The things that 'grind your gears' thread...

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Jealous fuckwits saying Im trying to be some big westy.
Why would I wanna be some sick westy?
Im fat forty eight don't give a fuck.
I wear a flanno cause its cold.
Some of the false portrayal coming outta this shithole.
I wear flanno to let all the wogs know that Im a bogan wog skip who don't give a fuck.

This is going to sound crazy but since I've moved back to Bankstown some people are learning how to drive properly thanks to me.

Its not hard to read traffic flows and keep a safe distance.
 

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I wear flanno to let all the wogs know that Im a bogan wog skip who don't give a fuck.

This is going to sound crazy but since I've moved back to Bankstown some people are learning how to drive properly thanks to me.

Its not hard to read traffic flows and keep a safe distance.
How did you teach Banky to drive properly?
A bit of road rage and wave the steering lock at other cars?
 

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How did you teach Banky to drive properly?
A bit of road rage and wave the steering lock at other cars?
I sometimes use the handbrake to stop instead of the regular brakes!

I like to believe ive taught a few people, especially heavy footed young females an important lesson on keeping a safe distance?

I can't help it, I'm a cranky old white dude.
In particular don't fuck around with me on the Horsley!

I know that road better than the back of my hand!
 

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When the system breaks down and corruption tries to cover its ass with childish insults.
 

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What grinds my gears is when you go to a place like Auburn or Lidcombe and every 2nd or 3rd person is giving you a filthy look as if you don't belong there.

Piss off you racists, this is Australia, not the land formerly known as East Persia!
 

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Emu's and no, not the animal or the type of train.
 

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What grinds my gears is when you go to a place like Auburn or Lidcombe and every 2nd or 3rd person is giving you a filthy look as if you don't belong there.

Piss off you racists, this is Australia, not the land formerly known as East Persia!
2 of the dirtiest shit holes in Sydney.
 

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Auburn RSL used to have a decent buffet.
Probably the best affordably priced one there was in Sydney and far better than Star Buffet.
 

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2 of the dirtiest shit holes in Sydney.
The guys in the Auburn region can give us all the dirty looks they like.

Lets just say the female counterparts of these ethnic groups give me a different type of dirty look!

The Auburn locals can learn to deal with it, im their new neighbour.
 

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What pisses me off is "influencers". The retards who think they actually change the world with selfies. Even the word influencer makes me cringe.
 

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What pisses me off is "influencers". The retards who think they actually change the world with selfies. Even the word influencer makes me cringe.
Sadly some of them consider it to be a job.
 

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What pisses me off is "influencers". The retards who think they actually change the world with selfies. Even the word influencer makes me cringe.
Some of them influence my penis tbh.
 

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The selfish power trip versus the stubborn defiance.
 

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Anyone want some advice? DO NOT EVER GET THESE!



You're probably thinking... WTF are these?

These are little eggs (about the size of Cadbury Creme eggs), however they double up as being bubble gum as well.

Now I have no idea which idiot invented these things, but I bought ONE from a Candy Stand on Saturday night before the movie started at the cinema... the damn thing is as hard as a freaking rock. It's like trying to chew on a gob-stopper.

When you finally get through and manage to chip a bit off, it has to the the THICKEST bubble gum I've ever tried. I couldn't even get through 1/3 of it FFS.

I woke up on Sunday morning and my jaw felt like it was made of glass!
 

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When your work colleagues go adjusting chairs so you can lean back in them!

Fuck off, thats how you end up with a bad back or falling off a chair!

Its even worse when your supervisor puts out a message saying to leave chairs alone but still someone has to go against it.
 

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This will get you angry but also make you laugh ,she must be a good " influencer " she has only raised $150 the comments on the go fund me are hilarious
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...BAgKEA4&usg=AOvVaw3yxLD6_HTRSSlclivzD-UG&cf=1
Hahaha

Silly bitch. And how fake is she? She probably thinks its sexy, but not for me.

She thinks they targetted her because they recognised her as an influencer. What nonsense. She thinks she is famous. How would anyone recognise her anyway, she looks like a million other wannabes with fake everything. All trouts look the same to me.
 
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Hahaha

Silly bitch. And how fake is she? She probably thinks its sexy, but not for me.

She thinks they targetted her because they recognised her as an influencer. What nonsense. She thinks she is famous. How would anyone recognise her anyway, she looks a million other wannabes with fake everything. All trouts look the same to me.
lol fish heads
What exactly do they influence though? I got an idea I'm going to be an influencer I'm going to stick on a g string and pose in Woy Woy tip and say blessed to be at the tip this arvo q
 
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