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His response is a classic: “Had a quick nap today ... and woke up to a great win from the boys,”

Doctors in India are warning about a peculiar hazard. In a new case study this week, they detail having to remove a can of aerosol spray deodorant from a patient’s rectum. It’s an injury made even more potentially dangerous due to the risk of fire or explosion should the offending object be...

www.news.com.au Former NRL star charged with assault Police have charged former North Queensland Cowboys winger Gideon Gela-Mosby with assault occasioning bodily harm. The Cairns Post reported Gela-Mosby allegedly punched two men in the Cairns CBD, leaving one with a fractured skull...

THE Broncos have been embroiled in a locker room scandal over a plot to identify a rat within the playing ranks. Despite being denied by the club the story reported players had to be separated after a heated confrontation before a training session prior to their round six win over the Dragons...

Gold Coast have lost emerging halfback Kane Elgey for the entire 2016 NRL season with a major knee injury. The Titans' 2015 rookie of the year has suffered a ruptured ACL in the club's first training session ahead of the new season. MRI scan results late on Monday revealed the ACL tear after...

Sydney Roosters youngster Willis Meehan is set to be stood down by the NRL club over an alleged assault outside Star Casino. Meehan, 19, faces charges and casino sources claim CCTV footage appears to show him headbutting a patron on Saturday night, according to News Corp. The NRL integrity...

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The NRL has launched an investigation after the Titans confirmed on Friday controversial winger James Roberts had been arrested on the Gold Coast. A Titans spokesman said Roberts was arrested at Surfers Paradise last weekend for committing a public nuisance and obstructing a police officer...

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NSW coach Laurie Daley has earmarked Sydney Roosters pair Mitchell Pearce and James Maloney to once again be his first-choice halves combination in 2014...

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Veteran Sydney Roosters fullback Anthony Minichiello has agreed to a new one-year deal that will ensure he goes around for the NRL club for a 14th successive season in 2013.The 2005 Golden Boot winner had looked set to leave the Roosters at the end of this campaign, but a consistent start to the...

The Mounties have seized a container packed with enough hashish — about seven tonnes — to intoxicate a country as large as Canada. Police in Montreal discovered the seven-million-gram hashish stash in an abandoned trailer in the LaSalle borough on the weekend, the RCMP said. "It's a big one,"...

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2010/08/02/120661_local-news.html THE Far Northern sporting community is in shock after a female rugby league player died after collapsing during a match. The Cairns' league family turned out in force yesterday to celebrate the life of Rebecca Bowie, the...

POLICE are testing a suspicious white powder in an envelope addressed to Innisfail's Brothers Rugby League Football Club. <!-- google_ad_section_end(name=story_introduction) --> <!-- // .story-intro --> <!-- google_ad_section_start(name=story_body, weight=high) --> The powder...

http://www.news.com.au/technology/george-hotz-says-hes-hacked-unhackable-playstation-3/story-e6frfro0-1225823503219 THE hacker who made headlines when he unlocked Apple's iPhone in 2007 says he has now hacked Sony's PlayStation 3. American George Hotz, 20, said he was working...

Queensland takes on Atkinson! http://www.atomicmpc.com.au/News/160999,queensland-takes-on-atkinson.aspx A petition from the politicians, for the gamers - hell yeah. A Queensland state government petition went online a couple of days...

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/09/02/61665_local-sport-news.html Fans are making their voices heard as the Northern Pride fights to have its Queensland Cup preliminary *final moved to Cairns. By last night, more than 500 people had signed an online petition on the Pride’s website...

A NORTH Queensland man who died after police stunned him with a Taser could have been hit more than 20 times. Queensland Police say data downloaded from the Taser used on a 39-year-old Antonio Galeano in Brandon, near Townsville, showed it operated on 28 separate cycles at the time of the...

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/06/17/47521_local-news.html A NORTH Queensland Cowboys player charged over the attack on exiled NRL star Todd Carney outside an Atherton pub has been fined $300. Nicholas John Slyney, 20, had been charged with public nuisance and was fined in Townsville...

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,,25425756-5018866,00.html Sydney Roosters have been served with a $10,000 breach notice by the NRL over comments coach Brad Fittler made about refereeing. Fittler's remarks came at the post-match press conference after his struggling...

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,25393166-5018866,00.html Two Brisbane Broncos players face disciplinary action after they were cautioned by police about their behaviour in Byron Bay in the early hours of Sunday morning. The Broncos would not name the players but...

By Josh Massoud April 22, 2009 http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,25367325-5018866,00.html It's the election stunt that will leave a bad taste in the mouths of every Parramatta Eels fan who can use chopsticks but...

http://www.nrl.com/News/Latest/tabid/10244/default.aspx?id=54478 Penrith coach Matthew Elliott says Petero Civoniceva will remain a Panther in 2010 and possibly beyond after the NRL club took up the third-year option on his contract. Civoniceva had been linked with a possible return to Brisbane...

Gold Coast co-captain Scott Prince has become a "Titan for life" after re-signing with the NRL club until the end of 2014. The classy halfback was contracted until the end of 2010 but announced on Wednesday he had extended it for another five years following months of talks. Prince, 29, has...

