All I Said Was Outties Are Disgusting...

[Mr 95%]

I didn't think this thread was about belly buttons.

You know it took me two days and your comment to appreciate why this thread is funny..I’m so slow..

 

[CroydonDog]

I was once asked to provide a sample too and the lady at the reception gave me the plastic jar, I went to the toilet had a wank , got my seamen in the jar , came back to reception and gave it back to receptionist.

The lady looked at me bemused and said " I wanted a urine sample"

That's why you have to always ask of they need #1s, #2s or #3s...

 

[Indiandog]

That's why you have to always ask of they need #1s, #2s or #3s...

whats 1s 2s and 3s?

 

[The DoggFather]

whats 1s 2s and 3s?

Piss, shit, cum

 

[The DoggFather]

So outies and innies the same as growers and showers?

 

[Bad Billy]

I was once asked to provide a sample too and the lady at the reception gave me the plastic jar, I went to the toilet had a wank , got my seamen in the jar , came back to reception and gave it back to receptionist.

The lady looked at me bemused and said " I wanted a urine sample"

Could be worse.
I’ve had one think I was unable to produce a sample, even though I had. It was barely visible.

 

[Indiandog]

Could be worse.
I’ve had one think I was unable to produce a sample, even though I had. It was barely visible.

you should have asked for a "helping hand" from the sexy nurse.

 

[Bad Billy]

Piss, shit, cum

I always though a 3 was a 1+2? A shitshake, so to speak ?

 

[Bad Billy]

you should have asked for a "helping hand" from the sexy nurse.

She was cute too.
Fucken embarrassing.

 

[Indiandog]

She was cute too.
Fucken embarrassing.

so that is why they ask you to wrap the bottle in aluminium foil, so no one can see how many seamen you released.

 

[Mr 95%]

I was once asked to provide a sample too and the lady at the reception gave me the plastic jar, I went to the toilet had a wank , got my seamen in the jar , came back to reception and gave it back to receptionist.

The lady looked at me bemused and said " I wanted a urine sample"

You and @CroydonDog reminded me of this classic Simpsons moment..