorse like he was at the Tigpies. It seems he played a softer brand of football here so I was wrong about that. So here is my altered song.

This exert is altered from a Kenny Rogers song called "Coward of the county"

There's someone for everyone and Sharrons love was Klemmer.
In his team he didn't have to prove he was a man.


Original lyrics
Theres someone for everyone and Tommies love was Becky.
In her arms he didn't have to prove he was a man.

Yes I do have too much time on my hands.
 

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On another note, why do I have a feeling that this video clip below closely resembles what goes on at NRL business meetings.

Gold Cape = Peter Beattie
Blue Suit = Todd Greenberg
Green Suit = Bernard Sutton
Black Suit = Nick Politis

 

Mr 95%

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Sung to the tune of IMHO AC/DC greatest hit..the brilliant ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’..And just a note I know some fans really love their Doggies..but I’m only having a bit of fun..to lighten up a tough season..Oh and @Alan79 you think you have too much time on your hands? Lol


Dogs Sucked All Season Long

They were a slick fast team
They scored tries unseen
They were the best damn ever attacking team
They had those steely eyes
Telling fans no lies
Knockin’ us out with those fantastic tries
But now they don’t seem to care
Des had em grasping at air
We told him to go and we paid his share
‘Cause the fans were wailing
The Dogs weren’t barking
Their game was aching
Pay came back coaching and still

Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs sucked all season long

Working double time
On the Dogs defensive line
This didn’t do too kind, tries let in time an’ time
They got no applause
Just another big score
Made a fool by teams who came back for more
Fans had to calm down
To lose another round
Now the papers sing with a pic of Elliot’s ring.
Cause the fans were wailing
The Dogs weren’t barking
Their game was aching
Pay came back coaching and still

Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs sucked all season long

And knocked fans out when
Dogs sucked all season long
They had fans shakin’ and Dogs
Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs really sucked
Well Dogs shook fans

You really shook fans and Dogs
Sucked all season long
Ooooh Dogs
Sucked all season long
Yeah, yeah, Dogs
Sucked all season long
You really shook fans and Dogs
Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs shook fans, yeah Dogs shook fans
All season long..
 
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Sung to the tune of IMHO AC/DC greatest hit..the brilliant ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’..And just a note I know some fans really love their Doggies..but I’m only having a bit of fun..to lighten up a tough season..Oh and @Alan79 you think you have to much time on your hands? Lol


Dogs Sucked All Season Long

They were a slick fast team
They scored tries unseen
They were the best damn ever attacking team
They had those steely eyes
Telling fans no lies
Knockin’ us out with those fantastic tries
But now they don’t seem to care
Des had em grasping at air
We told him to go and we paid his share
‘Cause the fans were wailing
The Dogs weren’t barking
Their game was aching
Pay came back coaching and still

Dogs sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs sucked all season long

Working double time
On the Dogs defensive line
This didn’t do too kind, tries let in time an’ time
They got no applause
Just another big score
Made a fool by teams who came back for more
Fans had to calm down
To lose another round
Now the papers sing with a pic of Elliot’s ring.
Cause the fans were wailing
The Dogs weren’t barking
Their game was aching
Pay came back coaching and still

Dogs sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs sucked all season long

And knocked fans out when
Dogs sucked all season long
They had fans shakin’ and Dogs
Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs really sucked
Well Dogs shook fans

You really shook fans and Dogs
Sucked all season long
Ooooh Dogs
Sucked all season long
Yeah, yeah, Dogs
Sucked all season long
You really shook fans and Dogs
Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs shook fans, yeah Dogs shook fans
All season long..
Brilliant.
 

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Auggie march one crowded hour

Why should you expect to see something you haven't seen in somebody you've3 cursed since 2016.
Mbye, was a bolt from the blue, but in terms of effort barely put on shoes.
And he couldn't put a play together.
Far from a marquee his contract value was smick
It made me sick and I know it made you sick
He was barely there unless mikes (microphones) said on air.
He gave a proud grin while not putting in.
A rock could have played better.

But for odd lonely hours, he'd perform and make fans swoon.
As he stepped round and through lazy defense as a beacon in the gloom.
We thought that we'd found our rockstar fullback until we offloaded him in June.
So releasing that dud helped us avoid salary cap ruin.