North Queensland forward Carl Webb and winger John Williams have been stood down from this Sunday's NRL clash with Cronulla due to disciplinary reasons. Webb arrived 25 minutes late to the Cowboys' recovery session last Sunday while Williams failed to attend. Both have...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,,25283340-1702,00.html AN attempt to distract university students from late-night drinking with a feature-length porn movie was blocked yesterday after state senators threatened to cut funds for the college. The two-and-a-half-hour Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge...

By Andrew Ramadge, Technology Reporter NEWS.com.au March 19, 2009 02:15pm http://http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,25210163-5014239,00.html A SECRET list of websites deemed illegal by the communications watchdog has been leaked to the public, and includes one of the most popular...

Margo Zlotkowski Saturday, February 28, 2009 © The Cairns Post http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/02/28/31151_local-news.html TWO drinking mates who rode their bicycles through floodwaters while stark naked got out of their depth when the police saw them. Matthew Kean Fenn and...

Emma Greenwood Monday, February 23, 2009 © The Cairns Post http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/02/23/30035_local-sport-news.html THE Atherton Roosters' audacious bid to snare star playmaker Todd Carney will be scuttled if his former NRL club has its way. The Roosters have put...

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him. The alleged explosion came...

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,25057285-23214,00.html February 15, 2009 WARRIORS forward Simon Mannering signed a new three-year contract keeping the New Zealand Test star at the club until the end of the 2012 NRL season...

Roger ****son Wednesday, January 7, 2009 © The Cairns Post http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/01/07/22431_local-news.html A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane. However, police are on...

Haven't had such a laugh in a good while: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=rToKEnySb7s

WHAT should we do to minimise the harm cannabis can cause to the health and welfare of users and to society at large? The answer, according to a report by a group of prominent academics and government advisers, is to change the law to allow the state to prepare and distribute the drug for...

The Significance of US Govt Cannabinoid Patent 6,630,507 Posted in Reader Blogs by Brinna on Wed, 07/23/2008 - 1:05am When I was at the Patients Out of Time Medical Cannabis conference in Asilomar this last April, I overheard a remark that startled...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24703318-29277,00.html November 25, 2008 08:36am The Australian Greens won't be supporting plans to introduce compulsory internet filters. The Federal Government wants to introduce filters to stop people accessing x-rated material...

By Dean Ritchie November 24, 2008 http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,24695940-23214,00.html AUSTRALIA captain Darren Lockyer's ludicrous man of the match award...

By staff writers November 24, 2008http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,24696863-23214,00.html THE National Rugby League and Fox Sports have...

Rowdy eyes Bogan crown Margo Zlotkowski Tuesday, November 18, 2008 © The Cairns Post A BLOKE called Rowdy from the back of Kuranda reckons he has what it takes to win the title of Australia's top bogan. He’s covered in tattoos and piercings, has a haircut that’s "half mohawk, half...

September 23, 2008 12:44pm http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24389938-421,00.html A PIG the size of a shetland pony is holding a woman hostage on a property in northern New South Wales. The Daily Telegraph reports 63-year old Caroline Hayes says she cannot go out of her Uki house to...

Gavin King Wednesday, September 17, 2008 © The Cairns Post A STUDENT was shocked and disgusted to find her new mobile phone contained pornographic images of a female employee from a Cairns **** Smith Electronics store where she had just bought the phone. The $199 Samsung also...

Just wondering if anyone knows what is being done to improve the fitness levels of the squad next year? Are we bringing in any new people, changing routines etc... Wont matter who we sign for 09 if fitness is not one of our top priorities imo.

FORMER garbo turned NSW premier Nathan Rees admits he smoked marijuana as a young bloke, but says it was never a habit. In his first full day as leader of NSW, the 40-year-old was asked if he had smoked cannabis. "Yes," he told reporters. "Many years ago. It has never become a habit or...

Julie Lightfoot Wednesday, September 3, 2008 © The Cairns Post BURPING in the police station has landed a Tully man in hot water. Police arrested the 19-year-old in the town, south of Cairns, and charged him with being a public nuisance on Monday, minutes after he allegedly...

August 31, 2008 news.com.au http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24270016-23109,00.html ENGLISH side Stonewall Lions beat Argentinian side SAF Gay 5-0 in the final of the annual gay men's world championship in London today, organisers said. Stonewall triumphed over the Seleccion Argentina...

August 21, 2008 Source: Fox sports news NORTH Queensland have bolstered their forward pack by signing Melbourne prop Antonio Kaufusi from next season. The former Test prop has signed a three-year deal after being told by the Storm earlier this year he could negotiate with other clubs...

Fallout 3 Out Of Australia As OFLC Strikes Again Post by Steve Farrelly @ 11:06am 10/07/08 | 40 Comments Another one has been forced to bite the proverbial dust as the OFLC has refused Bethesda's hotly anticipated post-apocalyptic action/RPG, Fallout 3, classification here in Australia...

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Cloud over Johns' position Greg Dowling Wednesday, April 23, 2008 © The Cairns Post NAMING a team of the century was always going to be contentious but I have few problems with the one named last week. But I wouldn’t have named Andrew Johns in my side. He’s a very good...