Opinion 3 blokes I’d have a crack at

[The_Chimpster]

Needs the "3 girls I tried to have a crack at" thread

Shit, with a thread like that, I'm sure I'm not alone when I say we could be here all night.

Screw 739 replies, we could crack 1000 by daylight tomorrow

 

[haz123]

Shit, with a thread like that, I'm sure I'm not alone when I say we could be here all night.

Screw 739 replies, we could crack 1000 by daylight tomorrow

Or the 3 girls I cracked.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Shit, with a thread like that, I'm sure I'm not alone when I say we could be here all night.

Screw 739 replies, we could crack 1000 by daylight tomorrow

My track record alone will definitely bump up the numbers.

 

[The_Chimpster]

Or the 3 girls I cracked.

How about 3 girls I wish I could crack?

 

[MatstaDogg]

How about 3 girls I wish I could crack?

Or 3 girls I did up the crack?

 

[The_Chimpster]

My track record alone will definitely bump up the numbers.

Aside from one or two (or three) OK five, embarrassing attempts, I'm proud to say I've actually had a bit of success on that front. It's all about confidence (wish I could go back in time and tell the 18 year old me that)

 

[haz123]

How about 3 girls I wish I could crack?

All this talk of girls.
You know Boxer & Maroon would be pissed off that same sex relationships have once again been ignored.

 

[The_Chimpster]

All this talk of girls.
You know Boxer & Maroon would be pissed off that same sex relationships have once again been ignored.

OK, we'll get back on topic.

Balls on the chin, embrace the member within. Crack in the rack, feeling a slapping sack

Isn't that Boxer and Maroons line every time they get it on?

Or am I getting that confused with someone else?

I don't even know anymore, this threads Fucking with my head ( and I didn't think that was even more possible seeing I'm close to senile)

 

[MatstaDogg]

All this talk of girls.
You know Boxer & Maroon would be pissed off that same sex relationships have once again been ignored.

What if we implied that these girls had penises, would that help the situation?

 

[haz123]

What if we implied that these girls had penises, would that help the situation?

Now that's compromising for you .
She males would be right up their alley, or should I say they would be right up hers.

 

[The_Chimpster]

What if we implied that these girls had penises, would that help the situation?

Double the bang for you're buck, talk about win win baby

 

[south of heaven]

, this threads Fucking with my head ( and I didn't think that was even more possible seeing I'm close to senile)

That's just maroon trying to jam his dick in your mouth and balance a beer on your head .

 

[south of heaven]

Double the bang

In 3 blokes crack

 

[The_Chimpster]

That's just maroon trying to jam his dick in your mouth and balance a beer on your head .

So, that's what that poking I felt on my lips just now, I thought it was a phantom gummy bear

 

[MatstaDogg]

Now that's compromising for you .
She males would be right up their alley, or should I say they would be right up hers.

Double the bang for you're buck, talk about win win baby

Bang Cock in Bangkok

 

[The_Chimpster]

Bang Cock in Bangkok

 

[haz123]

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Were did you get Maroon's wedding photos from????

 

[Mr Invisible]

If Wayne Bennett made this thread it'd be "1 bloke I'd have a crack at", and that bloke would be his little cherub Daranus Boyd.

 

[The_Chimpster]

If Wayne Bennett made this thread it'd be "1 bloke I'd have a crack at", and that bloke would be his little cherub Daranus Boyd.

He's well and truly had several cracks at db, in fact I think it's safe to say he's cracked him so much little db has nearly split in two

 

[Mr Invisible]

He's well and truly had several cracks at db, in fact I think it's safe to say he's cracked him so much little db has nearly split in two

I just realised why Wayne has no hair on the front of his head!!!