Now I know we like our boys to agressively win.
And always avoid dreaded wooden spoons.
To treat oppenents like their bitch be elusive as fish
Under the silvery stadium gleam.
Who were taught from the junes (juniors) to believe they could boom.
But with old Mbye as far as my bleeding eyes seen
Once he put down the pen he barely ran unless interviewing then
He'd quickly lay claim to glory.
Seems his words fooled Ivan Cleary.

But for odd lonely hours, he'd perform and make fans swoon.
As he stepped around and through lazy defense as a beacon in the gloom.
We thought that we'd found our rockstar fullback until we offloaded him in June.
So releasing that dud helped us avoid salary cap ruin.

Oh but the biased monkeys of kennel land
They'd type with dicks in hand.
They'd say "I know the boy is tryin"
While our season went awry
and our attack was hell.

They put him in 6,7 & 9, he'd relax and unwind
In fact he'd talk himself up well
He'd talk it up while fans were cursing in bad language.
Like **** go to hell
Mbye's mom in silence gave birth to a baby
We taught him to play and to our silent dismay
As he grew to play like a lady
Now he can't keep his mouth shut

But for odd lonely hours, he'd perform and make fans swoon.
As he stepped around and through lazy defense as a beacon in the gloom.
We thought that we'd found our rockstar fullback until we offloaded him in June.
So releasing that dud helped us avoid salary cap ruin.

But for odd, lonely hours, he'd perform and make fans swoon.
He played a few good games and earned odd highlights.
Tacky thought they'd won in June.
He said "cleary will take this try scoring instrument just you watch as he grooms"
But his fucked up waqe will lead to the tigers ruin.
 

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Auggie march one crowded hour

Why should you expect to see something you haven't seen in somebody you've3 cursed since 2016.
Mbye, was a bolt from the blue, but in terms of effort barely put on shoes.
And he couldn't put a play together.
Far from a marquee his contract value was smick
It made me sick and I know it made you sick
He was barely there unless mikes (microphones) said on air.
He gave a proud grin while not putting in.
A rock could have played better.

But for odd lonely hours, he'd perform and make fans swoon.
As he stepped round and through lazy defense as a beacon in the gloom.
We thought that we'd found our rockstar fullback until we offloaded him in June.
So releasing that dud helped us avoid salary cap ruin.

Now I know we like our boys to agressively win.
And always avoid dreaded wooden spoons.
To treat oppenents like their bitch be elusive as fish
Under the silvery stadium gleam.
Who were taught from the junes (juniors) to believe they could boom.
But with old Mbye as far as my bleeding eyes seen
Once he put down the pen he barely ran unless interviewing then
He'd quickly lay claim to glory.
Seems his words fooled Ivan Cleary.

But for odd lonely hours, he'd perform and make fans swoon.
As he stepped around and through lazy defense as a beacon in the gloom.
We thought that we'd found our rockstar fullback until we offloaded him in June.
So releasing that dud helped us avoid salary cap ruin.

Oh but the biased monkeys of kennel land
They'd type with dicks in hand.
They'd say "I know the boy is tryin"
While our season went awry
and our attack was hell.

They put him in 6,7 & 9, he'd relax and unwind
In fact he'd talk himself up well
He'd talk it up while fans were cursing in bad language.
Like **** go to hell
Mbye's mom in silence gave birth to a baby
We taught him to play and to our silent dismay
As he grew to play like a lady
Now he can't keep his mouth shut

But for odd lonely hours, he'd perform and make fans swoon.
As he stepped around and through lazy defense as a beacon in the gloom.
We thought that we'd found our rockstar fullback until we offloaded him in June.
So releasing that dud helped us avoid salary cap ruin.

But for odd, lonely hours, he'd perform and make fans swoon.
He played a few good games and earned odd highlights.
Tacky thought they'd won in June.
He said "cleary will take this try scoring instrument just you watch as he grooms"
But his fucked up waqe will lead to the tigers ruin.
Awesome..and bloody deep!
 

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Awesome..and bloody deep!
It popped into my head that that song had to be an Mbye song since one of the verses goes

That night the silence gave birth to a baby
They took her away to her silent dismay
Now she can't keep her mouth shut.

