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  1. Haslerhasworms

    News Sharks player Trindall charged with DUI, awaiting cocaine test results

    Surely that's not how they described him?!
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    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Klay Thompson 0 pts on 0-10 fg No free throw attempts I remember when he had a massive sook about not being in the top 75 players of all time..... Hahahahahahaha
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    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Nothing sad about it. Can't believe lakers are still in
  4. Haslerhasworms

    OFFICIAL | PRE-GAME Round 7 | Pre game / Game Day | Bulldogs vs Knights

    Because old man hutchy boy dummy's & runs ffs. That's most peoples issue with the kent
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    Do the Dolphins have the easiest schedule of the NRL era?

    Nrlol don't even do the draw. It's some Canadian company, eh. They do all the big professional leagues. Essentially it's purely scheduled for TV and sponsors likings. They couldn't a fuck if a team like the dogs are negatively affected, just as long as the dollar bucks keep a rollin'.
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    Race Fixed?

    Pride of jenni usually leads. Won a G1 last start beating Mr brightside who was fav. Just a cracking horse in great form over her preferred distance really.
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    Demetriou's 27 second presser

    Changed it so it does rhyme with grunt..
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    Demetriou's 27 second presser

    Or 30 odd foot of c***
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    News Brittany Higgins enquiry

    Why are you framing your questions like a judge? Or is that the joke? I'm confused.
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    If you could pick 1 player from each team in the NRL (A bit of fun)

    I couldn't have an eels player on my team so I'm out
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    OFFICIAL | GAME DAY Post Game Thread | Bulldogs 16 - 20 Souths

    Why the fuck would anyone watch that shit?!? As if Buzz isn't enough, you have braithy breath hosting the mofo. What's that? You wish Gordie would give his insight too? Ohhhh, ummm, like, ummmm here it is.
  12. Haslerhasworms

    News Why it’s time for Cameron Ciraldo to pull trigger on big Bulldogs’ change

    With no data to back me up I would still confidently say yes. Yes we are.
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    OFFICIAL | GAME DAY Post Game Thread | Bulldogs 16 - 20 Souths

    Nrlol just confirmed next year the ref is John Sutton.
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    OFFICIAL | PRE-GAME Round 3 | Bulldogs Vs Titans | Gameday discussion

    That means we keep souffs at the very bottom.... Until next week when we play them into form.
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Did her dress melt the other dude's nose?
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    Official ROUND 1 | Bulldogs vs Eels | Discussion thread 5:30pm @ CommBank Stadium

    Playing for... not sure. Playing with.... Danika.
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    Guessing game.

    The last option *sigh* Not enough Burgessessess left at souffs to cause maximum carnage
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    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    My spurs knock off okc. Main man Wemby got the votes over dolph lungren
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    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    I'll get in on that
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    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    I absolutely hated cricket as a kid, it was on all summer holidays and fkn booooring! I spent a few summers with my mate at Tathra with his nan & pop. She was 78 and the only thing she loved more than her "stories" (soap operas) was cricket. So I'm forced to watch this rubbish at night and I...
  21. Haslerhasworms

    New kennel member

    Haha Utd. Like there's only 1. Newcastle? Sheffield? Leeds? Probably a dozen others... It's like me saying I support team FC
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    You mean the UCL?
  23. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    On paper it's easier but as you said injuries can (& probably will) play their part
  24. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Win, draw, loss. In that order. Have liverpool got city and arsenal to play still?
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    I'm getting kind of a mixed message here...
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    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    I can think of a few "tight end" gags for the kent
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    James Magnussen will take performance-enhancing supplements to break world record and win $1.5m

    I actually googled this earlier today: Some countries it's 10-20k for a gold medal and roughly 5-10k for bronze n silver. In murica its up to $50k per gold and Brazil n Japan closer to $100k per gold. I assume most countries wouldn't pay the athletes, getting an Olympic medal is the pinnacle so...
  28. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

    Stay focused on that skivvie strategy dutch boy
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Holy macaroni guys, this is spiralling out of control
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    Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

    Oh dear hahahaha that's fkn brutal man. What a plonker.
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Yeah yeah spurs are rubbish. Still not too far off you lot though... It's a long season.
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    News ‘I wasn’t pushed out’: Faitala-Mariner says controversial Bulldogs exit was his call

    They just said if I stayed, Paul Newman was gonna have my legs broke.
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Spurs back up to 4th
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    ... And also the giver
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    2 nil up after less than 3 mins...
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Any chelsea fans about? Spurs won't give up on Gallagher even though he's priced at a zillion bucks. I personally don't see why we are so keen but can anyone convince me otherwise?
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    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    Bancroft.... You mean the sandpaper guy?
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    Homebrands (Original)

    Was munching on them watching cricket last night and forgot to stop eating them..
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    Homebrands (Original)

    No but they're OK as well. These ones are actually sprinters. Extreme cheese flavour (or similar) Decent chip tbf. Flavour galore!
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    Homebrands (Original)

    I inhaled a whole bag of the Aldi CCs/Doritos last night (forget what they're called) & I've barely left the bathroom this morning....
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    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    I think these former players have clauses in contracts that if the job at their old club comes up, they can apply even if under contract currently. Xabi is logical choice as he's really pushed on at Leverkusen. Still unbeaten this season.
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Is she known to be glory-ous?
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    Fave song lyric / 1 liner

    ' Like a cat in a bag waiting to drown' Happy fella that Ashcroft
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    Fave song lyric / 1 liner

    "In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey" Not many better openings to a song than that. From a very, very strange cat indeed.
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Fixed
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    News Burtons view of the shape of planet Earth.

