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You can have him. He's been ok, but he's playing for an extension Sent from my SM-S908E using Tapatalk

Swap you, him for Burton [emoji6] Sent from my SM-S908E using Tapatalk

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It's wrong..........but so fukin funny [emoji16] [emoji23] Sent from my SM-S908E using Tapatalk

Don't get the calamari rings [emoji6] Sent from my SM-S908E using Tapatalk

Taffe is not a fb, sorry guys Sent from my SM-S908E using Tapatalk

Crunchy & creamy.......perfect

That is so absolutely true, well it is at my place

Just on the show itself, not as good as his previous shows & imo, if you have to go into a detailed explanation that the topics are "comedy", then it's either nor genuinely funny or you shouldn't be watching or attending the show.

Should glued the leggins/yoga pants to the back

Even if they didn't save it, at least it would be merry

Captain Stabbin [emoji6]

Isn't that called "doing a Bennett", ie, thinking with your little head? [emoji6]

Amateur, everyone knows you put the outside facing down. That way, there's no streaks

I've had them, they taste like shit

"Put your sandals on" fkn lol [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

I know that disappointment [emoji20]

LOL, that's brutal.........I love it

Had to read it about 20 times, but finally got it.

Good version of what I consider to be the goat of Australian rock songs (though it is supposedly Friday on my Mind). Other than the original, the next best version (imo) was done on the Rockwiz "Vanda & Young" special. Outstanding if you can see it

Sorry, flicking between forums, saving funny picks & drinking piss, I'm an absolute basket cast atm

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Apparently, we can get rego plates based on dick size in qld

Even if she is his aunty [emoji6][emoji6]

Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready!

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, the ungrateful bastards. All I said was, 'Hurry up for Christ's sake ........... Some of us have got homes to go to!'

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And dromedary feet [emoji6]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] fuk me [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

74 - 0 mate, don't you be underestimating our effort [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

I have a great deaf joke, but it is purely visual, so hopefully I can share it with you guys one day ( this is not meant as a joke by the way)

Now that just fkn made my day

I actually thought it was "Dixaphillin" [emoji6]

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He Shoulda got the matching corset [emoji16]

Hope you're all right, I've lashed out nearly $7k to get there + the day is also my wedding anniversary so hoping to score twice [emoji4]

+ 80% humdity

Ohhhhh OKKKKK

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Oh Ye of Little Faith

Oh Fuk OFF :sweatsmile:

Typical Pom, can't get a century

1991, was aids related I believe

Or BHQ [emoji846]

^ Fkn love it [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

At the very least he could have flown away [emoji1787]

I wrote this a few years back, ironically i wrote it for/about Kieran Foran when he was fighting the black dog. Its unfinished & unrefined but somewhat relevant Its tough at the top do we know what they feel With game after game, there’s no time to heal The players are idolized, pulled from...

Take heart, we all have at least 1 brown eye [emoji16]

Trouble is I'd spend more than $27.50 in the first half on piss...........and god help the missus if we lose

I seriously hope this is a piss take, I will be going ballistic if true, he's a fkn plodder

Politicians are like nappies, they should be changed often, and for the very same reasons

Fuk you, I just spat beer all over my phone [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] ROTFPMSL

May have been posted previously

I've seen celebrity porn that aren't as fake that "slap"

That makes sense now, I was thinking Churchill & couldn't make a connection

I think you're really underestimating this squad. Perhaps not finals this year, but definitely not spoon material. Burton is the buy of the year. Dogs vs Cowboys gf 2025........

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] POD* *Post of the Day. Well for me at least

Doesn't matter how much of a shit day I have, this thread never fails to get me smiling. Thanks

So that's why they're called donkies

They taste like pussy So I've been told

Took me a while, but i found a pic of @Bulldog Wrestler

I love this You're a cunny funt. You'd be fun to have a beer with I reckon [emoji846]

Not sure if previously posted

Alison Mitchell is who I think you may have heard, also a very good commentator

I suspect they'd be into pegging too [emoji6]

Don't forget the password........."the witch is dead"

If you're into music & specifically The Beatles, then I highly recommend "Get Back". Very long at nearly 8hrs over 3 part, but just outstanding

Apparently bidding his time til Browne chokes thecwarriors to death[emoji16] FMD you guys thought you've had some tough times....... hold my beer[emoji21]

So pigs can fly [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Love it

Well I would suggest that working Australians do in fact pay for it via the Medicare levy, which was to provide FREE health care for ALL Australians. The public should not be disadvantaged by govt mismanagement of peoples taxes, they've had plenty of time to prepare hospitals to cope with...