45 minutes well spent.
 

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Where it began, it was a Monday morning.
The Bulldogs were starting their day strong
It was during spring
Then up popped a photographer
Who'd have believed they'd come along

****, being *****
Breaching privacy, taking photos of you

Elliot and Fine BOM BOM BOM
Parties never looked so good
I'd be inclined
To sue their arses off
But now I BOM BOM BOM

Look at Tossfield,
and how he's been drinking lately.
Wine cellar filled with metho too.
And when he drinks
Then he becomes a dribbler
I feel sorry for his liver, too.

Mouth, touching arse
Reach around, he's rock hard, touching you

Pisshead Rothfield BOM BOM BOM
Metho always smells so good
I'd be inclined BOM BOM BOM
To reject liver transplants
Even if they would

Elliot and Fine BOM BOM BOM
Parties never looked so good
 

Mr 95%

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Where it began, it was a Monday morning.
The Bulldogs were starting their day strong
It was during spring
Then up popped a photographer
Who'd have believed they'd come along

****, being *****
Breaching privacy, taking photos of you

Elliot and Fine BOM BOM BOM
Parties never looked so good
I'd be inclined
To sue their arses off
But now I BOM BOM BOM

Look at Tossfield,
and how he's been drinking lately.
Wine cellar filled with metho too.
And when he drinks
Then he becomes a dribbler
I feel sorry for his liver, too.

Mouth, touching arse
Reach around, he's rock hard, touching you

Pisshead Rothfield BOM BOM BOM
Metho always smells so good
I'd be inclined BOM BOM BOM
To reject liver transplants
Even if they would

Elliot and Fine BOM BOM BOM
Parties never looked so good
Dare I say.. Sweeeet.. lol! Superb!
 

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Sung to the tune of IMHO AC/DC greatest hit..the brilliant ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’..And just a note I know some fans really love their Doggies..but I’m only having a bit of fun..to lighten up a tough season..Oh and @Alan79 you think you have too much time on your hands? Lol


Dogs Sucked All Season Long

They were a slick fast team
They scored tries unseen
They were the best damn ever attacking team
They had those steely eyes
Telling fans no lies
Knockin’ us out with those fantastic tries
But now they don’t seem to care
Des had em grasping at air
We told him to go and we paid his share
‘Cause the fans were wailing
The Dogs weren’t barking
Their game was aching
Pay came back coaching and still

Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs sucked all season long

Working double time
On the Dogs defensive line
This didn’t do too kind, tries let in time an’ time
They got no applause
Just another big score
Made a fool by teams who came back for more
Fans had to calm down
To lose another round
Now the papers sing with a pic of Elliot’s ring.
Cause the fans were wailing
The Dogs weren’t barking
Their game was aching
Pay came back coaching and still

Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs sucked all season long

And knocked fans out when
Dogs sucked all season long
They had fans shakin’ and Dogs
Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs really sucked
Well Dogs shook fans

You really shook fans and Dogs
Sucked all season long
Ooooh Dogs
Sucked all season long
Yeah, yeah, Dogs
Sucked all season long
You really shook fans and Dogs
Sucked all season long
Yeah Dogs shook fans, yeah Dogs shook fans
All season long..
OMG that is spot on!!
 

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Where it began, it was a Monday morning.
The Bulldogs were starting their day strong
It was during spring
Then up popped a photographer
Who'd have believed they'd come along

****, being *****
Breaching privacy, taking photos of you

Elliot and Fine BOM BOM BOM
Parties never looked so good
I'd be inclined
To sue their arses off
But now I BOM BOM BOM

Look at Tossfield,
and how he's been drinking lately.
Wine cellar filled with metho too.
And when he drinks
Then he becomes a dribbler
I feel sorry for his liver, too.

Mouth, touching arse
Reach around, he's rock hard, touching you

Pisshead Rothfield BOM BOM BOM
Metho always smells so good
I'd be inclined BOM BOM BOM
To reject liver transplants
Even if they would

Elliot and Fine BOM BOM BOM
Parties never looked so good
Lol that's hilarious , it's like the words were the original and sweet Caroline was the parody haha
 
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