    Yeah, it's round but it's obviously flat. So, a cylinder then Burto?
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    I mean I get cutting bread (usually straight down the hey diddle diddle) But toast.... Caaaamaaaannn
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Who the fuck cuts toast?!
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    Jeral Skelton

    I agree. Wilson looks like a "franchise" player. If skelton only played 5 games last year there must be a reason for that. Maybe not a great trainer or just has the yun-yun mentality of drifting in and out of games. Wouldn't mind seeing him develop into a 2nd row type for '25
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    The Beta Cuck of the week Thread

    It's fkn bizarre that even though I've seen that episode a thousand times, after 25 years it's still so fresh in the memory. Pretty sure the wife told me she had plans for today last week and I'd forgotten about that hahahahaha
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    The Beta Cuck of the week Thread

    Yes sir! Wait, is this package, as in package? Or package as in "package"?? I already had dinner...
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    The Beta Cuck of the week Thread

    Please transfer those kennel koins in my acct asap. Still 1,000, right?
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    The Beta Cuck of the week Thread

    "Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed." " But, Sir..."
  54. Haslerhasworms

    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    Nope. Game over Fuck
  55. Haslerhasworms

    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    C'mon packs
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    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    Agreed. Love is holding his own so far though. Thought we'd be blown away 1st half so happy with 7-6 ht. Scoreless 9 play drive to end the half is sweet
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    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    But still down...
  58. Haslerhasworms

    The Consolidated NFL Thread

    Packers scored first points. That's a win for me. Fkn 49ers have owned us the last few seasons
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    Soccer The Liverpool FC Super Thread

    Do red sox fans want mbappe?
  60. Haslerhasworms

    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    And spurs win!
  61. Haslerhasworms

    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Ooooh Spurs @ Detroit today.... Can we notch our 6th win??
  62. Haslerhasworms

    Opinion Which individual will have the biggest impact on our season?

    Gus is the individual who will have the biggest impact. Always will be.
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    I am quietly amused...
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    Where will we finish.

    Round 27
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    How well do YOU know Josh Hodgson?

    Said nobody. Ever.
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    'Blade Runner' Oscar Pistorius released from prison 11 years after murdering girlfriend

    Who remembers this? Still hard to believe he "acted in self defence" Thoughts?
  67. Haslerhasworms

    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    What a cat
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    Clown World Thread

    Yeah you don't get much lower than that. On par with kiddy porn and animal cruelty. Just before Xmas there was a 22 yo who broke into a house and killed the family's 2 dogs who barked at him. The family were at a friend's house and came home to that. Fkn vile piece of shit
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    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    Issues regarding your middle stump? Maybe change your stance occasionally
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    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    Anyone tampering with your balls?
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Comparing the two I agree. But geez he goes down easier than a cold brew on hot summers day
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    If saka didn't blatantly dive so often, there wouldn't be such a discrepancy in fouls/cards
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    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Poor pistons score 148 and lose. Again.
  74. Haslerhasworms

    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    That's what I'm saying
  75. Haslerhasworms

    Vietnamese Bahn Mi,

    I always thought Bahn Mi was the name of the shop hahaha whoops
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    How well do YOU know Josh Hodgson?

    Option 2 for me
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    NBA The Consolidated NBA Thread

    Agreed on the 1-2 years but we should boss it the next decade with wemby, vassel and even collins plus the million picks we have and cash to spend also. Bit like the doggies, sucked for ages but will come good once the team is sorted properly.
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Also scored in TWO consecutive games so they're well on their way..
  79. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    To be fair it was a pretty late goal that did them at forest. Nearly got a draw, bless 'em
  80. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Is Toney back in January? Has been great targetman for the Bees but close to $100m is just insane!
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Huh? Wtf would spurs do that? We hoping Nice don't extend Todibo or if they do, looking at Dragusin from Genoa. We also need a proper no 8 so hoping big ange has some pull for transfers
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    You paid overs for Jesus to get a striker and he's missing open headers from 5 yards out. Even Richy would've scored that (if he wasn't offside of course)
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    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    A few ducks quacking themselves to death, CD.
  84. Haslerhasworms

    Clown World Thread

    So now you can't even tickle your oyster at the beach anymore
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    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    Anyone else mind being stuck in a lift with Mel McLaughlin??
  86. Haslerhasworms

    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    @chemdog I was just thinking around 180 might be difficult total to chase
  87. Haslerhasworms

    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    Four down. Wow!
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    Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

    How fkn inspiring is that!? Kicking a ball into an open net from 5 yards.... Best YouTube video EVER!
  89. Haslerhasworms

    Cricket 2023/24 Thread

    Well so far this test is pretty even. Big session coming up, could set up the match however it goes. I see at least a few more wickets by stumps. Five down?
  90. Haslerhasworms

    News Feelgood Stories at Christmas

    Who was the lucky guy?
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    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Who did the ref send off at the end?
  92. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

    Those guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
  93. Haslerhasworms

    Membership issues

    Erm because they look at you and agree you are a child, maybe? That critical thinking of yours just saved you about $5 of your hard earned centrelink dollar bucks
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    Christmas Party shenanigans? What did you see? do?

    Hahahahahaha Or just gimme the tree fiddy and I'll spend it on what I want
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    Kenty may not do nrl360 for a while

    I've seen crazy puss..
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    Kenty may not do nrl360 for a while

    He sat on her like he and braithy do
  97. Haslerhasworms

    News Brittany Higgins enquiry

    I really dislike both those *****
  98. Haslerhasworms

    Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

    Still a lot of our 11 out and our squad was thin anyways so things are fucked until Feb
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