The things that 'grind your gears' thread...

[Bob dog]

Thursday night football, surely its for TV ratings and not for families to attend?

 

[Mr Invisible]

Waleed Aly = wanker.

I don't know a single person that likes him...

 

[Wahesh]

I don't know a single person that likes him...

He’s a typical lefty.

 

[Memberberries]

Im getting sick of my mum never liking any of my girlfriends.

Why do women pretend to like each other when in reality they hate other?

 

[Bob dog]

The NSW Premier for bowing to militant Communists, we are free people unless convicted.
Not sure what country she was born in but its not the same one as me.
Head torture is not acceptable.

 

[Memberberries]

The NSW Premier for bowing to militant Communists, we are free people unless convicted.
Not sure what country she was born in but its not the same one as me.
Head torture is not acceptable.

Mark 1 over box T this Saturday

 

[CroydonDog]

Mark 1 over box T this Saturday

 

[Memberberries]

Better than supporting those useless ***** in labor or liberal.

I asked a smart question to the volunteer queers on tuesday which they couldn't answer.

As if I'm going to put hope into one of the L parties when they backstab each other.

Labor and liberal. L stands for loser.

 

[Bob dog]

The T party sounds like the go.
We can't be supporting anyone who's Intellectual capabilities are being rude to someone changes the law.

 

[Memberberries]

The T party sounds like the go.
We can't be supporting anyone who's Intellectual capabilities are being rude to someone changes the law.

Vote the T party and make New South Fails, New South Wales again!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Im getting sick of my mum never liking any of my girlfriends.

Why do women pretend to like each other when in reality they hate other?

Sounds like you need to go on that Bride and Prejudice show.

 

[Memberberries]

Sounds like you need to go on that Bride and Prejudice show.

It's annoying.

Now I have to lie and make out like I'm going to do other things.

 

[The DoggFather]

Ill be voting for I always have voted for...

Saddam Hussein lol

Voting means shit, they place who they want to place, just an illusion of "choice", cow shit or horse shit.

 

[south of heaven]

Me i grind my gears deadset i can be a fucking idiot sometimes , sweating my arse off today and there was a bottle of rubbing alcohol laying around i said to one of the boys that will cool the balls down so i processed to drench my dick and balls in it, well it was nice and cool for about 3 seconds till it started burning long story short im on a client's lawn with a hose down my pants burning dick and balls with ***** laughing at me

 

[Mr 95%]

Me i grind my gears deadset i can be a fucking idiot sometimes , sweating my arse off today and there was a bottle of rubbing alcohol laying around i said to one of the boys that will cool the balls down so i processed to drench my dick and balls in it, well it was nice and cool for about 3 seconds till it started burning long story short im on a client's lawn with a hose down my pants burning dick and balls with ***** laughing at me

Bahahaha bahahaha bahahaha bahahaha bahahaha bahahaha bahahaha.. The greatest post I’ve read on the Kennel.. bahahaha bahahaha bahahaha bahahaha.. To paraphrase footy commentator Warren Smith.. ‘Take me now..I’ve read it all..!’.. bahahaha bahahaha bahahaha..

 

[The DoggFather]

Me i grind my gears deadset i can be a fucking idiot sometimes , sweating my arse off today and there was a bottle of rubbing alcohol laying around i said to one of the boys that will cool the balls down so i processed to drench my dick and balls in it, well it was nice and cool for about 3 seconds till it started burning long story short im on a client's lawn with a hose down my pants burning dick and balls with ***** laughing at me

Bahahahahahaha I really want to work with you, not a dull moment.

PS I hope you don't mind but I copied you today, was shooting the neighbors cat with the fix out gun. Boss comes around and says "You fkn dickhead, you have to use the framer" lol

 

[Alan79]

The use of toothpicks to advertise clothes. In a zombie apocalypse these ladies would be deemed a waste of time by the hungriest zombie.

 

[Bob dog]

Ahh spewin, Mr T would of made a great Premier.

 

[Memberberries]

Ahh spewin, Mr T would of made a great Premier.

Mark Latham will make a great premier.
He is going to abolish the madness created by the 2 major parties in the last so many years.

I don't get the stupid majority of fucking morons in this country?

Outcast a true Aussie like Mark Latham but in the next election vote in a milky bar kid lookalike such as K.Rudd!

Would of been better off having Johnny Coward and Peter Costello as P.M if you look back.

 

[The DoggFather]

Fkn cocksuckers who take voting seriously and force those fkn pamphlets on you then get cut when you tell them I'm voting for Saddam.